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Gralhruk
9th of June, 2004, 22:48
And here I thought I was the only one that befuddled new people PMed and then ignored.

BigRedRod
9th of June, 2004, 23:08
I don't recall it ever happening to me
You two must seem attractive to confused passersby

Gralhruk
9th of June, 2004, 23:28
Yes, I seem like such a nice boy. That, or they are beguiled by my girlish figure.

Cadrius
11th of June, 2004, 08:52
Gral's hardly nice. Why he causes newcomers in Eidolon to cry on an almost weekly basis.

itches
11th of June, 2004, 08:59
But the girlish figure is nice

Cadrius
11th of June, 2004, 09:48
Well, yeah.

itches
16th of June, 2004, 00:37
p970167: ding ding ding
p970167: 'ello :-)
LeeCHeSSS: hello
LeeCHeSSS: how do you always manage to talk to me just when I close my game?
p970167: i don't have people spying on you
LeeCHeSSS: Just cams eh?
p970167: yes
p970167: i mean no
p970167: damnit

itches
18th of June, 2004, 20:50
Shoot Me Kangaroo Down, Sport (http://www.snopes.com/humor/nonsense/kangaroo.htm)

Cadogan Trahem
19th of June, 2004, 23:49
Damn it someone comment on the Kangeroo story. Its damn cool.

BigRedRod
20th of June, 2004, 00:18
it went nowhere and was pedictable

happy?

itches
20th of June, 2004, 02:43
You predicted the beachballs?

BigRedRod
20th of June, 2004, 06:48
well the link currently isn't working but I don't recall no beach balls, just kangeroos with bazookas

Cadogan Trahem
20th of June, 2004, 07:36
The rumour is almost the truth minus the americans, and add the fact the animation for the weapons was not done. So instead of Rockets, they were firing multicoloured beach balls.

itches
21st of June, 2004, 22:39
Brace yourself for sarcasm so intense that it warps the very fabric of space and time!

<Ben> [22:51] <TAha`> voice or -m
<Ben> [22:52] <Ben> No
<Sonof> wit at its finest

Cadrius
21st of June, 2004, 22:44
Perhaps I'm simply ignorant, but I rarely understand your chat transcripts.

itches
21st of June, 2004, 22:48
Basically, TAha` wanted Ben to do something, and Ben said no. Ben then decided to show us the exchange, and I replied with sarcasm.

and I doubt that it's just you that doesn't get it. Most of this stuff probobally wouldn't make too much sense out of context.

BigRedRod
21st of June, 2004, 22:49
This is a rather complicated one

Someone asked Ben for "voice"
Ben said no

Ben then repeated this to itches

itches then commented it wasn't really worth quoting

He then quoted it

itches
21st of June, 2004, 22:50
What he said.

Gralhruk
21st of June, 2004, 22:55
Yes, but you don't mention any kangaroos.

itches
22nd of June, 2004, 11:41
<TwisTed_x___> ShatteredBeneath.net is my website =)
<TwisTed_x___> Although
<TwisTed_x___> It's.. still registering
<TwisTed_x___> I have to wait 24 hours =|
<Sonof> you'll live
<Sonof> why do you have a domain name?
<TwisTed_x___> Why not?
<Sonof> what use do you have for one?
<TwisTed_x___> Whatever I want?
<TwisTed_x___> It's only $6 a year.
<Sonof> that's $6 a year you could have spent on me you selfish bastard!

itches
27th of June, 2004, 13:45
<Sonof> Really Loud!
<Si|ent0ne> ?
<Sonof> I'm going to play the old fun game, "Which will explode first: My speakers or my ear drums?"
<Si|ent0ne> speakers
[Join] - [paul - ~Zidane@=pJhcrf-125.l4.c1.dsl.pol.co.uk]
[Op] - [ChanServ] [paul]
<Sonof> they're cheap pieces of crap, and my ears have an added layer of insulating wax, so probobally
<Si|ent0ne> =]
<Sonof> i don't have headphones, so i just hold my speakers to my ears :)
<paul> lol
<paul> i dunno why i find that so funny
<paul> im actually laughin rofl
<paul> i can jus picture a guy holdin speakers to his ears..
<paul> lol

itches
28th of June, 2004, 19:22
<Kristy`> the neighbours keep parking in our spot
<Kristy`> so kylie has parked her car right in the middle of the whole driveway
<Kristy`> lolz
<Sonof> their driveway?
<Kristy`> it's a shared driveway
<Kristy`> their house is the middle and ours is right at the end
<Kristy`> there is no reason for them to park at our end of the driveway
<Sonof> so, could they get the car towed?
<Kristy`> ours?
<Kristy`> no
<Kristy`> it's parked on OUR part of the driveway
<Kristy`> they always park their car in our spot, so we've just parked in the car in a way that stops them from parking in our spot now
<Sonof> ah okay
<Sonof> this plan sounds more legal then the "set their car on fire" plan i came up with

