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31st of January, 2003, 18:11
Welcome to the thread where the fun will is made.

Welcome to the thread where magic is born.

Welcome to the thread where itches is going to go on endlessly about many meaningless subjects.

31st of January, 2003, 18:15
To start off, I will be talking about the scourge of IRC.

No my friends it is not the ever-present hacker (and last line of defense against the threat of totalitarian governments)

it is not the flooder, with modern ignore technology they are barely even noted.


*takes a deep breath*

No my friend, the scourge of IRC, is the advertiser bot. Ops wage a constant war against these things, while trying to keep channel open for the chatting.

Into this war, steps a nameless fool nick = okcool channel = #sheep server = irc.webchat.org . This nameless fool is founder in a nameless channel. And on this channel, in his finite wisdom, he gave AOP to an advertisement bot.

I’m marking this down, as another reason why there should be an IQ test before people are allowed to register channels.

31st of January, 2003, 19:06
There is a reason I gave up on IRC about a year ago, not enough people to keep it interesting and the whole OP drama and the spam....

31st of January, 2003, 19:08
It'd be rude to reply with just:

"Do we care?"


31st of January, 2003, 20:52
'cba' seems to be in order

31st of January, 2003, 20:59
these apples are delicious

I like the idea of IRC
but that's mainly based on bash quotes :)
in practice it's harder to find any good channels

31st of January, 2003, 23:02
Where's the magic? I want to see the magic! You said there would be Magic! :)

31st of January, 2003, 23:09
it's the same magic that holds my programs together
you can't see it but it must exist becuase there is no way in hell it can actually work :)

1st of February, 2003, 12:06
The bigger the hat, the smaller the farm.
The shorter the nickname, the more they like you.
Whether it's the opening of Parliament, or the launch of a new art gallery there is no Australian event that cannot be improved by a sausage sizzle.
If the guy next to you is swearing like a wharfie he's probably a media billionaire. Or on the other hand, he may be a wharfie.
There is no food that cannot be improved by the application of tomato sauce.
On the beach, all Australians hide their keys and wallets by placing them inside their sandshoes. No thief has ever worked this out.
Industrial design knows of no article more useful than the plastic milk crate.
The alpha male in any group is he who takes the barbecue tongs from the hands of the host and blithely begins turning the snags.
It's not summer until the steering wheel is too hot to hold.
A thong is not a piece of scanty swimwear, as in America, but a fine example of Australian footwear. A group of sheilas wearing black rubber thongs may not be as exciting as you had hoped.

1st of February, 2003, 16:44
T'is a bloody outrage it is!! :)

2nd of February, 2003, 08:31
*pushes itches out of his spotlight*

Hahaha, the spotlight is mine now








*walks away*

2nd of February, 2003, 22:32
it's all very true Itches
you filthy Criminal aussies you :)

4th of February, 2003, 01:53
There is only one thing, on this Green, Blue, Yellow, and a bit of Brown earth that is more scary and freaky then children.

and that is children laughing and playing.

7th of February, 2003, 22:11
Thats right boys and girls It's story hour.

WARNING: You might be offended by what is following If you think you might be, stop reading now!

7th of February, 2003, 22:19
Looking through the fractured glass a stranger peers at me. Who is this person peering at me, blood dripping down her face? Who is this person who looks at me with such despair, such anger, such vengeance in her eyes?

This is the person who defeated me. This is the person who beat me down time after time, never letting me up. Screaming out.

I hate you. I love you

Tears leaking out of her face. Is she crying? Who is she? I love her.

A perfect face marred by old scares still bleeding, focused by eyes older then her years, younger then she deserves.

She screams.

You killed me

A sudden blow, the fractured glass shatters. I fall way from her and lie on the cold floor.

Why? Who are you? I hate you! Why?

Her hand creeps to my throat, a voice whispers

I love you. Why wont you let me go?

I cry I thrash

I love you. Stop, your hurting me.

The hands clench tighter


The voice demands


My head bounces off the floor again and again.

You killed me!
I hate you! I love you.

The hands release and I flop to the floor. My eyes open and I see her reflected in broken glass. Poetic to her eyes so full of pain.

I love you. Why wont you let me go?

I love you why did you let me die?

The glass raises and I loose sight of her. She cries

You held me in your arms at night and told me you would never let go.

I’m sorry

I love you

You let me die. I hate you

The shard descends and enters my chest. Blood flows free

Why? Why did you kill me?

I love you

I’m not dead

You died long ago

I hate you

You killed yourself

I am you.

I love you forever

7th of February, 2003, 22:35
my thoughts :


9th of February, 2003, 00:38
<Sonof> pick a colour
<XxBoxerBabexX> purple?
<XxBoxerBabexX> lol
<Sonof> You Fail! Commit Honorable Seppuku!!
* Sonof presents XxBoxerBabexX with a Rose @}-`---

15th of February, 2003, 21:52
Originally posted by SponkleofInfini
Where's the magic? I want to see the magic! You said there would be Magic! :)

What happens when 2 poets fall in love?
Magic is born, far and above.
Together they weave, the threads of their life.
Forever and ever, husband and wife

16th of February, 2003, 23:59
There was an old married couple that had lived happily together for nearly forty years. The only friction in their marriage was caused by the husband's habit of breaking wind

Nearly every morning as he awoke. The noise would always wake up his wife and the smell would cause her eyes to water as she would choke and gasp for air. Nearly every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping one in the morning.

He told her he couldn't help it. She begged him to see a doctor to see if anything could be done, but the husband wouldn't hear of it. He told her that it was just a natural bodily function and then he would laugh in her face as she tried to wave the fumes away with her hands.

She told him that there was nothing natural about it and if he didn't stop, he was one day going to "fart his guts out." The years went by and the wife continued to suffer and the husband continued to ignore her warnings about "farting his guts out," until one Thanksgiving morning.

Before dawn the wife went downstairs to prepare the family feast. She fixed pumpkin pie, mashed potatoes, gravy, and of course a turkey. When she was taking out the turkey's innards, a thought occurred to the wife as to how she might solve her husband's problem.

With a devilish grin on her face, she placed the turkey guts into a bowl and quietly walked upstairs hours before her husband would awake. While he was still soundly asleep, she pulled back the covers and then gently pulled back her husband's jockey shorts. She then placed all of the turkey guts into her husband's underwear, pulled them back up, replaced the covers, and tiptoed back downstairs to finish preparing the family meal.

Several hours later she heard her husband awake with his normal loud butt-trumpeting. This was soon followed by a blood-curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as her husband ran to the upstairs bathroom. The wife could not control herself and her eyes began to tear up as she rolled on the floor laughing. After years of putting up with him she had finally gotten even.

About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his blood-stained underpants with a look of horror in his eyes. She bit her lip to keep from laughing and asked him what was the matter. He said, "Honey, you were right - all those years you warned me and I wouldn't listen to you." "What do you mean," asked his wife. "Well you always told me that I would end up farting my guts out one of these days and today it finally happened.

But, by the grace of God and these two fingers, I think I got them all back in."

20th of February, 2003, 02:16
How To Be Annoying

Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you ''like it that way.''
Drum on every available surface.
Drum on every available surface.
Staple papers in the middle of the page.
Ask 800 operators for dates.
Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
Specify that your drive-through order is ''to go.''
Set alarms for random times.
Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.
Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
Honk and wave to strangers.
Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.
Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
Tape pieces of ''Sweating to the Oldies'' over climactic parts of rental movies.
Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register.
only type in lowercase.
Dont use any punctuation
Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
Pay for your dinner with pennies.
Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: ''Do you hear that?'' ''What?'' ''Never mind, it's gone now.''
Light road flares on a birthday cake.
Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.
Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce ''No, wait, I messed it up!'' and repeat.
Drive half a block.
Name your dog ''Dog.''
Ask people what gender they are.
Reply to everything someone says with ''That's what YOU think.''
Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a ''real hoot''.
Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off ''in case the big one comes''.
Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as ''Feliz Navidad'', the Archies' ''Sugar'' or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
Change your name to John Aaaaasmith for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each A.
Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
Wear a LOT of cologne.
Ask to ''interface'' with someone.
Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your ''superior mental processing.''
Sing along at the opera.
Mow your lawn with scissors.
At a golf tournament, chant ''swing-batatatatatata-suhWING-batter!''
Finish all your sentences with the words ''in accordance with prophesy.''
Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about ''psychological profiles.''
Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a ''magic picture''.
Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims.
Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
Never make eye contact.
Never break eye contact.
Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
Construct elaborate ''crop circles'' in your front lawn.
Construct your own pretend ''tricorder'' and ''scan'' people with it, announcing the results.
Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cossell voice.
Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
Make appointments for the 31st of September.
Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
Refuse to read this after all the effort I went through to format it like it is

20th of February, 2003, 03:09
I didn't make it through the list
I'm installing Sim city 4 and it crashed last time so I'm sure I need to keep an eye on it


Honk and wave to strangers.

and yeah thta's some random punctuation right there

20th of February, 2003, 06:03

answer the question : 'What is your favourite number ?'
with '2' or 'Pi' ( you know 3.14blablablablabla )

25th of February, 2003, 06:05
Well it's offical. I'm an idiot.

