You rolled a critical hit on my heart

[itches]

Well it's Valentines Day. But don't worry all you dateless, lonely, roleplaying freaks. I'm here to let you know that today, you can be my Valentine.

[itches]

You rolled a critical hit on my heart (link warning, 5mb song)

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I was lost in the dungeons of love In a cavern so cold and lonely And I couldn't see the bright stars above And I thought to myself if only Someone would appear that could take me from here And dwell with me in a garden This being alone is like the spell flesh to stone And my skin is beginning to harden And then you appeared with your composite bow And said you'd liberate me from my shackles And notched and arrow imbued with the power of love And aimed a called shot straight at my cockles And rolled a critical hit on my heart - Critical hit on my heart – Critical hit, critical hit on my heart Now just roll maximum damage And I will belong to you Like Heironeous with his two handed sword Or Drizzt Do'Urden when he fought all the drow that one time You hit me with unstoppable force And set a powerful spell on my mind I picked up spell resistance from the enchanted school So I could bend up all these magic pretences, And though always use it as a general rule This time I'm lowering all my defences So roll a critical hit on my heart, - Critical hit on my heart - Critical hit, critical hit on my heart, Critical hit on my, Critical hit, critical hit You only rolled seventeen But you got the improved critical feat, And I just know you're going to confirm it So just roll maximum damage And I will belong to you You analyze the dweomer To find out what made me give my heart so soon But I tell you if you'd only seen her She’s stronger then all the magic of Like a vorpal sword or hand of Vecna, Or the greatest thing in your category So while you're here why don’t I just tell ya I'll toss my ring of three wishes if you give yourself to me So roll a critical hit on my heart, - Critical hit on my heart - Critical hit, critical hit on my heart, Critical hit on my, Critical hit, critical hit You only rolled seventeen But you got the improved critical feat And I just know that you're going to confirm it So roll max damage and I will belong to you

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[LeadPal]

Hah, that's pretty good. Makes me want to start up a sing-along, too.