itches
29th of June, 2004, 08:56
Wicked tough says:
Liar I won!
Iudico I Win! says:
you sucessfully passed your genes to offspring?
Wicked tough says:
ah sure why not
Iudico I Win! says:
i got an iranian woman pregnent
Iudico I Win! says:
with a frog
Iudico I Win! says:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/3844441.stm
Wicked tough says:
super frog child or horrible mutant who's every moment is pain and vomit?
Iudico I Win! says:
horrible mutant
Iudico I Win! says:
behind every super frog child there are thousands of horible mutants
Wicked tough says:
wish i was a super frog-man
Iudico I Win! says:
you sure would show those super fly men
Wicked tough says:
think they're so tough cause they can spew forth copious amounts of spit
Iudico I Win! says:
you'll have a giant tounge!
Wicked tough says:
the ability to leap over buildings
Wicked tough says:
and die horribly
Wicked tough says:
as i splatter on the ground
Iudico I Win! says:
then get run over several times by passing vehicles
Wicked tough says:
yes, a man can dream though, a man can dream.....

itches
29th of June, 2004, 11:08
<Sonof> did i show you my ugly mug?
<shawnee> uh huh
<shawnee> the up close pic
<shawnee> and i said about cutting your hair and spiking it would make you mad hot
<shawnee> and you said youd rather slit my throat than cut your hair
<Sonof> i said that?
<shawnee> or, correction.. slit my throat insted of me even mention to you about cutting your hair
<Sonof> i must have been in a good mood that day
<shawnee> not in so many words
<Sonof> i'm unlikly to slit your throat
<Sonof> and i'll be bald soon enough
<shawnee> whys that
<Sonof> well slitting someone's throat is really messy

itches
29th of June, 2004, 17:28
<Sonof> wth
<calimari> rollin rollin rollin keep those logs recordin LOG FILES
<Sonof> what kind of knife bends?
<calimari> lol hewhoisnotthem
<hewhoisnotthem> haha
<calimari> what kind, Sonof
<Sonof> aparently the kind i was using =\
<Sonof> it bent!
<hewhoisnotthem> sorry that joke lacked something...
<calimari> is it really long
<calimari> lol hewhoisnotthem
<calimari> i thought so
<calimari> knife edge the cutting edge ...hmm no needs work
<hewhoisnotthem> how does one use said knife while chatting on the internet. I picture Sonof in a ninja outfit (because everyone online who I don't know is a wearer of ninja attire) sitting cleaning his toe nails...and the knife is bending...then he throws it over his shoulder in anger...ok i'm done.

itches
30th of June, 2004, 23:07
Iudico Nothing Lasts Forever says:
i think i have a 50%+ rate over over comming problems
Iudico Nothing Lasts Forever says:
not high enough
Kahluah says:
better than how you used to cope before though, no?
Iudico Nothing Lasts Forever says:
curl up in a ball and cry?
Iudico Nothing Lasts Forever says:
i dunno, that seemed easier
Kahluah says:
easier, yes, but you'd still have the same problems
Iudico Nothing Lasts Forever says:
i hold the firm belief that if i can't see my problems, they don't exist

Gralhruk
30th of June, 2004, 23:12
Never, ever look under the bed.

itches
5th of July, 2004, 00:34
This is for that special someone out there.
http://atlas.walagata.com/w/itches/toiletpaper.jpg

BigRedRod
5th of July, 2004, 02:55
you remind me of an annoying tesco advert

itches
7th of July, 2004, 05:45
Iudico Nothing Lasts Forever says:
It's 4C, yet my Weather Pixie (http://weatherpixie.com/displayimg.php?place=YSRI&trooper=28&type=C) is wearing a tank top. Something just isn't right with that.


Cadogan - You were detected. says:
I find it amusing that you question the ethical nature of a weather pixie

itches
8th of July, 2004, 06:55
<TwisTed_x___> Fuck
<TwisTed_x___> I cant play guitar for shit
<TwisTed_x___> =|
<Sonof> that is correct dan
<Sonof> you see those recording you "made" weren't really you
<Sonof> we swaped them for someone who could when you weren't looking
<TwisTed_x___> lol
<TwisTed_x___> =(

Cadrius
8th of July, 2004, 09:01
Does this thread serve to do anything besides give itches a sense of self-edification?

itches
8th of July, 2004, 09:46
edification
n.
Intellectual, moral, or spiritual improvement; enlightenment.