For age now, there has been a single short line of code, which has confused me to no end.
if ( %login = Off )
For a long long long time, I was somehow under the assumption that it ment if %login was set to off.

But as you were told, I am an idiot. What it actuly means is if %login is off. as in, %login means off.

Yep, I'm an idiot.

25th of February, 2003, 23:00
The way you formulate it, you say the same twice...

25th of February, 2003, 23:38
well I don't quite get none of your jibber jabber
I'm guessing it's the distinction between "=" and "==" that seems to have popped in all the languages I've used

26th of February, 2003, 00:36
I just know the american version of the thong is more preferrable....... and what would an aussie call the american thong..... "floss" might annoy people?

26th of February, 2003, 05:53
well actually in pascal they use '=' for comparison and ':=' for assignment

26th of February, 2003, 06:58
that's just crazyily confusing :)

= is assignment in Haskell, Java and C
where == is comparriosn

is IRC stuff done in Pascal?

5th of March, 2003, 00:27
Lewisham: *considers blowing away his neighbour with his disc gun*
Lewisham: i've got a really itchy trigger finger today
Internet Dating Stud: cool
Internet Dating Stud: do it
Lewisham: i wouldn't answer your door
Lewisham: in case it's me
Lewisham: with my disc gun
Internet Dating Stud: no go for your next door neighbour
Internet Dating Stud: take photos
Lewisham: tearing you a new one
Lewisham: she won't apperciate it
Internet Dating Stud: she would
Lewisham: hmmm
Lewisham: well
Lewisham: only one way to find out
Internet Dating Stud: yup
Lewisham: *fires up the gun*

13th of March, 2003, 04:25
<Sonof> sooo sleeepy
<Hidin> go to sleep maybe?
<Sonof> waiting for Kaleigh to get home
<Tracey> yeah, turn off the computer
<Sonof> then sleep
<Sonof> precious sleep
<Sonof> turn off?
<Sonof> noo
<Sonof> it's coming alive
<Sonof> it speaks to me
<Sonof> dont kill me it says
<Sonof> dont turn me off

Setzer Gabbiani
13th of March, 2003, 08:48
Speaking of meaningless subjects, I got lucky playing BG. Str 18/20, Dex 19, Con 17, Int 18, Wis 18, Cha 10. Now that's just kewl.

14th of March, 2003, 05:18
>>> >>>(or play-school - this is the edited version for UK people
>>> >>>who have probably never eaten meatloaf!)
>>> >>>
>>> >>>10. You cry for your mother.
>>> >>>9. You cross the street without looking for cars.
>>> >>>8. Snack time is a necessity
>>> >>>7. You bundle up for the outdoors without caring what you
>>> >>>>look like(because everyone else looks as stupid as you do).
>>> >>>6. You stay at home and play games with your friends.
>>> >>>5. You wear your backpack on both shoulders.
>>> >>>4. You wear big mittens.
>>> >>>3. Playing in the snow is a legitimate activity.
>>> >>>2. You take naps.
>>> >>>1. You look forward to cheese toasties.

the sad thing is it's true :)

14th of March, 2003, 15:00
I had a dream last night, that cockroaches were trying to take over the world and enslave the human race

16th of March, 2003, 04:09
Itches, have you been playing MOO3 too? I hate bugs and here comes MOO3 with some of the largest and ugliest bugs in the universe.

16th of March, 2003, 04:20
you seem pretty hooked on that game :)

I'm still dissapointed with it :(

16th of March, 2003, 06:18
do the bugs in MOO3 burrow into your body, and control you by relaising caseing pain when you displase them? Is so that's the ones from my dream.

And if this dream has taught me one thing, It is that the cast of Naighbours sucks as freedom fighters.

Cadogan Trahem
16th of March, 2003, 13:51
Spoon is the person to talk about for MOO3

Setzer Gabbiani
18th of March, 2003, 06:03
The truth about Bush (According to Maryln Manson):

Rewrite the constitution
Is this the final revolution
The end is near
If you're part of the constitution
You're not part of the solution
Bow down to fear
I am I am I am the president
I am I am the emporer
I am I am I am the king of the world

Don't draw you're own conclusion
Submit to the grand illusion
Get on your knees
There'll be no ablsolution
The final step of evolution
The end is near
I am I am I am the president
I am I am the emporer
I am I am I am the king of the world

Never was Satan's altar boy so right. This is from The Golden Age of Grotesque, coming in June.

21st of March, 2003, 05:25
<Tracey> yeah, well I was always told as a kid by my father not to dweel on things, get on with it, theres always someone worse off, I think Im ok for it

<Sonof> always someone worse off, but with a finate number of people in the world there must be 1 person who has it the worse


22nd of March, 2003, 07:14

Question: Who stands there and lets the dog do that?

22nd of March, 2003, 07:41
someone who can get off on puppy-laptop action?

24th of March, 2003, 07:17

again it's all sadly pretty much true :) (except the point aobut wanting to get back when you are at home)
although over-americanised

24th of March, 2003, 08:18
The Grand List Of Console Role Playing Game Clichés (http://project-apollo.net/text/rpg.html)

27th of March, 2003, 12:20
<garg> lillith who?
<Ooze> where?
<Twisted_devotion> when
<Ooze> how often?
<Sonof> monkeys?
*** Sonof is now known as Corvus
<Twisted_devotion> sea urchins
<Corvus> paper clips
<Twisted_devotion> glass coaster
<Corvus> monkeys ... with paper clips
<Twisted_devotion> damn... you win
* Corvus bows

31st of March, 2003, 19:25
My cat was out side the door, meowing, and it is raining, so I got up and let her inside. Rather then walk up to me or whatnot, she started sniffing the ground - at which point I noticed a mouse shaped shadow flitting across the room. The cat hadn't spotted it, and the door was still open at this point, and it slipped into the gap with the door jam

So I closed it on it

The door didn’t close all the way, but there was some crunching (body being crushed.) My cat still hadn't found it, and the mouse-tail was hanging out, and I assumed it was dead

Then the tail picked up, and went with the rest of the mouse in the door jam. So alive it was

Now I tried to close the door the rest of the way. It took a bit off an effort, and a big crunching noise, but I got it shut.

Cadogan Trahem
31st of March, 2003, 19:35

31st of March, 2003, 20:32
The mouse had it coming.

31st of March, 2003, 21:14
Pah, it's nothing compared to the time I closed the door (after letting a friend out) and heard a squeal. I disregarded it however and went upstairs.

Some time later, I heard another squeal. This time it was obviously my mother. So I ran downstairs to find her standing in the doorway to the hallway, gasping at what seemed a battle field: the floor (and everything lower than 10 cm) was covered with blood.

I tiptoe-ed across the floor to the other side of the hallway and switched on the light. Another two squeals...

My mother squealed because she saw a moving ball of bloody fur, the moving ball of bloody fur because it obviously was under a load of stress already and did not like the light.

Next followed a chase where more blood splattered everywhere. I managed to grab the rodent eventually (thank god it had not dared to shoot past/through my mother's legs into the living room - she was still standing shocked, gasping at the scene). It didn't bother biting me, probably because it was too weak and tired. I opened it the front door and threw the mouse into the front garden, quickly closing the door again.

