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WhoNAN · #26 26th of February, 2003, 01:36

I just know the american version of the thong is more preferrable....... and what would an aussie call the american thong..... "floss" might annoy people?

PaVel · #27 26th of February, 2003, 06:53

well actually in pascal they use '=' for comparison and ':=' for assignment

**BigRedRod** · #28 26th of February, 2003, 07:58

that's just crazyily confusing

= is assignment in Haskell, Java and C
where == is comparriosn

anyhow
is IRC stuff done in Pascal?

**BigRedRod** · #29 5th of March, 2003, 01:27

Lewisham: *considers blowing away his neighbour with his disc gun*
Lewisham: i've got a really itchy trigger finger today
Internet Dating Stud: cool
Internet Dating Stud: do it
Lewisham: i wouldn't answer your door
Lewisham: in case it's me
Lewisham: with my disc gun
Internet Dating Stud: no go for your next door neighbour
Internet Dating Stud: take photos
Lewisham: tearing you a new one
Lewisham: she won't apperciate it
Internet Dating Stud: she would
Lewisham: hmmm
Lewisham: well
Lewisham: only one way to find out
Internet Dating Stud: yup
Lewisham: *fires up the gun*

**itches** · #30 13th of March, 2003, 05:25

<Sonof> sooo sleeepy
<Hidin> go to sleep maybe?
<Sonof> waiting for Kaleigh to get home
<Tracey> yeah, turn off the computer
<Sonof> then sleep
<Sonof> precious sleep
<Sonof> turn off?
<Sonof> noo
<Sonof> it's coming alive
<Sonof> it speaks to me
<Sonof> dont kill me it says
<Sonof> dont turn me off

Setzer Gabbiani · #31 13th of March, 2003, 09:48

Speaking of meaningless subjects, I got lucky playing BG. Str 18/20, Dex 19, Con 17, Int 18, Wis 18, Cha 10. Now that's just kewl.

**BigRedRod** · #32 14th of March, 2003, 06:18

>>> >>>TOP 10 REASONS THAT >UNIVERSITY IS LIKE PRESCHOOL >
>>> >>>(or play-school - this is the edited version for UK people
>>> >>>who have probably never eaten meatloaf!)
>>> >>>
>>> >>>10. You cry for your mother.
>>> >>>9. You cross the street without looking for cars.
>>> >>>8. Snack time is a necessity
>>> >>>7. You bundle up for the outdoors without caring what you
>>> >>>>look like(because everyone else looks as stupid as you do).
>>> >>>6. You stay at home and play games with your friends.
>>> >>>5. You wear your backpack on both shoulders.
>>> >>>4. You wear big mittens.
>>> >>>3. Playing in the snow is a legitimate activity.
>>> >>>2. You take naps.
>>> >>>1. You look forward to cheese toasties.

the sad thing is it's true

**itches** · #33 14th of March, 2003, 16:00

I had a dream last night, that cockroaches were trying to take over the world and enslave the human race

The_Friendly_Fiend · #34 16th of March, 2003, 05:09

Itches, have you been playing MOO3 too? I hate bugs and here comes MOO3 with some of the largest and ugliest bugs in the universe.

**BigRedRod** · #35 16th of March, 2003, 05:20

you seem pretty hooked on that game

I'm still dissapointed with it

**itches** · #36 16th of March, 2003, 07:18

do the bugs in MOO3 burrow into your body, and control you by relaising caseing pain when you displase them? Is so that's the ones from my dream.

And if this dream has taught me one thing, It is that the cast of Naighbours sucks as freedom fighters.

Cadogan Trahem · #37 16th of March, 2003, 14:51

Spoon is the person to talk about for MOO3

Setzer Gabbiani · #38 18th of March, 2003, 07:03

The truth about Bush (According to Maryln Manson):

Rewrite the constitution
Is this the final revolution
The end is near
If you're part of the constitution
You're not part of the solution
Bow down to fear
I am I am I am the president
I am I am the emporer
I am I am I am the king of the world

Don't draw you're own conclusion
Submit to the grand illusion
Get on your knees
There'll be no ablsolution
The final step of evolution
The end is near
I am I am I am the president
I am I am the emporer
I am I am I am the king of the world

Never was Satan's altar boy so right. This is from The Golden Age of Grotesque, coming in June.