No. Though if anyone else has something pointless that feel the need to share with people, this would be the place to do it.

BigRedRod
8th of July, 2004, 20:24
Does this thread serve to do anything besides give itches a sense of self-edification?

Pssh
someone missed the point
Imagine a world without this thread. Where would all this crap be?
Split between a few different threads in the best case. But picture the worst, every few posts in here is it's own thread.
Imagine the horror!

So we keep this to post anything in that really isn't worthy of it's own thread. Sort of like the chat thread that springs up in some types of forum

BigRedRod
9th of July, 2004, 07:00
and on that note :

Cadogan - You were detected.: you sir are a genius
Cadogan - You were detected.: if you weren't male i'd kiss you

itches
9th of July, 2004, 19:47
The force is strong is this one.
http://atlas.walagata.com/w/itches/eatbowl.jpg

Cadogan Trahem
10th of July, 2004, 00:59
Quoted twice on the same page.... i'm lossing my touch.

BigRedRod
10th of July, 2004, 01:00
Indeed, still it's nothing o nthe old gem of yours :
"I hate fun"

itches
11th of July, 2004, 14:21
I'm not sure what it is, but it's fun (http://www.koreus.com/files/200406/themalibu9.html)

My Score 11650

Spoon
12th of July, 2004, 01:48
Your score is pathetic and identifies you as an inferior male specimen. Thus your seed will be wiped from the earth and your niples pierced in humiliation as precedent dictates.

My score 13888

Cadrius
12th of July, 2004, 02:37
Remember kids, if you ever see a pink cactus, stay away! It's evil!

itches
12th of July, 2004, 16:15
Dude, when was the last time you saw my nipples?

Spoon
12th of July, 2004, 17:11
Unless it's part of some repressed memory, i've never seen your nipples.

itches
12th of July, 2004, 17:26
You do repress memories well.

Spoon
12th of July, 2004, 17:29
It's true, i do have a talent for denial.

itches
12th of July, 2004, 22:24
If I should happen to disapear, it's because I've been attacked and overcome by the foulest creature ever to step foot on the earth.

Math
http://atlas.walagata.com/w/itches/mathwork.jpg

Once I'm done that, they'll send me out 2 more like it. And that's the easy course.

BigRedRod
12th of July, 2004, 23:36
bah
I had many many wodges of paper of that thickness for my maths course

One for each module
P1,P2,P3,M1,M2,S1
It was indeed a metric assload of paper

Anyhow, if you need help with any of that jazz, you know where to find me. I'm fairly sure I'll have some vague idea how to help

Gralhruk
12th of July, 2004, 23:46
I'm fairly sure I'll have some vague idea how to help
Well, at least he isn't learning brain surgery.

"Yes, I think you cut his head open first."

BigRedRod
12th of July, 2004, 23:49
I'd be worried if the Australian Education system allowed you to randomly learn Brain Surgery on a home study course :)

Gralhruk
12th of July, 2004, 23:53
It is Australia. Home study is probably better than the "trial and error" method.

itches
12th of July, 2004, 23:53
One of my professors - it might have been psychology, but then again, it might have been english - mentioned that you find it easier to recall information if you are in the same state as when the information was acquired.

That is, if you study drunk be sure to take the exam drunk*.

*Note: This never worked for me, despite several valiant attempts.

itches
18th of July, 2004, 11:40
<Kristy`> Sonof
<Kristy`> are you good with computers?
<Sonof> umm
<Sonof> kinda maybe sorta
<Sonof> somtimes
<Kristy`> the sound on my computer is fucked..
<Sonof> hit it

itches
20th of July, 2004, 07:12
Need inspiration for random encounters? I've got just the thing for you. (http://www.jengajam.com/r/uglyzoo)

BigRedRod
20th of July, 2004, 08:44
That seems more aimed at evil wizard experiements than random encounter generation

itches
20th of July, 2004, 08:49
random evil-wizard-experiement encounter?