Aparently, when I first had heard a squeal, I had chopped off the mouse's (who just happened to be running into the house) tail when I closed the door. Obviously, the mouse had been running/walking around the hallway when I had left upstairs, squirting blood from the stump that was once its tail...

It was truly a disturbing sight, but the hallway was clean again after 3 hours

31st of March, 2003, 21:19
Dutch mice : now with 5000% added blood

Setzer Gabbiani
1st of April, 2003, 05:08
You heard it here first folks: Dutch countries are more like anime than America. Plan your next vacation accordingly.

1st of April, 2003, 05:53
enjoy reading about others mis-fortune and misery?
Then feel free to take a trip to my blog

Yes, it's just a normally angsty teen one
rather than just arguing in my head about things, now I post it online
lyou lucky people


if anyone wants to sign up I think I have my code to give a free membership out now too

2nd of April, 2003, 21:06
LeeCHeSSS: argh, need to go
q970167: YaY
q970167: I mean awww
LeeCHeSSS: I hate you at times
q970167: thank you

12th of April, 2003, 00:43


Don't Tell Anyone

12th of April, 2003, 00:53
good stuff

now everyone is happy

15th of April, 2003, 05:19
something you people just have to see! (http://www.phobe.com/sfi/ornithology.html)

15th of April, 2003, 05:26
I don't get it?
horses? cars? game?

Cadogan Trahem
15th of April, 2003, 05:45
The Penguin one is funnier

22nd of April, 2003, 13:20
A man walks into a bar with Bananas in his ears.
The barman says "Mate, did you know you have bananas in your ears?"
The man replies "Sorry, your going to have to speak up, I have bananas in my ears"

28th of April, 2003, 00:26
My Whites Are Whiter Then Your Whites

28th of April, 2003, 06:39
Itches must be feeling better, nobody can understand him! :fun:

28th of April, 2003, 13:02
Fine then. No IceCream for you.

28th of April, 2003, 15:25
How about a taco that craps ice-cream?

2nd of May, 2003, 21:16
No! More Space Monkies! :)

6th of May, 2003, 05:58
<Sonof> what did you think of the song?
<Sarah> it was
<Sarah> short
<Sonof> yes it is
<Sonof> listen to it over and over again
<Sonof> in the dark
<Sonof> curled up in the corner
<Sonof> then tellme i'm insane!

7th of May, 2003, 04:43
*collapses on the floor*

Life in an endurence sport

Cadogan Trahem
7th of May, 2003, 05:48
Still working, and god damn it people, he isn't some guy who has tiny legs, he is kneeling! kneeling!

7th of May, 2003, 12:44
Kneeling...sure :nod:

15th of May, 2003, 12:50
I keep getting told that I’m rude I don't get it.

I'm honest with people. If someone says something that is wrong, i'll tell them. Someone says something that is right, I'll tell them!

I always get called rude!

Here is an example

<Venustus> no one cares
<Sonof> i think that sums it up
<Venustus> well that was rude
<Claudette> er,... what was rude?
<Claudette> i missed something, as usual
<Venustus> what sonof said
<Claudette> oh, well.. sonof is sonof.
<Claudette> he's blunt,
<Claudette> :P
<Claudette> but usually honest i think

Claudette seems to think I wasn't being rude, but Venustus does.

Was I being rude there?
(On a side note, noone did care.)

23rd of May, 2003, 00:50
If I was going to SPAM the link to my blog anywhere on this site, it probobly should be in this thread. (http://www.livejournal.com/users/itches)

23rd of May, 2003, 00:53
no u weren't rude, very few people care n e more for n e thing other than their own selfish desires... it's a fact.

23rd of May, 2003, 04:16
Case in point: not bothering to actually type out words you want others to understand as clearly your time is far more important.

23rd of May, 2003, 13:21
lol sound it out then u'll understand :P ps-my time isn't really that important it's just that i'm a slow typist and i was in school... teachers about must not be detected ... post! close! only enough time to slap down my 2cents (or less) and get the hell out. lol the principal told me next time e zeez me in n e thing other than school related work/research i'm getting a formal suspension from school 4 a while... even when i'm out of that stinking rancid putrid sespool of a over heated hellhole i still have the habit of typing hackked phrases or skimmed words it's not that i'm illiterate i'm just lazy and set in my habits

ps- my lack of puncuation, proper grammar, and other wise essential sentence structure is of my own choice... i hate having to go back and fix things so their right i prefer to spew out my rantings and leave them be... unless their particularly disgusting in which i may consider fixing them :D

23rd of May, 2003, 13:25
lol whoops :P i said ps twice :D roflmfao me funny haha or thats what the voices in my head r telling me... don't know if i should trust um though some times they lie... or is it that i'm not listening correctly... no!!! Darkness consuming the radiance?! obfuscalation...

5th of June, 2003, 08:59
<Giles`de`Rais> Did jobe impersonate a girl and have sex with you, Lazarus?
<Giles`de`Rais> You seem bitter.
<Zephirus> actually, he did.
<Zephirus> about the sex part, i don't know.
<Lazarus> he's not a bad lay though.
<Lazarus> err.
<Lazarus> I mean.. bastard.
<Lazarus> kill him

5th of June, 2003, 11:27
eeeeeeeeewwwww... thats nasty...

19th of June, 2003, 22:36
Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is of the opposite gender.

19th of June, 2003, 22:54
Cadogan Trahem - Plunging into the depths of Morrowind Addiction says:
I see

MuttQueen: that's reassuring for me to know

epoch157: I'm so proud of you

I've gone to bed
Chances of me getting this are fairly slim until the morning

EnrgizaBunnie: That's very nice.

LightHopeDiamond: so do I

i love my precious. me and sturgy are engaged are engaged are engaged!! says:
how nice for you

DaRkShInMa 6 6 6: i dont
DaRkShInMa 6 6 6: i got leaaves

(Ooze) *pets you*
(Ooze) good for you

(r0bert) can i have some?

(hell_raiser) i guessed that when u got back from gettin it lol

25th of June, 2003, 01:12
UltramanJimBill: now
UltramanJimBill: I see you on the ORP doing things
p970167: :'(
UltramanJimBill: and yet my little AIM thingy tells me you've been idle for 3 hours
UltramanJimBill: hmmmmmmmmmm
UltramanJimBill: COMMUNOISM
UltramanJimBill: get under the table
p970167: can we have sex now?
UltramanJimBill: forget the children they're hjust dead weight

25th of June, 2003, 09:53
So that explains the stains ;)

1st of July, 2003, 23:09
They said I was mad! Mad! Mwahahahaha

I'll show them all.

Who's mad now?!

And here is my baby :)

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1st of July, 2003, 23:37

1st of July, 2003, 23:55
don't poke the bear
he's been working on this since before time began!

well done though :)
now we can poll useless things in IRC rather than just idling and occasional shouting

2nd of July, 2003, 01:06
Presenting the greatest emoticon i nthe history of the universe

to be used in the follow situation (and others like it) :

http://www.stalker.org/~sean/emoticons/page2/307.gif You

2nd of July, 2003, 23:17
Well that just lowered the entire tone of the thread.

3rd of July, 2003, 00:42
It was higher than this?

8th of July, 2003, 17:15
"Life is like a Bird-Bath: It's full of water, and birds splash around in it"

8th of July, 2003, 18:40
where's that from?
it's very familiar

8th of July, 2003, 18:45
Unless you read Garfeild, It would be from me

8th of July, 2003, 19:06
oh yeah
I may re-read my garfield books

I have a full shelf of them

some are lame, but some are too damn funny

like the one witht he pan and Jon and the spider
and "Speak to me, Jon!"

15th of August, 2003, 03:50
Presenting , the greatest emoticon known to mankind!


15th of August, 2003, 03:52
That's brillant!

Cadogan Trahem
15th of August, 2003, 07:44
Damn, I was hoping for a Face Stabbing.

