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Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is of the opposite gender.
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I have toilet paper

Cadogan Trahem - Plunging into the depths of Morrowind Addiction says:
I see

MuttQueen: that's reassuring for me to know

epoch157: I'm so proud of you

I AM NOT A HAPPY LITTLE HIPPO says:
I've gone to bed
Chances of me getting this are fairly slim until the morning

EnrgizaBunnie: That's very nice.

LightHopeDiamond: so do I

i love my precious. me and sturgy are engaged are engaged are engaged!! says:
how nice for you

DaRkShInMa 6 6 6: i dont
DaRkShInMa 6 6 6: i got leaaves

(Ooze) *pets you*
(Ooze) good for you

(r0bert) can i have some?

(hell_raiser) i guessed that when u got back from gettin it lol
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UltramanJimBill: now
UltramanJimBill: I see you on the ORP doing things
p970167: :'(
UltramanJimBill: and yet my little AIM thingy tells me you've been idle for 3 hours
UltramanJimBill: hmmmmmmmmmm
UltramanJimBill: COMMUNOISM
UltramanJimBill: get under the table
p970167: can we have sex now?
UltramanJimBill: forget the children they're hjust dead weight
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They said I was mad! Mad! Mwahahahaha

I'll show them all.

Who's mad now?!

And here is my baby

Code:
on *:text:*:#:{ 
  If %voting = Off { halt }
  if ($1 = !vote1) && ($2 = $null) inc %votes1 1 
  elseif ($1 = !vote2) && ($2 = $null) inc %votes2 1 
  elseif ($1 = !vote3) && ($2 = $null) inc %votes3 1 
  elseif ($1 = !vote4) && ($2 = $null) inc %votes4 1 
}