BigRedRod
20th of July, 2004, 08:52
ah touche

Cadrius
20th of July, 2004, 08:56
Some of those are seriously screwed up.

itches
20th of July, 2004, 09:04
And some just scream dignity (http://www.olympictrans.ru/fun/img/uglyZoo/uZoo1.jpg)

Gnarsh
20th of July, 2004, 09:34
And then there's this (http://www.olympictrans.ru/fun/img.php?fl=img/uglyZoo/uzoo95.jpg)

itches
20th of July, 2004, 10:28
And for the vegitarian hunter (http://www.olympictrans.ru/fun/img/uglyZoo/uzoo86.jpg)

itches
20th of July, 2004, 12:21
<Sonof> anyone here semi-compitent with graphs?
<Sonof> *maths
<Sonof> *the graph sort of maths
* Sonof does a little dance for your amusement

itches
20th of July, 2004, 14:46
<Tasha> I'm
<Tasha> Hungry
<Tasha> And tired
<Tasha> And working =/
<Tasha> And I have to take pics of more panties and I can't be fucked
<Tasha> Oh, and I need to take a dump
<Tasha> brb
<fugitive> squeeze one out for me ;)
<fugitive> squirt it out if you have diahrrea
<fugitive> i can never spell that damn word right..
<fugitive> diarhia
<fugitive> diarrhea
<fugitive> dhiarea
<Sonof> right, thank you for that
<fugitive> diahrrea
<Sonof> i'm going to go pour wiskey into my eyes now
<fugitive> :D
<Tasha> lol

BigRedRod
21st of July, 2004, 07:48
Don't abuse the gift of free-lifts and it shall never leave you

I dunno
Would it work as a fourth predicate?
I'm not entirely sold. Is it good for you?

Gralhruk
21st of July, 2004, 12:09
It just doesn't have the same flair as the other predicates. Sorry.

BigRedRod
21st of July, 2004, 18:20
that pretty much confirms my feeling
I'll go back to the predicate mine

itches
21st of July, 2004, 18:50
It is just a tad too specific.

BigRedRod
21st of July, 2004, 19:13
You loved it :)
It was you that recommended it might be good enough!

And now you turn on me!

itches
21st of July, 2004, 19:32
I became bitter with the world after turning down the cute charity girl

BigRedRod
21st of July, 2004, 19:51
she was a blood sucking leech / vampire / vampire-leech!

itches
21st of July, 2004, 20:25
No, I wouldn't say that she was that.

BigRedRod
21st of July, 2004, 20:28
She was getting paid to guilt people into giving up a portion of their income

itches
21st of July, 2004, 20:31
You don't know she was getting paid, and she wasn't guilting anyone.

BigRedRod
21st of July, 2004, 20:44
I'll conceed the point on the first one. You may well do things different in Australia, but up here with get hoards of "charity volunteers" who are paid. Kinda doesn't make them volunteers in my eyes

But as for the guilting, it seems unlikely she was doing anything else. Maybe she wasn't attempting to guilt you, as you didn't need it (you wanted to sign up)

Either way I don't support people hassling me on the street, no matter how good looking they are. Unless they are trying to give me something free, like samples of new products, then I'll spare them a few seconds.

itches
21st of July, 2004, 20:55
Generally people going "Can you spare a moment?" isn't considered hassaling. I'm much more antisocial then you are, but that simple comment doesn't bother me. I suppose it could be different if they weren't cool with you saying no, but so far every single person has been cool about it.

Edit: And while it isn't right to call people who are paid to solicite donations volinteers, there is nothing really wrong with the charity hireing people who are talented in sales.

The Alcotroll
22nd of July, 2004, 04:58
It's not that Tim is antisocial; just that he hates everyone and everything in equal measure.

Something to do with being spawned from the toe-cheese of Satan in the darkest pits of Hell, I believe.

itches
23rd of July, 2004, 18:00
<calimari> hey Sonof
<Sonof> Hey calimari :)
<calimari> :)
<Sonof> how r u today?
<calimari> im good
<calimari> i did 3 massages and got two job possibilities
<calimari> you?
<Sonof> i just had a shower, and now need to put some pants on

itches
26th of July, 2004, 17:20
<@Dave> I can get any MS software I want legally ;)
<@TwisTed_x___> Yeah
<@acidklown> cool
<@TwisTed_x___> It's called a "store"

itches
27th of July, 2004, 16:21
<Tasha> Away 06:12:pm (Gone to mums house)
<Sonof> sure you are!
<exn> shes always says she is away
<exn> she lurks
<Sonof> pretending that she has a life
<Sonof> pft
<exn> one of us
<exn> ONE OF US

itches
28th of July, 2004, 06:29
Not my usual stuff, but I feel it deserves a mention.

Yes, there's nothing worse than using that phrase out of context.

"Hey, itches, how was that sandwich you had for lunch?"
"Post coital bliss!"

Wait, that's actually a possible response, however inappropriate.

itches
28th of July, 2004, 09:24
"itches," you say. "Where can I find really old games online?"

"Well strange you should ask," I reply. "I just found this (http://www.home.no/downloads/spill2/09.htm) fun page.

red_dr4g0n94
28th of July, 2004, 09:47
I remember Scorched Earth. Used to play that game for hours non-stop. Only game I could get the rest of my family to play in as well.