15th of August, 2003, 11:05
Heheh prodage :)

26th of August, 2003, 22:18
wazzz up
in da hood
Iudico says:
yeah, I'm going to have to stab you in the eye now
Iudico says:
no offense

26th of August, 2003, 22:43
Hmm not funny on so many levels ;)

26th of August, 2003, 22:54
the moral of this story is that you can and should block people on msn just for their names

26th of August, 2003, 23:10
It was meant to be funny?

26th of August, 2003, 23:35
Alternatively, you rename them to a simple but short name in Trillian, and never bother with constantly changing nicknames ever again!

26th of August, 2003, 23:41
that only works if you are giving the people insulting names
so that you are mocking them each time they speak

27th of August, 2003, 10:31
Such as;

I am a stupid moron, with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt :)

*sigh* I like to name people that *sigh*

6th of September, 2003, 23:20
ah to be young again

linkinparkchic0x: i was practically holding hands with phillip yesterdayt :)

9th of September, 2003, 09:27
* Sonof Is Now Playing (- Rasputina - Things I'm Gonna Do -)(- 3mins 14secs -)(- -D-a-r-k-s-i-d-e- -)
<Brendon> Resputina..
<Brendon> is that your favorite band?
<Sonof> well Brendon, you can read
<Sonof> it seems I vastly underestimated you
<Sonof> and yes

I've been sprouting things like that all day to people. I know it's mean and petty, but it makes me feel big :)

15th of September, 2003, 14:45
<Sonof> they laughed at me
<Sonof> they said I was mad
<Sonof> so i killed them and ate their brains

15th of September, 2003, 16:27
I know it's mean and petty, but it makes me feel big

I was talking to a mate's little brother the other day
he got into a fight at school
and his brother mockingly said
"Do you feel big now you've waded in some kid?"
And little brother (we call him Ultros, or tros for short) just said,
"Yeah, it does actually"

and we all laughed
except, I assume, the kid who got beat up

16th of September, 2003, 07:17
<MisterBlueSky> do i need to disconnect from the internet to burn cd s ?
<Sonof> yes
<sassylady> yes
<spiderwoman> uh yeah
<TLM> no
<TLM> ..........
<MisterBlueSky> shit

Cadogan Trahem
16th of September, 2003, 08:05
The Original Little Red Riding Hood.

There once was a girl named little red riding hood. One day she was sent with a basket full of treats to her grandmothers house. When walking through the woods, a wolf saw little red and stopped her.

"Where are you going?" The Wolf asked.
"To see my grandmother." Little Red replied.
"Which path shall you take?" Asked the wolf. "The path of pins? Or the path of needles?"
"The path of needles" Little Red said before going on her way down the path of needles.

The wolf rushed down the path of pins and got to the grandmothers house before Little Red. He went inside and killed the grandmother before disguising himself and climbing into her bed.

Knock, Knock. Little Red Riding hood knocked on her grandmothers door.

"It is me, Grandmother, Little Red Riding Hood." She said.
"Just push on the door dear, its not locked." Said the Wolf.

Inside Little Red put the basket on the table, and called to her grandmother.

"I am hungry." She said. "Can I have something to eat?"
"Certainly dear. There is some meat in the cupboard, you can have that." The wolf replied.

So Little Red opened the cupboard where the wolf had hidden the body of the grandmother and found the meat. She sat down at the table and started eating but a cat jumped up on the table and startled little Red Riding Hood and said;

"Little Red! Little Red! That's your Grandmother! You're Eating your Grandmother's flesh!" The cat spoke.
"Grandmother! Grandmother! There is a talking cat here! And it says im eating your flesh!" Little Red exclaimed.
"Throw your shoes at the cat, Dear. Its lying." Replied the wolf, and so little Red did.

"I'm thirsty Grandmother, may I have something to drink?" Asked Little Red.
"Certainly dear, there is a pitcher of berry juice on the table." Replied the wolf, and Little Red poured herself a mug of the amber liquid and started drinking but a little bird landed on the chimdy stack and shouted;

"Little Red! Little Red! Thats your Grandmother's Blood! You're drinking your Grandmother's blood!"
"Grandmother! Grandmother! There is a talking bird here, and it says im drinking your blood!" Little Red Exclaimed.
"Well throw your cloak at it, the bird is lying!" Said the Wolf, and little Red did.

"Grandmother, I am tired. May I have a sleep?" Asked Little Red wearily.
"Certainly Dear, come and crawl up beside me." Said the wolf, and little Red went to her Grandmothers room and found her laying in an awkward position with a cloak covering her face. Little Red undressed and climbed into bed with her grandmother and said.

"Grandmother! What big Ears you have!"
"The better to hear you with my dear." The Wolf replied.
"Grandmother! What big Eyes you have!" Little Red Said.
"The better to see you with my dear." The wolf said without hesitation.
"Grandmother! What big claws you have!" Little Red said with exclaimation.
"The bettler to hold you tight with my dear!" The wolf said grabbing Little Red Riding hood.
"Grandmother! What big teeth you have!"

The wolf killed and ate Little Red Riding hood.

16th of September, 2003, 21:22

I like the song "Roodkapje" from "Pater Moeskroen"...

16th of September, 2003, 21:32
would that by any chance be the same as the Rotterdam Terror Corps version?

16th of September, 2003, 23:52

maybe understanding dutch would allow me to enjoy the song

17th of September, 2003, 03:41
Rotterdam Terror Corps; didn't they make "Poing"?

17th of September, 2003, 04:03
I have no idea :) I just wanted to know what was so great about that last song. Which means it's a cover and originally by RTC, or it's actually by them, or everyone thinks it's actually by them

17th of September, 2003, 04:17
Pater Moeskroen has never done a cover. All his songs are his...

18th of September, 2003, 12:43
<Aesop> so it helps to have friends
<Sonof> friends eh?
<Sonof> those the people you stab in the Back with a knife?
<Kracker> dunno if it helps
* Sonof makes stabbing motions
<Kracker> he just asked me and i said yea
<Aesop> oh
<Sonof> *stab*stab*

19th of September, 2003, 09:08
<Sonof> nothing says 'good-song' more then me dancing naked
<K-OS> lol
<K-OS> your creepy, but in a hilarious way

20th of September, 2003, 19:57
My Creepy.

21st of September, 2003, 03:02

22nd of September, 2003, 23:15
"We don't own a clapper do we?"

24th of September, 2003, 21:55
Okay I need to stop sitting here, watching the file slowly download.

26th of September, 2003, 03:04
Freaky Cool (http://www.ritsumei.ac.jp/%7eakitaoka/saishin-e.html)

26th of September, 2003, 23:51
Friend: Do you know what's funny?
Me: Monkeys?
Freind: No .. well yes, but anyway.

Edit: 2000 posts!

And such an important post it is too.

27th of September, 2003, 16:00
(sEvErMaN> Souly do i have to wait
(soulcatcher> yes
(soulcatcher> i told you
(soulcatcher> YES YES YES
(sEvErMaN> ****
* MrRaven sniggers
(soulcatcher> i gotta take care of something
(soulcatcher> ask me again tomorrow...and maybe ill say yes then
(MrRaven> rotfl
(sEvErMaN> Hits Raven
* soulcatcher looks at Sonof
(soulcatcher> whats so funny ?
(soulcatcher> you dont even know what were talkin about
(MrRaven> look at what you could of been talking about
(sEvErMaN> umm, Sex? Laughing Out Loud mm whats the other thing?
(soulcatcher> lol
(sEvErMaN> Laughing Out Loud
(soulcatcher> uhg
* soulcatcher sits in her corner innocently
(soulcatcher> we were dicussing ....ummm...a business deal
(soulcatcher> right
* MrRaven chokes
(soulcatcher> yes...thats what it is
(MrRaven> you're just giving me great material here
(sEvErMaN> yea for a website
(MrRaven> Laugh Out Loud
(soulcatcher> uhg
(soulcatcher> no wait
(soulcatcher> lol
(soulcatcher> LOL
(MrRaven> for a website
(MrRaven> oh my
(soulcatcher> uhg
(soulcatcher> a rated G business deal !!!!

29th of September, 2003, 17:12
I can't sleep.

I'm tired, but I can't sleep.

1st of October, 2003, 05:55
Spare tire (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2954041369) mister?