menu menubar {  
  -
  Vote $chr(91) $+ [ %Voting ] $+ $chr(93)
  .Set subject
  ..2 Options:{ //set %vote.subject $$?="Set Polling topic:" | //set %n.option 2 | //set %vote1 $$?="Set First Option:" | //set %vote2 $$?="Set Second Option:" | echo -a Polling topic set as $chr(40) %vote.subject $chr(41) | echo -a Option One is $chr(40) %vote1 $chr(41) | echo -a Option Two is $chr(40) %vote2 $chr(41) }
  ..3 Options:{ //set %vote.subject $$?="Set Polling topic:" | //set %n.option 3 | //set %vote1 $$?="Set First Option:" | //set %vote2 $$?="Set Second Option:" | //set %vote3 $$?="Set Third Option:" | echo -a Polling topic set as $chr(40) %vote.subject $chr(41) | echo -a Option One is $chr(40) %vote1 $chr(41) | echo -a Option Two is $chr(40) %vote2 $chr(41) | echo -a Option Three is $chr(40) %vote3 $chr(41) }
  ..4 Options:{ //set %vote.subject $$?="Set Polling topic:" | //set %n.option 4 | //set %vote1 $$?="Set First Option:" | //set %vote2 $$?="Set Second Option:" | //set %vote3 $$?="Set Third Option:" | //set %vote4 $$?="Set Fourth Option:" | echo -a Polling topic set as $chr(40) %vote.subject $chr(41) | echo -a Option One is $chr(40) %vote1 $chr(41) | echo -a Option Two is $chr(40) %vote2 $chr(41) | echo -a Option Three is $chr(40) %vote3 $chr(41) | echo -a Option Four is $chr(40) %vote4 $chr(41) }
  .$iif(%voting == Off && %vote.subject != $null,Begin)
  ..Activate Poll:{ //set %voting Active | //set %polling.chan $chan  | /msg %polling.chan 7Voting has now started on the topic of4 $chr(40) %vote.subject $chr(41)  | .timer 1 1 /msg %polling.chan To vote type !vote then the number that you are voting for ie. !vote2
    if %n.option = 2 { goto two }
    if %n.option = 3 { goto three }
    if %n.option = 4 { goto four }
    else { halt }
    :two
    .timer 1 3 msg %polling.chan The voting options are as following.
    .timer 1 4 msg %polling.chan 1 $+ $chr(93)  %vote1
    .timer 1 5 msg %polling.chan 2 $+ $chr(93)  %vote2
    halt
    :three
    .timer 1 3 msg %polling.chan The voting options are as following.
    .timer 1 4 msg %polling.chan 1 $+ $chr(93)  %vote1
    .timer 1 5 msg %polling.chan 2 $+ $chr(93)  %vote2
    .timer 1 6 msg %polling.chan 3 $+ $chr(93)  %vote3
    halt    
    :four
    .timer 1 3 msg %polling.chan The voting options are as following.
    .timer 1 4 msg %polling.chan 1 $+ $chr(93)  %vote1
    .timer 1 5 msg %polling.chan 2 $+ $chr(93)  %vote2
    .timer 1 6 msg %polling.chan 3 $+ $chr(93)  %vote3
    .timer 1 7 msg %polling.chan 4 $+ $chr(93)  %vote4
    halt
  }
  .$iif(%voting == Active,End)
  ..Conclude: { /msg %polling.chan The Voting is now closed. Thank you for your participation. 
    if %votes1 = $null { //set  %votes1 0 }
    if %votes2 = $null { //set  %votes2 0 }
    if %votes3 = $null { //set  %votes3 0 }  
    if %votes4 = $null { //set  %votes4 0 } 
    if %n.option = 2 { goto two }
    if %n.option = 3 { goto three }
    if %n.option = 4 { goto four }
    :two
    .timer 1 1 msg %polling.chan The voting results are as follows
    .timer 1 2 msg %polling.chan 1 $+ $chr(93)  $chr(40) %vote1 $chr(41)  recived 4 %votes1 vote(s)
    .timer 1 3 msg %polling.chan 2 $+ $chr(93)  $chr(40) %vote2 $chr(41)  recived 4 %votes2 vote(s)
    goto five
    halt
    :three
    .timer 1 1 msg %polling.chan The voting results are as follows
    .timer 1 2 msg %polling.chan 1 $+ $chr(93)  $chr(40) %vote1 $chr(41) recived 4 %votes1 votes
    .timer 1 3 msg %polling.chan 2 $+ $chr(93)  $chr(40) %vote2 $chr(41) recived 4 %votes2 votes
    .timer 1 4 msg %polling.chan 3 $+ $chr(93)  $chr(40) %vote3 $chr(41) recived 4 %votes3 votes
    goto six    
    halt
    :four
    .timer 1 1 msg %polling.chan The voting results are as follows
    .timer 1 2 msg %polling.chan 1 $+ $chr(93)  $chr(40) %vote1 $chr(41) recived 4 %votes1 votes
    .timer 1 3 msg %polling.chan 2 $+ $chr(93)  $chr(40) %vote2 $chr(41) recived 4 %votes2 votes
    .timer 1 4 msg %polling.chan 3 $+ $chr(93)  $chr(40) %vote3 $chr(41) recived 4 %votes3 votes
    .timer 1 5 msg %polling.chan 4 $+ $chr(93)  $chr(40) %vote4 $chr(41) recived 4 %votes4 votes
    goto seven    
    halt
    :five {
      if %votes1 > %votes2 msg %polling.chan 7The winner is 4 %vote1
      elseif %votes1 < %votes2 msg %polling.chan 7The Winner is 4 %vote2
      elseif %votes1 = %votes2 msg %polling.chan 7It was a Tie between 4 %vote1 7& 4 %vote2    
    }
    { unset %vote1 | unset %vote2 | unset %vote3 | unset %vote4 | unset %vote5 | unset %votes1 | unset %votes2 | unset %votes3 | unset %votes4 | unset %votes5 | unset %n.option | unset %vote.subject | //set %voting Off | unset %polling.chan }
    halt
    :six {
      if %votes1 > %votes2 && %votes1 > %votes3 msg %polling.chan 7 The Winner is 4 %vote1
      elseif %votes2 > %votes1 && %votes2 > %votes3 msg  %polling.chan 7 The Winner is 4 %vote2
      elseif %votes3 > %votes1 && %votes3 > %votes2 msg  %polling.chan 7 The Winner is 4 %vote3
      elseif %votes1 = %votes2 && %votes2 = %votes3 msg  %polling.chan 7 It was a Tie between 4 %vote1 7& 4 %votes2 7& 4 %vote3
      elseif %votes1 < %votes2 && %votes2 = %votes3 msg  %polling.chan 7 It was a Tie between 4 %vote2 7& 4 %vote3
      elseif %votes2 < %votes1 && %votes1 = %votes3 msg  %polling.chan 7 It was a Tie between 4 %vote1 7& 4 %vote3
      elseif %votes3 < %votes1 && %votes1 = %votes2 msg  %polling.chan 7 It was a Tie between 4 %vote1 7& 4 %vote2
    }
    { unset %vote1 | unset %vote2 | unset %vote3 | unset %vote4 | unset %vote5 | unset %votes1 | unset %votes2 | unset %votes3 | unset %votes4 | unset %votes5 | unset %n.option | unset %vote.subject | //set %voting Off | unset %polling.chan }
    halt
    :seven {
      if %votes1 > %votes2 && %votes1 > %votes3 && %votes1 > %votes4 msg %polling.chan 7 The Winner is 4 %vote1
      elseif %votes2 > %votes1 && %votes2 > %votes3 && %votes2 > %votes4 msg %polling.chan 7 The Winner is 4 %vote2
      elseif %votes3 > %votes1 && %votes3 > %votes2 && %votes2 > %votes4 msg %polling.chan 7 The Winner is 4 %vote3
      elseif %votes4 > %votes1 && %votes4 > %votes2 && %votes4 > %votes3 msg %polling.chan 7 The Winner is 4 %vote4
      elseif %votes1 = %votes2 && %votes2 = %votes3 && %votes1 = %votes4 msg %polling.chan 7 It was a Tie between 4 %vote1 7& 4 %vote2 7& 4 %vote3 7& 4 %vote4
      elseif %votes1 < %votes2 && %votes2 = %votes3 && %votes2 = %votes4 msg %polling.chan 7 It was a Tie between 4 %vote2 7& 4 %vote3 7& 4 %vote4
      elseif %votes2 < %votes1 && %votes1 = %votes3 && %votes1 = %votes4 msg %polling.chan 7 It was a Tie between 4 %vote1 7& 4 %vote3 7& 4 %vote4
      elseif %votes3 < %votes1 && %votes1 = %votes2 && %votes1 = %votes4 msg %polling.chan 7 It was a Tie between 4 %vote1 7& 4 %vote2 7& 4 %vote4
      elseif %votes4 < %votes1 && %votes1 = %votes2 && %votes1 = %votes3 msg %polling.chan 7 It was a Tie between 4 %vote1 7& 4 %vote2 7& 4 %vote3
      elseif %votes1 > %votes3 && %votes1 > %votes4 && %votes1 = %votes2 msg %polling.chan 7 It was a Tie between 4 %vote1 7& 4 %vote2
      elseif %votes1 > %votes2 && %votes1 > %votes4 && %votes1 = %votes3 msg %polling.chan 7 It was a Tie between 4 %vote1 7& 4 %vote3
      elseif %votes1 > %votes2 && %votes1 > %votes3 && %votes1 = %votes4 msg %polling.chan 7 It was a Tie between 4 %vote1 7& 4 %vote4
      elseif %votes2 > %votes1 && %votes2 > %votes4 && %votes2 = %votes3 msg %polling.chan 7 It was a Tie between 4 %vote2 7& 4 %vote3
      elseif %votes2 > %votes1 && %votes2 > %votes3 && %votes2 = %votes4 msg %polling.chan 7 It was a Tie between 4 %vote2 7& 4 %vote4
      elseif %votes3 > %votes1 && %votes3 > %votes2 && %votes3 = %votes4 msg %polling.chan 7 It was a Tie between 4 %vote3 7& 4 %vote4
    }  
    { unset %vote1 | unset %vote2 | unset %vote3 | unset %vote4 | unset %vote5 | unset %votes1 | unset %votes2 | unset %votes3 | unset %votes4 | unset %votes5 | unset %n.option | unset %vote.subject | //set %voting Off | unset %polling.chan }
    halt  
  }
}
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don't poke the bear
he's been working on this since before time began!