**itches** · #39 21st of March, 2003, 06:25

<Tracey> yeah, well I was always told as a kid by my father not to dweel on things, get on with it, theres always someone worse off, I think Im ok for it

<Sonof> always someone worse off, but with a finate number of people in the world there must be 1 person who has it the worse

**itches** · #40 22nd of March, 2003, 08:14

Question: Who stands there and lets the dog do that?

**BigRedRod** · #41 22nd of March, 2003, 08:41

someone who can get off on puppy-laptop action?

**BigRedRod** · #42 24th of March, 2003, 08:17

http://everything2.com/index.pl?last...node_id=545196

again it's all sadly pretty much true

(except the point aobut wanting to get back when you are at home)
although over-americanised

**itches** · #43 24th of March, 2003, 09:18

The Grand List Of Console Role Playing Game Clichés

**itches** · #44 27th of March, 2003, 13:20

<garg> lillith who?
<Ooze> where?
<Twisted_devotion> when
<Ooze> how often?
<Sonof> monkeys?
*** Sonof is now known as Corvus
<Twisted_devotion> sea urchins
<Corvus> paper clips
<Twisted_devotion> glass coaster
<Corvus> monkeys ... with paper clips
<Twisted_devotion> damn... you win
* Corvus bows

**itches** · #45 31st of March, 2003, 20:25

My cat was out side the door, meowing, and it is raining, so I got up and let her inside. Rather then walk up to me or whatnot, she started sniffing the ground - at which point I noticed a mouse shaped shadow flitting across the room. The cat hadn't spotted it, and the door was still open at this point, and it slipped into the gap with the door jam

So I closed it on it

The door didn’t close all the way, but there was some crunching (body being crushed.) My cat still hadn't found it, and the mouse-tail was hanging out, and I assumed it was dead

Then the tail picked up, and went with the rest of the mouse in the door jam. So alive it was

Now I tried to close the door the rest of the way. It took a bit off an effort, and a big crunching noise, but I got it shut.

Cadogan Trahem · #46 31st of March, 2003, 20:35

Eww...

SponkleofInfini · #47 31st of March, 2003, 21:32

The mouse had it coming.

**LeeCHeSSS** · #48 31st of March, 2003, 22:14

Pah, it's nothing compared to the time I closed the door (after letting a friend out) and heard a squeal. I disregarded it however and went upstairs.

Some time later, I heard another squeal. This time it was obviously my mother. So I ran downstairs to find her standing in the doorway to the hallway, gasping at what seemed a battle field: the floor (and everything lower than 10 cm) was covered with blood.

I tiptoe-ed across the floor to the other side of the hallway and switched on the light. Another two squeals...

My mother squealed because she saw a moving ball of bloody fur, the moving ball of bloody fur because it obviously was under a load of stress already and did not like the light.

Next followed a chase where more blood splattered everywhere. I managed to grab the rodent eventually (thank god it had not dared to shoot past/through my mother's legs into the living room - she was still standing shocked, gasping at the scene). It didn't bother biting me, probably because it was too weak and tired. I opened it the front door and threw the mouse into the front garden, quickly closing the door again.

Aparently, when I first had heard a squeal, I had chopped off the mouse's (who just happened to be running into the house) tail when I closed the door. Obviously, the mouse had been running/walking around the hallway when I had left upstairs, squirting blood from the stump that was once its tail...

It was truly a disturbing sight, but the hallway was clean again after 3 hours

**BigRedRod** · #49 31st of March, 2003, 22:19

Dutch mice : now with 5000% added blood

Setzer Gabbiani · #50 1st of April, 2003, 06:08

You heard it here first folks: Dutch countries are more like anime than America. Plan your next vacation accordingly.