2nd of October, 2003, 01:28
<Elisha^^> sonof help me work this out then
<Sonof> just a sec
<Elisha^^> cause i seriously though it was the other way round
<Sonof> okay
<Sonof> see where you are right now?
<Elisha^^> yes
<Sonof> sun sets in the west right?
<Sonof> now take 2 steps south
<Elisha^^> yes
<Sonof> does it change?
<Elisha^^> no
<Sonof> same thing for southen hemisphere
<Elisha^^> i know how i messed it up
<Sonof> the seasons change because the earth is on a tilt
<Elisha^^> i live on the west coast and if ialways look in acertain direction that is east
<Sonof> the earth still turns the same way
<Sonof> east is still east here
<Elisha^^> when i fly into austrial the sun was at the left of the plane
<Elisha^^> i was flying south
<Sonof> morning
<Elisha^^> yes
<Sonof> sunrise
<Sonof> east
<Elisha^^> yes
<Elisha^^> yeh
<Sonof> so where is the confusion?
<Elisha^^> but that is why i messed it up i thought i was looking west
<Elisha^^> as west is always to the left at home
* Sonof shakes his head
<Sonof> if you look north
* Elisha^^ does too
<Sonof> not if you look south
<Sonof> stop shaking my head!
<Elisha^^> it changes yes
<Elisha^^> the left and right change
<Sonof> you never look south where you live?
<Elisha^^> yes but i must have been thinking i was going noth
<Elisha^^> thats why i mixed up the east and west
<Sonof> north to the southen hemisphere?
<Elisha^^> and yes i am a dumb bitch
<Elisha^^> and that was a major blonde momment

Cadogan Trahem
2nd of October, 2003, 06:02
Someone stole my chairs, well atleast they tried to. Under the cover of darkness.. heavy rain.. and lightning, someone moved my front porch chairs a block down the road and concealed it near the bush.

8th of October, 2003, 14:37
I spent the day helping my older brother (Mike) move into his new house. By the end of it, I think I'm a little worse for wear.

I broke skin three times during the day, had my wrist give way once (it soon recovered) and I have the usual array of sore muscles, and various other scratches that match.

Thr first one was just some torn skin on the back of my right hand. Nothing big, it turned red and stung - the most trivial of the three skin-breaks.

The second was the most serious of that lot. We had unpacked a bookcase at his (Mike) new place, and had it sitting on the side of the road. The wind then decided it would pick that moment to pick up, and hit the bookcase face on. It teetered and then started to fall. Seeing this and being nearby, I lunged forward to catch it. And catch it I did ... on one arm. It landed on the bone.

It wasn't that heavy, but my arm did start to go numb for a short while. That's when I noticed that it was bleeding. Seems that what had felt to me as a solid blow, was more of a graze. It wasn't too bad, and the bleeding was very minimal, but I stuck a bandaid thing over it to keep the dirt out - then proceeded to keep on bumping it all day.

How I broke skin the third time is beyond me. After we had finished, I was sitting down, and noticed that almost every other ache I had, my thumb had decided to join in. I glanced down at it, and was rather alarmed to discover that I had more blood on my thumb then I would of liked (, which is none).

My left wrist also gave way when we were lifting a chest of draws into the back of the truck. I went easy on it for ten minutes and it was fine.

The rest of the sores, both muscular and scratches just kinda blend into one big ouch.

Unfortunately the fun of the day didn't end there. I was catching the train back home, so Mike dropped me off at the station near him, and gave me $50 to pay for the ticket. Way too much considering the ticket would of cost me about 5 bucks. (In hindsight I think it was because it was the smallest note he had on him.)

Arriving on the station, I searched and failed to find a ticket seller. This meant that I was had to use the machine - something I usually prefer to do. However the catch is that the machine only gives $20 worth of change. That means it's almost $30 down the drain.

But it wasn't my money, so It didn't really matter to me that much. Waltzing up to the machine, I punched in where I wanted to go, took a good look at the $50 note, and stuck it in. The machine took it, thought for a moment and then spat it back out at me - claiming that it didn't have enough money to give me change!

This left me in quite a situation. Here I was willing to waist 30 damn bucks in order to get a ticket, but the stupid machine wouldn't let me buy it. The $50 was all I had on me, so I had no way to buy the ticket. As neither of the stations had ticket barriers, I decided to just take the train and hope that Ticket-Inspectors wouldn't turn up.

They didn't and I got off the train with the full $50. I'm going to see my brother again later tonight, and I’m hoping he won’t ask for his change. He probably will, and I probably should give it to him. However I'm also tempted to make my way up to the shops and spend the equivalent money of the train fare on Coke.

And on the last note for the day, my computer doesn't have any sound for the time being. My brothers needed the internal modem out of it, which is a part of my sound card. When we got there they checked it out, and turns out that it wouldn't work in the box they were making - so I could have it back. However I wasn't about to make my way back on the train with the soundcard sticking out of my pocket. So I have to wait until I see my brother later tonight to get it back, and re-install it.


Hmm, that was a rather large post. Much longer then I had originally intended. I need to stop typing now for a bit - my fingers are hurting ;)

Cadogan Trahem
8th of October, 2003, 15:21
Thats nothing, My TV won't pick up any channels now. None! Nada! Zero! Zinlch! You got off easy.

8th of October, 2003, 16:02
I feel like formatting both of my computers...

8th of October, 2003, 16:40
Remember to back up everything.

I only made that mistake once. You only need to make that mistake once.

8th of October, 2003, 23:05
backups are for wussies

8th of October, 2003, 23:10
And people who like to keep their data.

8th of October, 2003, 23:13
If you love your data, set it free.

8th of October, 2003, 23:17
I do, it's called Kazaalite ;)

9th of October, 2003, 14:49
(Severman) Hey "arse" isnt a word

You know, I can ignore the idiots who seem to think that 'ass' means 'arse'. I can deal with it and ignore it. But trying to tell me that 'arse' isn't a real word?

Such stupidity should not be allowed to live.

9th of October, 2003, 15:30
I'm sure I've had that argument with you
I know I've had it with Cad
who claimed he prnounced both words the same way, which I find endlessly confusing

Either way, it is a word and ass and arse have two sublt ena ddifferent meanings that most seem unable to grasp

Cadogan Trahem
9th of October, 2003, 17:42
sublt ena ddifferent?

*takes BRR's beer away*

9th of October, 2003, 18:00
No, that's "just-woken-up-slur".

Slight difference between it and drunk-slur.

9th of October, 2003, 18:14
I bet it's the same people who don't know the difference between 'twat' and 'twit'...

9th of October, 2003, 19:54
They're both slang and insultive.

9th of October, 2003, 22:05
Originally posted by LeeCHeSSS
I bet it's the same people who don't know the difference between 'twat' and 'twit'...

I know of no such people

if they are foreign perhaps I'd let them off

but those have a huge difference

10th of October, 2003, 22:43
Originally posted by itches
You know, I can ignore the idiots who seem to think that 'ass' means 'arse'.

Yes, heaven forbid they don't know the inns and outs of a foreign culture's slang...

10th of October, 2003, 23:08
wait...there's a difference between arse and ass, besides in spelling? Enlighten us, oh British Master o' Slang!

10th of October, 2003, 23:22
1. a donkey
2. Buttocks, American
3. A person displaying bad behavior. (see a**hole.)

1. Buttocks, British
2. word used in certain British phrases: I couldn't be arsed to do it.

possibly also used in the sense of ass 3, but I haven't seen it.

10th of October, 2003, 23:35
British butts are so much different than American butts.

10th of October, 2003, 23:39
3. A person displaying bad behavior. (see a**hole.)

Arsehole. Also known as an anus. That's why it's an insult.

10th of October, 2003, 23:39
Of course, if somebody who knows better than me wants to post, I reserve the right to be wrong.

10th of October, 2003, 23:42
Let's not loose track of the original point here.

People who seem to think that 'arse' is just a made up word.

10th of October, 2003, 23:48
Let's not loose track of the original point here.
There's a point here?

Cadogan Trahem
11th of October, 2003, 00:01
Garage? Garage? Oh lar-di-dar Mr. Sa-fist-tick-catered!