well done though
now we can poll useless things in IRC rather than just idling and occasional shouting
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Well that just lowered the entire tone of the thread.
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It was higher than this?
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where's that from?
it's very familiar
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Unless you read Garfeild, It would be from me
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oh yeah
I may re-read my garfield books

I have a full shelf of them

some are lame, but some are too damn funny

like the one witht he pan and Jon and the spider
and "Speak to me, Jon!"
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That's brillant!
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Damn, I was hoping for a Face Stabbing.
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I AM SOOOO MAD GRRR I COULD KILL SOME PEEPZ oHHhHHhH BAbY MOre.... I aM PrEgIE(Insider) says:
wazzz up
I AM SOOOO MAD GRRR I COULD KILL SOME PEEPZ oHHhHHhH BAbY MOre.... I aM PrEgIE(Insider) says:
in da hood
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yeah, I'm going to have to stab you in the eye now
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Hmm not funny on so many levels
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the moral of this story is that you can and should block people on msn just for their names
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It was meant to be funny?
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Alternatively, you rename them to a simple but short name in Trillian, and never bother with constantly changing nicknames ever again!
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that only works if you are giving the people insulting names
so that you are mocking them each time they speak
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Such as;

I am a stupid moron, with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt

*sigh* I like to name people that *sigh*
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