Competition Time!

[BigRedRod]

As we are changing forums and i'm laying out the rules and all that in a clearer way i have posted a Teams thread
this is to list the two current teams (and any others that are formed i nthe future)
and as you meet the other team you will gain more info

now as for team 2, the player team
each character needs a sentance or two to sum them up
this competition is mainly for my players as whoever suggests the best one for each of the characters will get free on the spot exp (and anyone who helped come up with the idea will recieve a little too)

so post a sentance or two and get some xp
what could be simpler :)
i'll let you know which one i pick for each character after there have been a good few submissions
and after everyone has little description i'll tell everyone how much exp they won :)

[and no this isnt me being lazy :), i'm letting you lot be creative :P]

[Beidamon]

how bout this, ill let you guess who it is ;)

"What do you get when you mix a dwarf, a bucket of oil, and a match? I dont know, but it sure seems to likes gems"

[WhoNAN]

My turn my turn ooh ooh ooh!

"What do you get when you introduce an overly arroused bat, and a drunk woman?"

Seriously though Beid... that was great :-)

[Beidamon]

Ummm i know the answer to this one, its either

A) Batman

or

B) A psychiatrist's best friend

[BigRedRod]

good good
i still need more suggestions though kids :)

[Shadow_Monkey]

I'll vote for the singing, dancing, fancy fighting rogue Lynores. He really knows how to make an ordinary toll payment just a little more interesting:)

[BigRedRod]

i think we have found the description of Lynores :)

[Beidamon]

How bout this one for me

"Tall, Dark, and Hansom...... ummm can we go for best 2 out of 3?"

[Cadrius]

"Unknown: fury, angst, and cruelty bottled for that refreshing taste of evil."

[The_Friendly_Fiend]

Thug to Unknown: "Who are you?"
Unknown: "I'm Batman!"

No?

Q: What's big and black and red all over?
A: I don't know, but it's standing behind you and it looks really pissed off! (What did you think I was talking about, pervert!)

Maybe Beidamon's character should have us sing as we travel (sorry if I get the lyrics mixed up, if you don't recognize this, watch the debatable in terms of good/bad, Return of the King anime/cartoon),

Where there's a whip, there's a way.
Where there's a whip, there's a way.
We don't wanna have to go to war today!
But the lord of the lash says, nay nay nay!
(Where there's a whip, there's a way.)
We're going to march all day, all day, all day.
(Where there's a whip, there's a way.)
'Cause where there's a whip there's a way.
Left, right, left, right, Where there's a whip, there's a way.
(Repeat from beginning)
Where there's a whip, there's a way.
Where there's a whip, there's a way.

How about this for the Azer: "He's simply too hot to handle."

[Cadrius]

Hmm...

Collin: Show me a foul tempered nameless half-fiend with a whip, and I'll show you a foul tempered half-fiend with a whip who has an orcish name!

Er...no that one wasn't quite good.

As for Varidiir...

"This is what happens when you finally make it out of the frying pan."

Hey, we might have found a new way to make money. We'll travel from land to land singing songs and scaring the crap out of people.

[Beidamon]

"Despite his fiendish nature he is truly a great diviner, he always knows what the weather will be like before everyone else"

[Beidamon]

"Homer, I have someone here to help"

"Is it batman?"

"No homer, its a diviner"

"Batmans a diviner"

"Its not batman!"

[Beidamon]

Two problems with the song,

1) we do want to go to war

2) We dont march all day, we have horses

Now for another one, the unknown one isn't red

Also the unknown one only has ever shown anger once, other then that he mantains a calm deminor

[The_Friendly_Fiend]

It was a figure of speech. Besides, why shouldn't Collin want to go to war? He worships a war god doesn't he? Besides, aren't we in a secret war?