Car Holds for everyone!

Cadogan Trahem
11th of October, 2003, 00:02
gah, im all simpsoned out. There was a two and a half hour simpson extravaganzer on tonight.

11th of October, 2003, 00:37
Car Holes for everyone!

Cadogan Trahem
11th of October, 2003, 11:50
I could have sworn it was Car Hold. Either way that 2.5 hour simpsons special was too much, im only use to the normal 1.5 hours ;)

11th of October, 2003, 12:11
Car hold?

Car Hold?!

Cadogan Trahem
11th of October, 2003, 12:19
Yes, its a place cars are held.

11th of October, 2003, 12:27
And it's also not a simpsons quote ;)

11th of October, 2003, 18:14
I could have sworn it was Car Hold
believing it won't make it less wrong :)

11th of October, 2003, 19:00
This is cool. [[Big-Picture (http://svs.gsfc.nasa.gov/vis/a000000/a002200/a002276/flat_earth_night.tif)]]

11th of October, 2003, 19:37
that is indeed very cool

It'd make a good poster

12th of October, 2003, 05:34
You see that flashing little dot in the Netherlands? That's me with my flashlight, I knew they'd be taking a picture...

Cadogan Trahem
12th of October, 2003, 12:55
Here we are.

15th of October, 2003, 00:49
Hey South Australia is cool, it's pretty and uh Adelaide has the biggest mall in Australia. Street musicians everywhere but like no music shops. Conspiracy against me getting guitar strings? I think so.

18th of October, 2003, 21:54
Game Time
How Much Worse Can My Life Get?

All takers, step up and place your bids.

18th of October, 2003, 22:06

To that ? Depends: do you want good news or Bad News :devious:

Btw- Like Poem @}-----

intresting take on life

18th of October, 2003, 22:09
It's a take on life?

18th of October, 2003, 22:11

Answer to ?: yes to some it may be, to others only words.

does that qualify ok.

18th of October, 2003, 22:15
Does it matter what it means to the author? ;)

and I've already had the bad news

18th of October, 2003, 22:20

Hey do get me wrong, i like the poem. and to me it does say something about life (aleast to me it does) life is painful believe me my life really sucks and i live with it. i find solice sometimes in the most different of things. call me weird.

18th of October, 2003, 22:30
call me weird

WEIRD! :fun:

Seriously though, I like the poem too. Other wise why would I use it :yum:

I always liked the fact that a red rose, which looks so peaceful and nice, will draw blood without remorse if you get too close to it.

18th of October, 2003, 22:33


SO VERY TRUE, Love is also like that also.

BTW any other Poems?

18th of October, 2003, 22:34
Yes, Many.

Most of them bad ;)

Also a couple of short stories. But I've kinda fallen out of writing.

18th of October, 2003, 22:38

I thought that the one i read and what i saw at the WWW site was ok. I always like Dark flavored poems and stories.

you should continue. you might be amazed that that people like what they read (can they read? or is Viewing?):?

we have to enjoy the things in life, because they come far and few along the road.

18th of October, 2003, 22:42
you have to remember to stop and eat the roses!

18th of October, 2003, 22:44

Talk about a prickly situation.
Not very much Fiber or Content:roll:

18th of October, 2003, 22:45
Okay, I've got to dig up my rose story. Best thing I ever wrote, if I do say so myself.

18th of October, 2003, 22:46
but it had to be said

*salutes garfield*

tragically I couldn't remember the whole thing :P

18th of October, 2003, 22:50
Here we go. Once again, Don't read it if you're going to be offended by it.

And Like everything else I've ever writen, It needs to be proof read

The man sat in a room looking out the window. He knew that the time would soon come when he would have to get up and leave his comfortable chair, but he did not want to think about that now. For now he simply enjoyed the view.

In a place that was not too distant, a cat came wondering out of an ally way, it had just eaten a meal of restaurant scraps and for once in its hard life it was content. But it knew that it would not last, it knew that soon it would be hungry again.

A being was standing on a mountain looking out at the world. It did not need to stand of the mountain to look at the world, but it liked the image he thought it created of him. He was content and as he reached out in the world he felt the happiness out there, and it was growing. But he knew that as the happiness would seem to reach its peak it would become corrupt and all the that was right and just would come crumbling down, like a brick wall attacked by a sledge hammer. It would never be the same again, that level of happiness would never be true again. There was no such thing as perfect happiness in its view, just near perfect happiness. It knew that the happiness, the blissful state of the world would end. And it did not have to put up with that.

The man sat looking out the window and noticed a flower that was growing out of the ground before him at a marvellous rate. He could actually see it push its way out before his eyes. He knew that the reason for him being on this world was before him, he was here to watch this miracle grow, and something more. He did not fell completed yet, and he knew there was more he had to do.

The girl sat on her bed, removed from the blistering music that came out of her stereo. Her make up was all back and smeared down her face from long gone tears. There was no need for tears anymore; she knew what she had to do as she gazed down at the glistening weapon before her.

The being prepared itself for its self-appointed task and knew what it would do. It would stop time at the near perfect moment and save all from the despair that was gong to come.

The man walked out to the now blooming flower and reached down and gently picked it. He knew more about his Reason now. He knew that he would have to make a choice soon, a choice that could save or damn not only the world that he was in, but also the people that are in it too. He resolves not to stumble and will his hand to remain steady as it reaches the flower. As he grasp hold of the flower a thorn pierces his palm, and a drop of blood is released onto the stem, but he does not notice the pain, such is his determination.

The girl picks up the large carving knife and it becomes her only world. It gleams silver with its own light, and she can sense its lust her flesh and blood.

The man starts moving by a means that he dose not know, but a great distance is travelled in the blink of an eye and he moves closer to a great mountain, where he senses a great peril is about to be born. Then in a great flash he jerks to a stop and the torn tears a larger piece of flesh out, increasing the blood flow. Closer by there is also a great peril. Now comes the great choice of his existence, and instinct tells him that he only has time to stop one of them. He makes a choice and moves on.

The girl moves the knife up to her arm and stops as it touches her flesh. She can feel the chill perminating out of it, and it almost commands her in what to do. She listens and it drinks of her flesh and eats of her blood. As her blood drips off her bed and onto the carpeted floor her world expands to see the man steps into the room carrying the blood soaked flower. It drips onto the floor and mixes with the blood already there. She looks up at him and smiles, not knowing that what he had just done. But he dose. As he sees the two bloods mingle he realises his mistake, and his resolve wavers. With that the pain in his hand comes up at him, and he starts to fumble but catches himself at the last moment. Hoping that he can right this wrong he flees the room. But he is not fast enough, and he falters and dies at the entrance of an unnamed alleyway in an unnamed city. The now blood red flower rolls from his hand.

The being sees the blood mingle and the rose falls from the hand and realises its error. It waited too long to deliver the final blow and now despair was here. With that thought the world rolled over it and it was back in the white room with the rubber walls.

The cat strolls up to the fallen flower, belittling the immensity of its task. It knows that the being was wrong, despair was not here. If it had delivered that final blow all would of been lost. The cat smirks as it eats the flower and misery and death extradite from them and perminated itself in the world.


The light looks across at the shadow and speaks.
"It seems you win this time. Nice touch by the way, with the cat, I didn’t see that coming though I did wonder where you were going with the flower."
The shadows laughs and speaks
"Not bad yourself, that was a close one. But you need to stop using madmen for your purposes, they're so unpredictable"
The light responds
"Yes but every now and again, one will come along that will surprise you"
The shadow laughs
"There is that. Come on, I’ll go you again".

18th of October, 2003, 22:51

Short story or Long story?

Itches bring on the Story, I WANT A STORY:calm: .

Im all Ears "@'s"


Let the FUn comence.

18th of October, 2003, 22:55

Applause :cool:

I like. Very Intresting.

Play Again?

24th of October, 2003, 09:07
<Sonof> okay, who wants to help me come up with a good title?
<hailie> me
* Sonof presents hailie with a Single Red Rose @}-`---
<hailie> awwww
<hailie> thanks
<Sonof> acerbus
<Sonof> caecus
<Sonof> temero
<Sonof> is ea id
* Sonof scratches his head
<Sonof> alright, I'm out
<r0bert> peace
<Sonof> ..of ideas

28th of October, 2003, 13:57
Brace yourself people!