Sadly I no longer have hours and hours to spend on it.

itches
28th of July, 2004, 09:47
[09:50:35] [Quit] - [krazie] - Reason: [QUIT: User exited]
[09:50:41] [Join] - [krazie - ~bild0x@=xvg-70-003-39-048.client.comcast.net]
[09:50:42] [Op] - [ChanServ] [krazie]
[09:52:35] * Kristy` is back: bbl.. Time: 15hrs 32mins 23secs
[09:52:36] <Sonof> Welcome Back
[09:52:47] <Kristy`> thx
[09:52:51] <Sonof> actually that was meant for krazie, you have weird timing Kristy`

itches
3rd of August, 2004, 19:19
itches says:
it really takes the sting out of my mocking, when i spell it wrong
Someone who isn't itches says:
you sting like luke warm water
itches says:
mwahahahaha!

--------------

<Tasha> Back 55m34s (Going to look at a house)
<Tasha> :P
<Sonof> you made sure it was a house?
<Tasha> :P
<Sonof> well?
<Sonof> was it a house?
<Tasha> Yes lol you *CENSORED*

itches
8th of August, 2004, 14:34
<davy> Most of the people of the Dominican Republic have African or mixed British and French ancestry
<davy> hows that spanish?
<davy> lol
<Sonof> when you mix British and Frence you get ... norman
<Sonof> right, that didn't work out
* Sonof ponders
<different`> lol what davy you went to look it up
<Sonof> *fence
<davy> lmao
<Sonof> FDUCK
<davy> yeah
<davy> i did
<different`> lmao
* Sonof beats the keyboard with his head

itches
9th of August, 2004, 15:01
<PrOsThEtIcS> Sonof
<Sonof> ?
-=DS=- Performing a whois on:PrOsThEtIcS
-=DS=- Address: PrOsThEtIc@144.134.85.PS778=
-=DS=- Real Name:dfgd
-=DS=- PrOsThEtIcS is a registered nick.
-=DS=- Channels: @#l0ve
-=DS=- Idle:90 seconds
-=DS=- End of whois on:PrOsThEtIcS {-[ 15:06:50 ]-}
<Sonof> PrOsThEtIcS
[Quit] - [PrOsThEtIcS] - Reason: [Ping Timeout]
<fugitive> $mp3(J-Kwon - Still Tipsy (Remix),4:07,128)
<Sonof> i killed him!
<Sonof> YaY
<Sonof> or her
<Sonof> maybe an it
<Sonof> i shouldn't judge
<fugitive> lol
<Sonof> "I killed it!"

itches
10th of August, 2004, 17:44
Nat is my brother's girlfriend, and the mother of my nephew. I live with her and my brother.

Nat: "We're heading up to get hamburgers and chips, do you want anything?"
Me:"If i give you some money, can you get me some scalops?"
Nat:"I can get you some scalops for free. How many?"
Me:"I don't know, pick a number."
Nat:"Ten.."
Me:"Ten! Yes!"
Nat:"Ten scalops?"
Me:"Well you're paying for it, pick a number."

Cadrius
11th of August, 2004, 05:20
That makes me hungry. Dude, go get me some scallops.

BigRedRod
11th of August, 2004, 05:25
Scallops as i nthe flat pieces of potato (like a big flat chip) or the fishy things?

and she actually said "Hamburgers and chips?" not a random brand name? that speech seems oddly forced to me...

Gnarsh
11th of August, 2004, 05:46
Well, he is Australian, after all. Maybe they just have a big pile of hamburgers and chips in the middle of town, so there is no brand.

The Alcotroll
11th of August, 2004, 10:01
I was lead to believe that Australians, when feeling hungry, had to head out into the outback and wrestle a crocodile, or, failing that, barbecue some shrimps. I hadn't realised that such advanced concepts as 'junk-food' and 'saturated fats' had reached as far as what is essentially a prison colony...

*Brace for inevitable reprisals*

Gnarsh
11th of August, 2004, 14:17
Well, they could always fry up some saturated crocodile on the barby...

itches
11th of August, 2004, 16:58
Gah, so many replies.

Cadrius: There were 3 left over by the end, they weren't that good.

BRR: The potato things. And no, there is no brand name. It came from one of the many band-name-less family owned stores that sell hot-chips, hamburgers, chickens, and the like.

Gnarsh: So shockingly close to the truth.

The Alcotroll: Oh, I'm so going to steal your geese!

