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* Sonof Is Now Playing (- Rasputina - Things I'm Gonna Do -)(- 3mins 14secs -)(- -D-a-r-k-s-i-d-e- -)
<Brendon> Resputina..
<Brendon> is that your favorite band?
<Sonof> well Brendon, you can read
<Sonof> it seems I vastly underestimated you
<Sonof> and yes

I've been sprouting things like that all day to people. I know it's mean and petty, but it makes me feel big
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Unread 15th of September, 2003, 15:45
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<Sonof> they laughed at me
<Sonof> they said I was mad
<Sonof> so i killed them and ate their brains
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I know it's mean and petty, but it makes me feel big
I was talking to a mate's little brother the other day
he got into a fight at school
and his brother mockingly said
"Do you feel big now you've waded in some kid?"
And little brother (we call him Ultros, or tros for short) just said,
"Yeah, it does actually"

and we all laughed
except, I assume, the kid who got beat up
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<MisterBlueSky> do i need to disconnect from the internet to burn cd s ?
<Sonof> yes
<sassylady> yes
<spiderwoman> uh yeah
<TLM> no
<TLM> ..........
<MisterBlueSky> shit
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Unread 16th of September, 2003, 09:05
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The Original Little Red Riding Hood.

There once was a girl named little red riding hood. One day she was sent with a basket full of treats to her grandmothers house. When walking through the woods, a wolf saw little red and stopped her.

"Where are you going?" The Wolf asked.
"To see my grandmother." Little Red replied.
"Which path shall you take?" Asked the wolf. "The path of pins? Or the path of needles?"
"The path of needles" Little Red said before going on her way down the path of needles.

The wolf rushed down the path of pins and got to the grandmothers house before Little Red. He went inside and killed the grandmother before disguising himself and climbing into her bed.

Knock, Knock. Little Red Riding hood knocked on her grandmothers door.

"It is me, Grandmother, Little Red Riding Hood." She said.
"Just push on the door dear, its not locked." Said the Wolf.

Inside Little Red put the basket on the table, and called to her grandmother.

"I am hungry." She said. "Can I have something to eat?"
"Certainly dear. There is some meat in the cupboard, you can have that." The wolf replied.

So Little Red opened the cupboard where the wolf had hidden the body of the grandmother and found the meat. She sat down at the table and started eating but a cat jumped up on the table and startled little Red Riding Hood and said;

"Little Red! Little Red! That's your Grandmother! You're Eating your Grandmother's flesh!" The cat spoke.
"Grandmother! Grandmother! There is a talking cat here! And it says im eating your flesh!" Little Red exclaimed.
"Throw your shoes at the cat, Dear. Its lying." Replied the wolf, and so little Red did.

"I'm thirsty Grandmother, may I have something to drink?" Asked Little Red.
"Certainly dear, there is a pitcher of berry juice on the table." Replied the wolf, and Little Red poured herself a mug of the amber liquid and started drinking but a little bird landed on the chimdy stack and shouted;

"Little Red! Little Red! Thats your Grandmother's Blood! You're drinking your Grandmother's blood!"
"Grandmother! Grandmother! There is a talking bird here, and it says im drinking your blood!" Little Red Exclaimed.
"Well throw your cloak at it, the bird is lying!" Said the Wolf, and little Red did.

"Grandmother, I am tired. May I have a sleep?" Asked Little Red wearily.
"Certainly Dear, come and crawl up beside me." Said the wolf, and little Red went to her Grandmothers room and found her laying in an awkward position with a cloak covering her face. Little Red undressed and climbed into bed with her grandmother and said.

"Grandmother! What big Ears you have!"
"The better to hear you with my dear." The Wolf replied.
"Grandmother! What big Eyes you have!" Little Red Said.
"The better to see you with my dear." The wolf said without hesitation.
"Grandmother! What big claws you have!" Little Red said with exclaimation.
"The bettler to hold you tight with my dear!" The wolf said grabbing Little Red Riding hood.
"Grandmother! What big teeth you have!"