When I bought Hunter, We jokingly talked about the end of the world. Then Toj reared it's head.

I'm now off to buy a second one, it can only get more fun from here!

28th of October, 2003, 20:05
<Chen> floris: One word - ibuprofen
<floris> Chen: Several words - Thank you for your interpretation of the walt disney classic movie now also on vhs/dvd

29th of October, 2003, 15:46
<Gralhruk> And I'm glad Cadrius convinced me to go with a Channeler instead of yet another rogue.
<Cadrius> You needed some variety
<Cadrius> it'd be like me playing another elf
<Gralhruk> *chorus from the rogue's gallery* "We are all individuals!"
<Gralhruk> *lone channeler* "I'm not"


<Sonof> and you people left Jill in charge of the girl
<Gralhruk> Nero should have stepped up
<Gralhruk> but I think Spoon beat me to the post
<Cadrius> Pssh, who leaves a dwarf in charge of the girl?
<Cadrius> It's the womanizing, singing elf that you want around her.
<Gralhruk> Especially the only available girl for miles


<Gralhruk> One of these days she'll crack
<Gralhruk> and give up her lesbian ways
<Gralhruk> for some halfling luvin'
<Sonof> halflings are all short ;)
<Gralhruk> but not where it counts :)


<Cadrius> I'm still mired in Jordan's world
<Gralhruk> You poor sot
<Gralhruk> I cut it loose after book 5 and I'm a happier man
<Cadrius> Hey, half the time I'm in love and the other half I want him dead
<Gralhruk> I actually didn't mind the first two.
<Cadrius> But I'll definitely take a break from the series once I finish book four here
<Cadrius> Eh, the first one was like a warm-up for him
<Gralhruk> True, but I forgave it because book two got better.
<Cadrius> Yep
<Gralhruk> Unfortunately, it was downhill from there.
<Gralhruk> The little quirks that made for interesting characters at first got hammered home so many times . . .
<Gralhruk> . . . that those very same things made them seem one dimensional.
<Gralhruk> I also got tired of hearing how Nynaeve and all them had much bigger breasts than the Seanchan women.
<Cadrius> I'm not sure I remember that part
<Sonof> Gral, reading while watching porn again?
<Gralhruk> Anything worth doing is worth doing while watching porn
<Cadrius> that's a good motto

29th of October, 2003, 23:54
How did I end up in here?

30th of October, 2003, 00:21
it's a good question

and a good motto

30th of October, 2003, 00:24
Yes, well, it was all taken out of context.

30th of October, 2003, 07:27
Note to self: never say anything remotely incriminating around itches.

Cadogan Trahem
30th of October, 2003, 15:20
Or if you're like me, bribe him.

30th of October, 2003, 15:30
Cadogan controlls my supply of Halo

30th of October, 2003, 17:35
Halo like most things stops being entertaining as you as you get an unlimited amount

and I've said plenty incriminating around itches, luckily I'm not sure he keeps logs like I do :)

30th of October, 2003, 17:40
It's more fun with 2 people, I know that. When you stop int the middle of a battle, to try and kill each other.

30th of October, 2003, 17:51
I finsih it on 2 player co-op
I've barely played single player

30th of October, 2003, 17:54
Elevators are horrible things on co-op. you're in close quaters qith the other player, and the temptation to kill them is so great...

31st of October, 2003, 17:44
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<ChanServ> [Sonof] Hail my God-King!

31st of October, 2003, 19:07
You set that yourself..., it's a feature of ChanServ on the devcore irc servers.

31st of October, 2003, 19:09
Not the point!

1st of November, 2003, 09:35
<Sonof> people doing door to door knocking
* Sonof just doesn't answer ;)
<mule> candy sonof
<mule> they want candy
<mule> give the poor kiddies candy
<Sonof> they're old ladies!
<Sonof> .. or really good costumes

1st of November, 2003, 18:00

14th of November, 2003, 01:22
I was just looking over some of my old posts.

Man, I was a brat who couldn't spell.

...oh wait :nervous:

14th of November, 2003, 01:31

14th of November, 2003, 01:52
I think you summed up what we were all feeling :)

14th of November, 2003, 01:53
I think you summed up what we were all feeling :)

etherlords 2is the devil
it just hung on the save-screen :(
and I was like 2 battles and a load of awful camera adventuring since I last saved

19th of November, 2003, 16:27
I have a new title. Just to let you all know :)

19th of November, 2003, 16:46
You change titles every week or so it seems. XD

Edit: By the way, there are now at least 3 invisible members wandering these boards. So, when you see an invisible member wandering around, it's not necessarily me anymore. =P

19th of November, 2003, 16:52
There always have been several Invisible people around here.

23rd of November, 2003, 02:34
* Sonof arches an eyebrow
<feldon27> Sonof: you may be qualified for a spot on "Enterprise".
<feldon27> Sonof: anyone with that ability, regardless of any other prior acting experience, is immediately qualified.
<Sonof> YaY
<Sonof> ...will i have to wear a red shirt?
<feldon27> yep
<Sonof> crap
<feldon27> you'll get it in the 2nd act
<Sonof> I'll be dead before the episode is out
<feldon27> freak transporter accident
<feldon27> you'll briefly look like tapioca

23rd of November, 2003, 04:15
Why not rice pudding? I don't like tapioca.

23rd of November, 2003, 05:39
I just have that feldon guy ignored..., he's incredibly annoying...

23rd of November, 2003, 05:52
I might have found him annoying, but that log there is the sum total of my chatting on that server today.

23rd of November, 2003, 06:05
x PuNkGuRL999 x: All is fair in love, true or false?
p970167: well that's a loaded question if I ever saw one

30th of November, 2003, 17:44
I feel down the stairs in the house today.

It hurt.

I was bleeding.

That is all.

10th of December, 2003, 18:00
<scoooby76> <--------dumbass swalowed my stud from my labre piercing
<calimari> and the labre is where?
<Sonof> foot!
<scoooby76> under the lip
<Sonof> i was close!

10th of December, 2003, 21:34
Actually that would be Labret, not Labre as that isn't a word.

10th of December, 2003, 22:10
That's what the convo went on the say, but It was pointless for the joke

13th of December, 2003, 12:14
[03:28] * Sonof covers his eyes
[03:28] <Sonof> while i could sit here and try to work it out with you alley
[03:28] <Sonof> i'm not going to
[03:29] <`Alley`> Aww.
[03:29] <`Alley`> You'r cute.
[03:29] <`Alley`> But ur mean..
[03:30] <Sonof> no i'm tired, and easily irriatable
[03:30] <Sonof> there is a high chance that any such attempt would end me being charged for your murder
[03:30] <_SkyLine_> lol
[03:30] <`Alley`> ..uhmm..

15th of December, 2003, 21:57
* LeeCHeSSS slaps Sonof
* Sonof likes it

15th of December, 2003, 22:31
it's good that we chose to keep all your crap in one thread :)

15th of December, 2003, 22:46
I also think it's the biggest thread in this forum! :D

8th of January, 2004, 00:28
And my thread was picked! :)

8th of January, 2004, 00:31
You're so special.

8th of January, 2004, 01:04
Just like everyone else.

8th of January, 2004, 01:06
People tell me that I'm special all the time :D

8th of January, 2004, 01:38
but now that post is gone
and all that is left is confusion

8th of January, 2004, 03:01
Wasn't confusion pretty much all that was here before?

8th of January, 2004, 03:08
Not confusion per se, but rather a collection of the confused rantings of a "special" person.

8th of January, 2004, 03:31

8th of January, 2004, 09:28
I can't sleep
damn you all

8th of January, 2004, 10:28
you're welcome.

Saint Alphonzo
8th of January, 2004, 12:08
tin-foil helmet, man...

it's not just for unwanted beams anymore.