SponkleofInfini
11th of August, 2004, 18:14
WHO TOLD YOU!!! I ah mean no....we're very civilised down here...ah yes.

itches
14th of August, 2004, 03:21
This is an outrage! Compare my post (http://www.online-roleplaying.com/forums/showpost.php?p=48851&postcount=229) from the 12th of January, to this (http://www.users.bigpond.com/sabel_smart/twow/htm/fruit1.htm)

I demand vengence!

BigRedRod
14th of August, 2004, 04:10
Start posting your irc quotes elsewhere then
Here they will always look like this

Unless you spent time colouring things in
But I'm not sure that would help

itches
14th of August, 2004, 04:18
I was referring to the fact that it was my quote, only elsewhere. Nothing to do with the appearance of either.

Gralhruk
14th of August, 2004, 04:26
Well, there were two other parties involved. They might consider it their quote.

Edit: although personally, I'm not sure it's worth fighting over.

BigRedRod
14th of August, 2004, 04:32
Oh

well in that case I'm quite suprised
the quote wasn't great
It wasn't even within the low standards of Bash, so I'm confused as to why someone would steal it and post it

The plot thickens
To solve this case i'll need a fedora and some opium

itches
14th of August, 2004, 04:38
The other person involved in conversation gave it to the person who runs the website for the channel it took place in.

BigRedRod
14th of August, 2004, 04:40
Hahahah
Of course

Now you see that is far too obvious and thus a damn lie

This is why I'm the detective and you're the victim

this crime goes far beyond a simple channel website. even without the proper drugs and hat I've found strong links between this case and the mystery of who killed Doctor Lucky

The Alcotroll
14th of August, 2004, 11:46
For a man without access to the appropriate pharmaceuticals, I see you've improvised admirably.

itches
14th of August, 2004, 16:57
[Join] - [Sataness - DarkSide@=WtOTBAH46Y.ipt.aol.com]
-> -Sataness- you were asking about Cas, there she is
* Sonof rests his head on the desk
<Sonof> hi Cas
<Sonof> let me try that again
<Sataness> oops?
<Sataness> lol
-> -Hidin- you were asking about Cas, there she is
<Sonof> i'm old, and allowed to make mistakes
<Hidin> hi ya Sataness....where ya bin??????

Cadrius
15th of August, 2004, 09:45
Dude, I'm still waiting for my scallops.

Gralhruk
15th of August, 2004, 11:41
Dude, where's my scallops? And my car.

The_Friendly_Fiend
15th of August, 2004, 18:39
My cousin had her car stolen a few months ago. The police just found it abandoned out in the wilderness. One look at it and you could tell what it was used for, TARGET PRACTICE. They figure multiple gunmen shot the car to pieces with automatic rifles. We got a look at it and all we could do was laugh. Janice simply said, "They turned my car into Swiss cheese." And darnit, I should have taken pictures.

So, Gralhruk maybe your car's been turned into Swiss cheese too? :)

As for the scallops, didn't somebody eat them?

itches
17th of August, 2004, 18:55
They got thrown out actually.


* Sonof waves
<Sonof> byw
<calimari> bye?
<calimari> have a good night
<calimari> Sonof
<The_Grey_Ghost> now Sonof your gonna have to go correct the typo in every room your in
<Sonof> fuck that
<Sonof> i'll just leave everyone confused
<Sonof> and chaos shall reign!

itches
19th of August, 2004, 13:54
<Sonof> someone drive me up to the mailbox so i can post these letters!
<dolphingly> I dont have a car
<Sonof> excuses excuses!
<Sonof> "I'm too busy" "i don't have a car" "I'm blind!"
<Sonof> "stop pouring acid on my face!"
<Sonof> pft

itches
21st of August, 2004, 13:51
Iudico It's Cookie Time! says:
I should be doing my work ... instead I'm having imaginary lightsabre battles ... complete with sound effects!
BlakRose says:
thats.. uhm.. sad?
Iudico It's Cookie Time! says:
I was winning
BlakRose says:
ohh

itches
25th of August, 2004, 16:16
[Join] - [fleshTH - Javachat@=UYheascf-375-784-44-52.consolidated.net]
[Op] - [ChanServ] [fleshTH]
<fleshTH> hey
<fleshTH> whats up
<Neal> Nothing!...
<Sonof> you can't prove anything!
<fleshTH> i can prove everything, i just choose not to
<Sonof> prove it
<fleshTH> i choose not to

BigRedRod
1st of September, 2004, 14:42
Although it fell out of fashion a short while back I'm sure most of you are aware of the trend to wear shirts printed with random Kanji. No one knows what they mean and when you do find out it is usually gibberish

The same applis for tatoos, but in that case it is usualy insulting rather than gibberish as the artist knows you don't know and can write anything

