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Unread 24th of December, 2011, 23:00
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As today is Christmas, I'd like to take this opportunity give everyone the gift of a heart.

These items are guaranteed 100% authentic hearts taken from the still living bodies of virginal princesses. Each princess was lovingly locked away in a solitary tower until the time of harvesting, whereupon they were stripped naked then gutted in a bloody and unholy ritual. These hearts have been preserved with our secret blend of special herbs and essential oils and remain suitable for most dark rites; make a unique mantle piece ornament; or a tasty snack for those long winter nights.

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Unread 25th of December, 2011, 00:52
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Can I use my heart as currency in place of an actual virgin next time I need a forum created?
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Unread 25th of December, 2011, 10:07
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Can I just exchange my heart for a virgin to keep?
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Why would you want to keep a virgin?
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Unread 25th of December, 2011, 10:45
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I am broke and need SOMETHING to give to people for Christmas
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Unread 25th of December, 2011, 10:58
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If you're giving the virgin away, you're hardly keeping it are you?
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Unread 25th of December, 2011, 11:18
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I'd keep a virgin around. How else am I supposed to catch unicorns?
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Unread 25th of December, 2011, 12:06
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See that's the beauty of virgins. They're reusable.
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I didn't think they were reusable. I can tell you that they definately wouldn't last around my place.
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Unread 25th of December, 2011, 14:41
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Well then remind me not to let you use one. I mean most of the people I gift them too just talk or play games or something.
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I'd rather not get my virgins second hand and "lightly used" anyway. But thank you for the thought!
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I'm sure this'll come in use eventually, just like that soul I got someone to sell me in high school.
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Unread 25th of December, 2011, 21:19
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Originally Posted by SinbadEV # Can I use my heart as currency in place of an actual virgin next time I need a forum created?
It does say 'suitable for most dark rites'
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Unread 25th of December, 2011, 21:35
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I dunno. I guess I just figured that the admins would want the virgin for something other than her ...heart.
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