The wolf killed and ate Little Red Riding hood.
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Unread 16th of September, 2003, 22:22
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I like the song "Roodkapje" from "Pater Moeskroen"...
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would that by any chance be the same as the Rotterdam Terror Corps version?
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hmmm

maybe understanding dutch would allow me to enjoy the song
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Rotterdam Terror Corps; didn't they make "Poing"?
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I have no idea I just wanted to know what was so great about that last song. Which means it's a cover and originally by RTC, or it's actually by them, or everyone thinks it's actually by them
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Pater Moeskroen has never done a cover. All his songs are his...
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<Aesop> so it helps to have friends
<Sonof> friends eh?
<Sonof> those the people you stab in the Back with a knife?
<Kracker> dunno if it helps
* Sonof makes stabbing motions
<Kracker> he just asked me and i said yea
<Aesop> oh
<Sonof> *stab*stab*
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<Sonof> nothing says 'good-song' more then me dancing naked
<K-OS> lol
<K-OS> your creepy, but in a hilarious way
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Friend: Do you know what's funny?
Me: Monkeys?
Freind: No .. well yes, but anyway.

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And such an important post it is too.
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(sEvErMaN> Souly do i have to wait
(soulcatcher> yes
(soulcatcher> i told you
(soulcatcher> YES YES YES
(sEvErMaN> ****
* MrRaven sniggers
(soulcatcher> i gotta take care of something
(soulcatcher> ask me again tomorrow...and maybe ill say yes then
(MrRaven> rotfl
(sEvErMaN> Hits Raven
* soulcatcher looks at Sonof
(soulcatcher> whats so funny ?
(soulcatcher> you dont even know what were talkin about
(MrRaven> look at what you could of been talking about
(sEvErMaN> umm, Sex? Laughing Out Loud mm whats the other thing?
(soulcatcher> lol
(sEvErMaN> Laughing Out Loud
(soulcatcher> uhg
* soulcatcher sits in her corner innocently
(soulcatcher> we were dicussing ....ummm...a business deal
(soulcatcher> right
* MrRaven chokes
(soulcatcher> yes...thats what it is
(MrRaven> you're just giving me great material here
(sEvErMaN> yea for a website
(MrRaven> Laugh Out Loud
(soulcatcher> uhg
(soulcatcher> no wait
(soulcatcher> lol
(soulcatcher>
(MrRaven> for a website
(MrRaven> oh my
(soulcatcher> uhg
(soulcatcher> a rated G business deal !!!!
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I'm tired, but I can't sleep.
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<Elisha^^> sonof help me work this out then
<Sonof> just a sec
<Elisha^^> cause i seriously though it was the other way round
<Sonof> okay
<Sonof> see where you are right now?
<Elisha^^> yes
<Sonof> sun sets in the west right?
<Sonof> now take 2 steps south
<Elisha^^> yes
<Sonof> does it change?
<Elisha^^> no
<Sonof> same thing for southen hemisphere
<Elisha^^> i know how i messed it up
<Sonof> the seasons change because the earth is on a tilt
<Elisha^^> i live on the west coast and if ialways look in acertain direction that is east
<Sonof> the earth still turns the same way
<Sonof> east is still east here
<Elisha^^> when i fly into austrial the sun was at the left of the plane
<Elisha^^> i was flying south
<Sonof> morning
<Elisha^^> yes
<Sonof> sunrise
<Sonof> east
<Elisha^^> yes
<Elisha^^> yeh
<Sonof> so where is the confusion?
<Elisha^^> but that is why i messed it up i thought i was looking west
<Elisha^^> as west is always to the left at home
* Sonof shakes his head
<Sonof> if you look north
* Elisha^^ does too
<Sonof> not if you look south
<Sonof> stop shaking my head!
<Elisha^^> it changes yes
<Elisha^^> the left and right change
<Sonof> you never look south where you live?
<Elisha^^> yes but i must have been thinking i was going noth
<Elisha^^> thats why i mixed up the east and west
<Sonof> north to the southen hemisphere?
<Elisha^^> and yes i am a dumb bitch
<Elisha^^> and that was a major blonde momment
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Someone stole my chairs, well atleast they tried to. Under the cover of darkness.. heavy rain.. and lightning, someone moved my front porch chairs a block down the road and concealed it near the bush.
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