12th of January, 2004, 07:47
*** Sonof is now known as fruitloop
* fruitcake kicks fruitloop
* fruitloop cries
<fruitloop> it's hard enough being a fruitloop without getting picked on
<fruitloop> no one respects you like they do a fruitcake
<fruitcake> respect?
* fruitcake doesn't get respect
<fruitloop> you have a holiday!
<fruitcake> its not FOR me
<fruitloop> you're still a part of it
<fruitcake> you have your own breakfast cereal
<fruitloop> what am I? A childrens cereal?
<fruitcake> you taste good when wet
<fruitloop> pah that's nothing compared to being a part of a holiday
<fruitloop> most things taste good when wet
<fruitcake> well.. I'm passed around to absolutely everybody.. and no body wants me
<fruitcake> I don't taste good wet..
<fruitloop> also i have a complaint to make to you
<fruitcake> I don't taste good.. DRY!
<fruitloop> i tried to eat you as a meal, and it just doesn't work
<fruitcake> I'm sorry.. but I have no meat
<fruitcake> I am not part of the food pyramid
<fruitloop> you claim to actualy know whaty ou are made up of?!
<fruitloop> heavens knows what i am, i seriously doubt there is any fruit
<fruitloop> I'm a sham!
<fruitcake> lol
* fruitloop cries
<fruitloop> my life is a lie
<fruitcake> you are flavored cheerios!
<fruitloop> have you ever had a fruit that tasted like me?
* fruitcake puts fruitloop next to the captain crunch.. he'll talk you through this
<fruitcake> well.. hmm.. nope
<fruitloop> exactly
[Join] - [Kittenly - snuggles@=GFugr-tf-908rcaegrT4117.dialsprint.net]
[Op] - [ChanServ] »» [Kittenly]
<Kittenly> hey everyone
<fruitloop> Hey
* fruitloop points to fruitcake. "she was picking on me!"
<Kittenly> hey fruitloop
<fruitcake> lol..
<fruitloop> she called me a flavored cheerio!
<fruitcake> I was trying to make you feel BETTER!
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<fruitloop> pft
<fruitloop> why does that always happen to me?
<fruitloop> is it my high suger content?
<fruitcake> yeah

13th of January, 2004, 20:26
<Tasha> Talked to NeoSonic on the phone tonight, he hosts my web site. He said the linux box is unassessable at the moment and I can't upload to it, like i.e. my blog. Kinda sucks. But I'm still writing it every day anyways heh
<SpaceCowgirl> then anyone who reads it can be suddenly hit with a mass of entrys!
<Tasha> Yeah
<Tasha> That's what I just wrote
<SpaceCowgirl> stop stealing my thoughts

14th of January, 2004, 06:33
Is this thread the "Cackling" part of the "Uncognative Cackling" forum or something? It seems to house a LOT of...randomness.

14th of January, 2004, 06:42
I'd say this is the "Uncognative" part.

It's basically a place for itches to put stuff that isn't quite good enough to make his blog. In his first post, here is what he had to say about the nature of this thread:

Welcome to the thread where itches is going to go on endlessly about many meaningless subjects.

So don't say you weren't warned ;).

14th of January, 2004, 06:48
Shows what happens when you jump into something. At least now I know.

Can we also use this thread as a place to pick at Itches flaws?

14th of January, 2004, 06:59
We use the whole board for that.

14th of January, 2004, 07:00
also it's where I force him to stick his crap so he doesn't pollute an entire forum :)

several times he's made new threads which, under advuce, he's relegated to here

but it's for the best

sometimes you can even get a giggle out of it :)

14th of January, 2004, 07:10

All the attention. I feel special :)

14th of January, 2004, 07:14
sometimes you can even get a giggle out of it
I laughed. I cried. I wondered about fish.

All the attention. I feel special
Attention is like publicity: even when it's bad it's good.

17th of January, 2004, 21:52
Wow. Now that I've read the entire thread I don't know what to say...

I just had fish in my ramen!

17th of January, 2004, 22:11
you read it all!?
why? dear lord, why?

quick, rush this man to a&e, THERE ISN'T MUCH TIME!

18th of January, 2004, 12:22
It's ok. I had Subway for lunch.

18th of January, 2004, 15:17
hmm, people beside me actually ead this thread?

I also just thought that the comments were random things people occasionally made to make me feel wanted.

18th of January, 2004, 17:24
Hell yeah. I try to make it through most of the cackling. Not much reason, but sometimes there's something that really strikes my funny bone.


18th of January, 2004, 20:19
Originally posted by Seraphine
It's ok. I had Subway for lunch.

I need subway now
and I'm too lazy to wander into town

Setzer Gabbiani
23rd of January, 2004, 12:11
http://www.planetnintendo.com/ff1/monsters/wizard.gifEven in the 8-bit days illithids were a bitch.http://www.planetnintendo.com/ff1/monsters/sorceror.gif

24th of January, 2004, 06:52
Roller Coaster of Love

I met him on the stairs. At the bottom of the stairs to be exact. That is, after he fell. He was a chubby man with very frizzy afro-like red hair. At first glance, you may not see anything wrong with him. But the first glance always prompted a second. Then you noticed the spandex.
“Are you alright sir? Do… you need any…” I had a hard time finishing my sentences due to his lavish attire. “any… help?”
“Ta-DA!” he exclaimed as if nothing had happened, that just moments before, he did not come tumbling down in a big commotion. “No, that’s alright son. But thank you ever so much for asking.”
This of course confused me because who could come down three separate flights of steps on their back, head, and belly with not only no injuries, but also still the ability to proclaim an entrance and that they were fine?
“Are you sure? That was quite the fall. You even knocked over three potted plants along the way.”
“Oh I’m really sorry about that,” he said with an apologetic look on his face, “I’ll pay for the clean up.”
“No ‘Butts’ mister. I’ve got a group of women who want to get sweaty with me waiting.”
And with that he left the lobby of the New York’s Plaza Hotel, New York’s most exciting hotel (For reservations call 1-800-759-3000). I was just getting off work then, and this had been the strangest first week I have ever had at a job, but this has to take the cake.

And that's where the creative juices stop.

24th of January, 2004, 06:53
Oh yeah, that was response to a prompting of my Cre Writting teacher. Loved that class.

27th of January, 2004, 11:27
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<Sonof> now why don't i like that nick?
<pindy> killarney is ok
<Sonof> i have the vague impression of a memory that is telling me different

29th of January, 2004, 11:17
<Sonof> who wants to lend me $250 ?
<Wall> Are you an extremely georgous female?
<Sonof> ..i could be

Cadogan Trahem
29th of January, 2004, 21:54
Public Service Announcement

TAFE NSW's (A leading further educational institute which helps tens of thousands of people) Administration fee has gone up, just last year it was $250ish for the Higher School Certificate, this year its $550. On top of that TAFE was forced to cut courses, one of the humanities subjects was removed (Modern History) and one of the Sciences was also cut. Tafe has been incredably underfunded for a long time now, and the people - resiliant as ever - have continued to try and provide the best possible service with the limited staff, classes and equipment that they have. However, it is in my opinion that the actions which have caused this increased in cost, and reduction if available courses have gone too far. It's absolutely stupid that MORE money can be diverted away from an institute like TAFE NSW and that they be FORCED to close courses instead of increased funding and the opening on new subjects. But don't worry we can all thank the Howard Government for promoting secondary education, right? Atleast we have our $4 a week tax cuts to help us through this educational crisis.

30th of January, 2004, 09:26
It's quite simple the government can't afford to put money into education or health, after all how else would they have this giant surplus they are wanking about? If they spend money on things there won't be a surplus. I mean what's Uni Hecs fee's jumping by 30% when you have this shiny surplus. And in their unlimited benificence they have given us a huge tax cut which averages out to around $4, i mean you could buy a cheap cup of coffee with that! And fee's have only increased if you look at the graph the right way up turn it upside down and fee's have almost halved under the Howard government. Why do people need education anyway? i mean then they might question the governments policy of selling out australia's youth. As we all know young people are degenerates and not deserving of medical care or eductaion. Or why should students get welfare just because they don't live at home, their parents earn money thats practically the same as the student having an income, they should move back home and aquire a huge education debt which will take most of their life to repay. Ah what a time to be alive and a student.