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Unread 14th of February, 2008, 09:31
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You rolled a critical hit on my heart

Well it's Valentines Day. But don't worry all you dateless, lonely, roleplaying freaks. I'm here to let you know that today, you can be my Valentine.
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You rolled a critical hit on my heart (link warning, 5mb song)

I was lost in the dungeons of love
In a cavern so cold and lonely
And I couldn't see the bright stars above
And I thought to myself if only
Someone would appear that could take me from here
And dwell with me in a garden

This being alone is like the spell flesh to stone
And my skin is beginning to harden
And then you appeared with your composite bow
And said you'd liberate me from my shackles
And notched and arrow imbued with the power of love
And aimed a called shot straight at my cockles

And rolled a critical hit on my heart
- Critical hit on my heart –
Critical hit, critical hit on my heart
Now just roll maximum damage
And I will belong to you

Like Heironeous with his two handed sword
Or Drizzt Do'Urden when he fought all the drow that one time
You hit me with unstoppable force
And set a powerful spell on my mind

I picked up spell resistance from the enchanted school
So I could bend up all these magic pretences,
And though always use it as a general rule
This time I'm lowering all my defences

So roll a critical hit on my heart,
- Critical hit on my heart -
Critical hit, critical hit on my heart,
Critical hit on my, Critical hit, critical hit

You only rolled seventeen
But you got the improved critical feat,
And I just know you're going to confirm it
So just roll maximum damage
And I will belong to you

You analyze the dweomer
To find out what made me give my heart so soon
But I tell you if you'd only seen her
She’s stronger then all the magic of

Like a vorpal sword or hand of Vecna,
Or the greatest thing in your category
So while you're here why don’t I just tell ya
I'll toss my ring of three wishes if you give yourself to me

So roll a critical hit on my heart,
- Critical hit on my heart -
Critical hit, critical hit on my heart,
Critical hit on my, Critical hit, critical hit

You only rolled seventeen
But you got the improved critical feat
And I just know that you're going to confirm it
So roll max damage and I will belong to you
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Unread 15th of February, 2008, 12:43
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Hah, that's pretty good. Makes me want to start up a sing-along, too.
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