Fear not!
The trend exists on both sides of the world
In the more urban areas of Japan you see T-shirts with such random English scrawled across that you find yourself going into pleasure seizures upon the ground...
... and I found a shop that sold them

Front (with the green right at the bottom and the white on the chest)

START ME UPP

YouR HoMie "#1"

Back
LOCK'n ROLL
AT

ROS ANGELUS
JAPP0N


.... 4 - eVeLY FReNDS
2 - U #1COND




Yes, I do love my Engrish shirt

I thought I'd share that but doubted it deserved it's own thread (plus we need to battle the quote tide)

SponkleofInfini
6th of September, 2004, 14:22
Sme pictures I came across :)

itches
7th of September, 2004, 01:37
Iudico: apparently when you don't eat you get hungry
Snorky:I dunno. Hunger seems to be ebb and de-ebb irrespective of eating
Iudico: who the fuck keeps trying to join my channel?
Snorky: santa?
Iudico: people keep joining
Snorky: they'll be his elves
Iudico: Santa's elves are Malay?
Snorky: yup
Snorky: the whole north poll thing is for tax reasons

BigRedRod
7th of September, 2004, 08:07
That is one of your better quote paste jobs :)

itches
7th of September, 2004, 08:18
I tried to make it more presentable, but you only like it because you star in it ;)

BigRedRod
7th of September, 2004, 08:26
Yes, removing our long annoying names is a good step

And this one actually has some kind of understandable plot and punchline. It may not to be everyone's taste but it made me smile and that is half the battle

Cadogan Trahem
7th of September, 2004, 11:45
The easy half.

BigRedRod
7th of September, 2004, 16:42
I'd have said the difficult half based on most of my experiences on the internet where people complain that I have no sense of humour.

SponkleofInfini
7th of September, 2004, 17:03
Your a lazy bum with arse eyes!!! Now laugh!!! Didi Mao!!!

BigRedRod
7th of September, 2004, 17:07
See!
Now according to my knowledge of the internet, most people would laugh until they fell from their chair landing in the filth that surrounds their computer chairs and catch several diseases.

Myself, I just saw an opportunityto post and check if the :P had been fixed

Seraphine
9th of September, 2004, 05:28
Well I see this thread hasn't changed a bit. It's good to be back.

itches
10th of September, 2004, 15:58
One of the coolest stories (in my opinion) told by Canderous Ordo (http://galactic-voyage.com/Misc.-Characters-Canderous%20Ordo.htm), a character from KotoR (http://www.lucasarts.com/products/swkotor/index2.html).

http://www.rebelscum.com/games/canderous-tn.jpg
I was one of the best youth warriors in my clan ordo in my time. No one before me had mastered the power of our Basilisk war droids as quickly as I had. Except Mandalore himself of course.

In those days we were sweeping across the Outer Rim. Destroying all who fought us.

Young Mandalores would prove themselves in real combat with unknown opponents above a thousand worlds. Each brought back the story of his achievements.

I remember it well, orbiting high above a placid world, its defences just stirring. As was tradition, I would go ahead of the first wave to find enemies in the thickest fighting.

I remember sitting there in my armour, linked directly with the Basilisk thrumming beneath me. My heart racing with fear at the coming battle.

The doors opened in front of me and the air was sucked out of the drop bay, scattering crystals of frozen vapour across my path.

I can't describe what it feels like to look directly down at a world, falling continuously as you circle it, with barely fifteen centimetres of armour plate protecting you.

When the magnetic locks disengaged on my droid I was plunged out of the drop bay towards the battle that waited below.

The exhilaration, the euphoria I felt as I streaked into the atmosphere, dodging self-guided projectile and beam weapons, was unmatched.

An 80 kilometre plunge through the atmosphere, dodging and weaving, the outside of my armour glowing like the sun with the heat of re-entry.

And with barely thirty meters to spare, I twisted and skimmed the surface, firing at the giant beam generators that were in my path.

The explosion from that sent shockwaves that levelled the entire complex around it. It was the moment of my life.

SponkleofInfini
10th of September, 2004, 17:36
That wasnt so cool ;)

Cadogan Trahem
10th of September, 2004, 17:49
I want a basalisk war droid!

SponkleofInfini
10th of September, 2004, 17:56
Why so you can regale us with yet another uncool story ;)

itches
13th of September, 2004, 12:24
<EaTShItAnDDiE> ugh my head hurts..
<EaTShItAnDDiE> why is ben such an imbesile?
<Sonof> genetic makeup

itches
14th of September, 2004, 23:20
Exercise Croc '03 write up. It's cool, but long.

