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Unread 18th of November, 2005, 23:23
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Unread 21st of November, 2005, 09:33
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“ Originally Posted by BigRedRod I present to you A report on an experimental investigation into the electron band structure of Germanium ”
Fucking Germanium. Nothing changes.

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Unread 21st of November, 2005, 22:19
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Unread 26th of November, 2005, 15:33
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Sonof> hey twisted_x___
<twisted_x___> Hi Sonof
<Sonof> i've been online for 5 minutes already!
<Sonof> ...unless i just jinxed it
<twisted_x___> Wow!
*—> (Sonof) has Quit (Ping Timeout)
<@twisted_x___> JINX.
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Unread 26th of November, 2005, 18:51
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Unread 30th of November, 2005, 00:20
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Unread 4th of December, 2005, 19:17
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UltramanJimBill: It seems rockwolf is indeed aline
p970167: aline?
UltramanJimBill: *alive
p970167: alive or online?
UltramanJimBill: he'd been off the orp for nearly a month
p970167: bastard
UltramanJimBill: I had to dispatch the orp tracking robots
UltramanJimBill: NOBODY LEAVES
p970167: Kahluah ?
UltramanJimBill: kahluah is still about
p970167: he knows rockwolf from non-orp world
p970167: were i trying to hunt down rockwold, i would inplant an alien parisite into kahluah's brain
UltramanJimBill: really?
p970167: well presuming I can find an alien parisite
UltramanJimBill: That really was in regard to the knowing him from the non-orp world
p970167: oh, well i don't know how well they know each other, but there is a connection there
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Unread 4th of December, 2005, 20:02
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Unread 8th of December, 2005, 00:28
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Me: Are you busy?
Voice in my head: Yeah, I have to go to bed. I've got school in the morning.
Me: Bugger school! I went to school for almost 13 years, and do you know what I learnt there? A lot! So go to bed!
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Unread 10th of December, 2005, 19:56
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Walking to the bar tonight, I saw two establishments that were almost directly across the street from each other.

One was El Chupacabra. The name itself was amusing. However, the other bar across the street was called the Stumbling Goat. It was just too perfect. Someone out here must have a sense of humor...or irony.
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Unread 11th of December, 2005, 14:47
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This deserved to be in here.

“ Originally Posted by Cadrius I found this article to be interesting. If you ever wanted to read a treatise on the Stewards of Gondor, you're in luck. If you have a few minutes, check it out. ”
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Unread 11th of December, 2005, 23:19
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Finally! Your computer can tell you which celebrity you vaguely look like

Without my beard I'm 62% Ben Affleck. With it I'm 60% Kevin Mitnick, although I don't know who that is.
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Unread 12th of December, 2005, 00:11
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Before broken nose: Sean Astin and Michael Caine, both at 46%.

After broken nose: 60% Boris Karloff and 57% John Travolta.
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Unread 12th of December, 2005, 08:46
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Really cool idea, but it can give wildly different results from picture to picture. I tried using three, two of which were taken within a month of each other, and got all sorts of crazy celebrities: from Jim Morrison to Tupac Shakur to Gary Cooper to The Right Honorable Louis Francis Albert Viktor Nicholas Mountbatten.
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Unread 14th of December, 2005, 16:36
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Unread 14th of December, 2005, 17:45
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Unread 15th of December, 2005, 16:02
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<typo> I leave tomorrow!@
<Sonof> you'll be on the same tetontic plate as me!
<Sonof> and you'll be just an ocean away from Australia
<typo> :D
<typo> Come over and visit me
<Sonof> no i'm alright
<Sonof> you should just grab a fast and float over the kylie
<typo> too much work
<Sonof> do it at night
<Sonof> you can sleep on the way
<typo> What if the sharks get me
<typo> :(
<Sonof> then you'll prolly die slow painful death as you bleed out
<Sonof> or a quick painful death as they tear you apart and eat you alive
<typo> oh
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Unread 21st of December, 2005, 07:49
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Help dispel heretic notions and re-educate the masses!
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I spotted this elsewhere, and decided to share it here. It's tasteless, but ever so funny.
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Unread 29th of December, 2005, 01:01
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A Unique Perspective

Suzie and Alfred lay flat on the neatly cut grass of a suburban backyard, she held in his arms, cuddling in the privacy provided by wooden fences and strategically placed trees. Both enjoyed the solitude and temporary escape from the havoc of teenage life, happy to steal a few moments to themselves.

"Suzie," Al said. "What'cha thinking about?" Suzie was quiet for a handful of moments as she considered the question and put together her answer.

"I'm looking up at the sky above us," she began. "And thinking about how there is nothing really there. Just miles of air trapped against the surface of a rocky sphere and an infinite void beyond. I think about how we're clinging to the surface of a small ball, held in place by a force so weak that static electricity is powerful enough to break its hold.

"I'm fighting the urge to cling desperately to the ground, to stop myself from floating away which will start to happen any moment now. To keep touch with my family, my friends, my life, the very earth itself. I stand at the edge of a tall cliff, and I don't falling. I fear not falling."

"You're thinking all of that?" Al asked sounding impressed.

"Yeah," Suzie replied without taking her eyes off the sky above them. "What are you thinking about?"

"Oh nothing anything like that."

"Tell me."

"It's well ... no never mind."

"No tell me, I'm curious now."

"Okay. Well right now I'm mostly thinking about that from this angle I can see down your top, and that you're not wearing a bra today."
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Unread 29th of December, 2005, 02:34
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Best tv theme ever.

“ HE-MAN AND THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE

HE-MAN!
And the Masters of the Universe.

I am Adam, Prince of Eternia, defender of the secrets of Castle Greyskull.
This is Cringer, my fearless friend.

Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic
sword and said:
"By the power of Greyskull"

HE-MAN!

"I have the power!"

Cringer became the mighty Battle Cat.
And I became He-Man, the most powerful man in the universe.

Only three others share this secret.
Our friends the Sorceress, Man at Arms and Orko.

Together we defend Castle Greyskull from the evil forces of Skeletor.

HE-MAN!
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Unread 29th of December, 2005, 02:40
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Peter Gunn has a pretty good theme.
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Unread 29th of December, 2005, 02:53
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I couldn't resist. If for no other reason then for me to come back and find it funny again.
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“ Originally Posted by itches Hey, irrelevent could have worked. ”
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Unread 29th of December, 2005, 03:06
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Today hasn't been all good news

LeeCHeSSS: Im planning to do more to ORP again in the near future :-)
itches: would said future ORP plans involve me and an adminship?
LeeCHeSSS: would you think that beneficial to ORP then?
itches: sure
itches: once i finish going mad with power, only the best of the best will have survived
itches: like how a lion kills the weak animals in a herd, leaving the stronger ones to survive
LeeCHeSSS: ok, question answered and request denied
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Unread 29th of December, 2005, 03:42
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I've been playing with this all day. So very much fun.
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