Random Quips

[Setzer Gabbiani]

It's not (Quite) the Loony Bin (Which was incidentally created by my younger brother Lorben), but it's still pointless. Just say whatever's on your mind.

Right now the room smells like hemp and sounds like Quiet Riot.

[Beidamon]

Beidamon chops off Setzers head with his time hardened stale loaf of bread +5 with the funny comment

"There, problem solved"

(You did say it was a loony bin ;))

[Setzer Gabbiani]

Setzer retaliates with a shot from the Pus Spitter, dealing 135 piercing and 150 acid damage. Putting back on his head, he says "You never know what kind of stuff I've got lying around..."

[Beidamon]

I think I remember lorbens brother but I just cant quite remember the name you went by, did it start with a O by any chance?

*Has a bad memory*

[Beidamon]

Luckly Beidamon has both the infinite deflection, extrodinary deflection, and reflect arrows feats. With a wave of his hand the projectile turns around and bounces back at Setzer.

"Gotta love that epic handbook, its got so many uses, like.... ummm.... making strong charecters and.... umm... uhhhhh..... T-Ball!"

Beidamon then uses the Epic level handbook to play baseball with setzers loosely connected head before sitting down at a table and mourning the bloodstains hampering his munchkinism

[Setzer Gabbiani]

Ollom Hammersong, like you didn't actually know.

[Setzer Gabbiani]

"Ah, the EH, the only major handbook I don't have access to yet... Who cares when you've got an oversided mallet?" Setzer takes The Cranium Basher and promptly puts Beidamon's head between his feet, while dealing 636 damage to him.

[Beidamon]

Epic dodge, my dodge bonus is on you so I negate your attack

Mwahahahahaha

Beidamon casts power sentance kill on Setzer, then to make sure he stays dead, power paragraph kill on the corpse.

[SponkleofInfini]

Casts Soul Bind on Setzer. Lets see you come back now :evil:

[BigRedRod]

Now from what I remember of the looney bin wasn't it just an excuse to rack up posts in a more meaningless way that usual?

To me this seems more related to freeform RP, perhaps someone should just start another thread in the freeform forum

[Setzer Gabbiani]

Biggs' right.

[BigRedRod]

Hmm I was a little harsh :) this kinda thing just isn't my bag :cat:

Still , next time someone esees a mod online just get them to shift it over and delete my comments (or i can delete my stuff after it gets moved)
Then you people can keep posting rather than start again and everyones happy :)

[Gnarsh]

*kicks BRR in the groin with a +5 vorpal boot*

[SponkleofInfini]

Casts Soul Bind on the items of BRR's which fell to the floor.....just when you thought it couldn't get worse :evil:

[BigRedRod]

Fair enough looks olike there is need to delete my posts then :)

anyhow
*crosses arms*
"I'm not playing so you can't get me"

[SponkleofInfini]

It's to late for that now

[BigRedRod]

No my work here is done, the thread is moved and you can post here to your hearts content
Now it doesnt clutter up the uncognative cackling forum I'm not bothered what kind of abuse you post there :D

[Cadrius]

Well I'm certainly glad it was moved so now it can ruin the beautiful atmosphere we had in here.

[SponkleofInfini]

Don't blame me I am just following along. I saw an easy way to boost my post total and I took it. So blame setzer, it is all his fault and not those who are exploiting this opertunity.

[Gralhruk]

I put a request in the "Inquiries" forum for a separate section dedicated to Free Form RP, with separate game threads for each. Hopefully LeeCHeSSS will agree to go that route and then everybody can be happy.

[Cadrius]

it is all his fault and not those who are exploiting this opertunity.

Ah yes, words to live by.

And don't take me too seriously, it is the role playing forum, you guys can RP however you like even if I find it rather idiotic and a thinly veiled scheme to up your post totals.

[Gnarsh]

you got a problem with idiotic thinly veiled schemes?

[Cadrius]

Come to think of it I really shouldn't. Most of my life is based off of idiotic thinly veiled schemes.

[LeeCHeSSS]

Reconsidered BRR's request and concluded he was erring; This is called RANDOM quips for a reason, it's not cognative at all, and thus should remain in this forum. Until it becomes worthy of an own area (think 10+ pages just like Adventurer's Escapades is now :P) that is.

EDIT: Oh btw:

*LeeCHeSSS snaps his fingers and immediatly, through an inexplicable method, all the heads of the participants of this utter nonsense shrink to the size of mere fleas*

[BigRedRod]

so i take it posting here doesnt count as posting any longer :)

fair enough
If people want to post gibberish they have to do it without any reward :evil:

[Beidamon]

Bah, always going for the easy way Lee

*Snaps his fingers and shrinks the multiverse to match his new head size*

There, now thats how its done. Now to find some more excuses to post meaningless posts full of violence.

