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Unread 1st of February, 2006, 20:41
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Unread 2nd of February, 2006, 01:00
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This morning I woke up and said to myself: "itches, no matter what else, don't walk through a spider’s web today. If you can avoid that, then anything else can happen and you're still allowed to claim this day as a success."

Today was not a sucess.
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The arachnids are keeping you down. Don't worry - they're just jealous of the giant scorpians.
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When monologuing, you actually refer to yourself by your ORP handle? That's odd.
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Unread 2nd of February, 2006, 03:30
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Unread 2nd of February, 2006, 10:31
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I tend to use itches most everywhere on the internet, so it's not that weird. Well okay, it is.
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Originally Posted by itches I tend to use itches most everywhere on the internet, so it's not that weird. Well okay, it is.
It isn't really. I use four identities interchangably myself.
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Unread 2nd of February, 2006, 12:21
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Eh, just zachol and imamowon here.

Yes, you heard the last one right.

(oh, and zach/zacharaih)
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Unread 2nd of February, 2006, 22:23
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Good news guys. It took a couple of day’s worth of tests, but it’s been confirmed that I’m not pregnant.
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Damn, and I was trying so hard...It's my fault, my substandard seeds.
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Aha! So it's not mine, then!
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Unread 4th of February, 2006, 10:27
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Huzzah!


...

Wait, this is or isn't good news?

*sits blankly, having no idea of what happened before on this subject*
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Originally Posted by itches Good news guys. It took a couple of days worth of tests, but its been confirmed that Im not pregnant.
Given the octopodial monstrosity you birthed last time, I think the world is better without another spawn of itches rampaging through the Pacific.
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Unread 4th of February, 2006, 10:54
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I still haven’t worked out who impregnated me with it.
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Unread 4th of February, 2006, 11:27
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Well, considering your proximity to the Pacific, which is really close to Japan, it must be Godzilla.
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Unread 4th of February, 2006, 13:15
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Or perhaps Cthulhu?



Wait, how would that work... Cthulhu father of son...

Ow, brain hurts.
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Unread 9th of February, 2006, 07:46
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Godzilla is already paying alimony to Fire Rodan for Godzillasaurus. I doubt he'd be so foolish as to pay it to itches too. Seems more like the work of Space Godzilla to me.
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Iie, supasu no gojira wa funoosha.


(no, i don't really speak japanese, and no, i'm not saying that space godzilla is fun)
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Unread 10th of February, 2006, 05:33
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Tanoshii is the proper adjective for "fun", FYI.

But otherwise, good grasp on the basic grammar.
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Unread 10th of February, 2006, 06:51
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Yeah, today's online translators are getting better and better.
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Unread 10th of February, 2006, 08:32
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Yeah. I remember back in the day failing my final French assignment for high school because I got lazy and didn't want to write it all in French, so I just typed it up in English and Babelfish'd it.
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Unread 10th of February, 2006, 08:33
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Man, and I really need to start posting 5 times a day so I can get caught back up for all the days I missed posting.
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Unread 12th of February, 2006, 21:28
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Dear Faculty and Students:
God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizens'
luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at an Assisted Home for the Aged. All
of my family has passed away. I am all alone now and it's nice to know
someone is thinking of me. God bless you for your kindness to an old
forgotten lady.
My roommate is 95 and always had her own radio. Before I received this one,
she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was napping.
The other day, her radio fell off the night stand and broke into a lot of
little pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could
listen to mine, and I said "fuck you".
Thank you for that opportunity.
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Unread 13th of February, 2006, 10:48
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Hah! Silly old people.



And LeadPal! How dare you imply I would use a stupid translator?
I know a teeeeny bit of Japanese.

Just enough to know that babelfish spouts garbage.
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Unread 13th of February, 2006, 14:47
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Too bad, it would have made Adams proud if it actually did work.

Then again, maybe he's enjoying its inability to effectively translate in a humoristic fashion as well.
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