[Setzer Gabbiani]

You know, it was never my intention to create another "Looney Bin" (Lorben is notorious for horrible spelling, not like he's the only one). Don't blame me for all this. However, if you want to raise post totals with insanity, go right ahead. I'm out for now.

[Beidamon]

You heard him, its all his fault, lets get them guys!

"Ya" A angry mob of villagers says appearing out of nowhere. The mob charges setzer and linch mobs him.

Beidamon mutters to himself. "I sure hope he didnt take cleave"

[Setzer Gabbiani]

**** Cleave! I got Ultimate cleave! *Snaps one guy's neck* Now for the fun part...

*Casts an Empowered, Enlarged, Extended, Heightened to 666th level, Maximized, etc., etc, ULTIMA*


*FWOOOOOOOSSHHH*

Oh, ****. I think I just vaporized my herb garden...

[Beidamon]

Holy damage absorbtion, you just healed me to full.

Using his newfound vigor, beidamon throws a rock at setzer....

Hey, everyone has a off day...

[SponkleofInfini]

Now the size of a flea, I make my way into Setzers extrimties and devour him from the inside.......then cast soul bind........ :evil: for some reason it hasn't been working on you people.

[Setzer Gabbiani]

"One problem, Beid-head, Ultima ain't holy. And I made a few deals before I came here"

Soul Bind is reflected and captures Sponkle, turning his body to dust. Looking at the gem "Amethyst really isn't my color, oh well" *Ties soul bind gem to pus spitter bolt* *Twanggg* *Thunk* Beid gets one between the eyes and is absorbed into the gem. Setzer picks up the gem and casts it into Mt. Doom, right before the LoR lawyers start to pound him with 300 lb. copyright law books.

"I *thunk* bet this wouldn't *thunk* happen before *thunk* the *thunk* movie *thunk* -- damn."

[SponkleofInfini]

"Mwahahahaha, you know the grave could never tame me.....mwahahaha."

At this point a clone of sponkle comes up to setzer casts Vengeful Gaze of God.........how unfortunate, you die a terrible terrible death why I who had Contingent Ressurection cast on myself is now living again.

What.....oh yes I now cast spell worm on you, so much for those spells of yours mwahahahaha..........got to love epic spells.

[Beidamon]

Beidamon hits sponkle over the head with a masterwork frying pan

"Remember, even though you can prepare for any high power spell, its foolishness to forget about the low power stuff. Plus the unwritten vorpal property of the frying pan always helps"

[SponkleofInfini]

The Frying pan bouncing off Sponkle's wall of force skips away to kicks someones arse another day :evil:

[Beidamon]

Beidamon points out the non stick force dragon skin layer as the frying pan goes right through the wall of force to hit sponkle on the head for a womping 7 damage... which he shrugs off.

"I dont get it, this thing has killed thousands of orcs in one hit but on you it barely does anything."

Confused about the mixed up logic of the universe Beidamon wanders away

[Setzer Gabbiani]

I just noticed this a moment ago: My chalk-white, gothy-looking portrait makes for a pretty good Dungeon Master title, what with all the dark in dungeons and such.

[Beidamon]

Na, all DM's have glowing red eyes and horns of some sort, everyone know that.....

[BigRedRod]

Well my avatar looks good for my title
Because it looks exactly like Solid Snake
And I'm sure there were some ghosts in sone of his games as a secret thingy
so there

[SponkleofInfini]

What did you do to solid snake you cruel person, he looks as if he was hit in the head with some blunt object of some sort, j/k.

This place is starting to get boring and pointless, so very pointless. Now lets all let it fade into nothiness and not speak of it again.

[Beidamon]

Isnt its point to be pointless?

[Beidamon]

*points out that pointless chatting is just what this section was made for*

[Setzer Gabbiani]

Ugh. Just cut this thing out. It's gone far beyond what I wanted it to be. If someone wants a Loony Bin, let them start it. Simple as that.

[SponkleofInfini]

Well what did you want from the thread anyway?

[Setzer Gabbiani]

Well, it was going to be thread for whatever's on our minds, or just a funny quote, not absolute insanity.

[SponkleofInfini]

Well I have nothing for now so I will post something in the near future.

[Beidamon]

Insanity is funny, and if you put quotation marks around it it becomes a quote :)

[SponkleofInfini]

**Voice sounds like Bill Cosby**

You see.....life is like a box of chocolates.........you eat some....then you die.