Part 1 (http://www.livejournal.com/users/thebadpaladin/73696.html)
Part 2 (http://www.livejournal.com/users/thebadpaladin/73861.html)
Part 3 (http://www.livejournal.com/users/thebadpaladin/74043.html)

Gralhruk
14th of September, 2004, 23:24
From the opening paragraphs, it seems fairly amusing. Too bad I don't feel like reading a novel about it.

itches
14th of September, 2004, 23:53
Yeah it's really really long. But is also cool, and real.

BigRedRod
18th of September, 2004, 06:20
Achtung Baby

Rather than go through my usual method of posting in each and every of my games everytime there is a chance of me vanishing I'll just do it here
Why? Because I'm lazy. Real lazy and most of the time it amounts to nothing. Worst case it'll be like this time last year when I used filthly uni computers for a week (I'm sure you all remember that week, my posts would have contained larger rule errors that normal)

The moral of the story is that tomorrow I set sail to uni. It's a new house but they do have broadband
However, I'm not sure an ethernet cable long enough exists to get from the router to my computer (I got stuck with the box room on the ground floor that also serves as spare toilet and garage, ah the joys of student life). So we have an additional problem on top of any setup issues.

Most likely it'll end up being solved witht he exciting use of wireless networking. Not quite sure if it's the best idea. But I like my networks like I like my women, functional throughout the house and without any annoying wires

I'm fairly sure that at least one person from each of my games pops their head in to this thread once in a blue moon. So if someone goes really wrong and I dissapear for a few weeks, info can filter out in to the rest of the forums. If I actually die through a network related issue, I entrust the retelling of the humourous story to The Alcotroll (if he hears about it. The guy couldn't be much further out of most loops)

So yes, rather than a few quick messages, I wrote one longer one. I feel this was the right decision. I'm tempted to end on some kind of fable. The one that springs to mind is that of the dog and the dancing monkeys, but I'm sure you've all heard it too many times. For those that haven't it has something to do with getting along and...dancing.

Anyone who can name both of the references to that story in the pop culture stream wins a small prize. Using google is cheating. And yahoo runs off google so don't try and be clever.

Gralhruk
18th of September, 2004, 06:34
Well, no prizes for me.

Although at the moment I'm waiting to see if the universe implodes because this thread has actually been used to post something constructive.

BigRedRod
18th of September, 2004, 06:38
You're right. I'll try and cover my tracks. I tend to get depressed around this time of year so I'm sure I can write some bad poetry or something and cram it in to keep the balance

Gralhruk
18th of September, 2004, 06:43
I leave you with some vulcan wisdom (http://www.cs.ubc.ca/cgi-bin/nph-spock).


You Earth people glorified organized violence for forty centuries. But you imprison those who employ it privately.

BigRedRod
18th of September, 2004, 06:47
Wow, that site will keep me distracted from the annoying prospect of having to pack. Good job

The Alcotroll
18th of September, 2004, 08:28
If I actually die through a network related issue, I entrust the retelling of the humourous story to The Alcotroll (if he hears about it. The guy couldn't be much further out of most loops)

Yeah, cheers. Arsehole. Just because I live on the right side of the North/South Divide and have better things to do than listen to your ceaseless gossip-mongering...

The_Friendly_Fiend
18th of September, 2004, 12:17
Yeah, can't tell us the truth. Everyone knows why BRR disappears every once in a while... he accidentally spills a pint on his keyboard and needs a few days for the beer to dry. Or maybe it's some other liquid? :fun:

itches
18th of September, 2004, 12:49
While I enjoy the use of the thread for uses that are not my own, do all your players actually read this?

And this (http://www.livejournal.com/users/koaloha/29646.html)

The_Friendly_Fiend
18th of September, 2004, 14:04
Uh, no more links from Itches. I learned my lesson a long time ago. Friggin' idiot page. :yum:

itches
18th of September, 2004, 14:59
Yes, the smart people actually look to see where the link goes ;)

BigRedRod
18th of September, 2004, 17:55
Yeah, can't tell us the truth. Everyone knows why BRR disappears every once in a while... he accidentally spills a pint on his keyboard and needs a few days for the beer to dry. Or maybe it's some other liquid? :fun:

Hehe. The ice tea actrually destroyed that keyboard
It sits on my floor as a testament to the obstacles man must over come

Yeah, cheers. Arsehole. Just because I live on the right side of the North/South Divide and have better things to do than listen to your ceaseless gossip-mongering... And yet the people the gossip is about live about an hour away from you, or five away from me (about fifteen by train ;) ). I could make some geeky reference to gather information ranks, but as my dad is trying to unplug the computer around me instead I'll go be useful and move my bags downstairs

ciao

BigRedRod
20th of September, 2004, 20:01
Avast!

Yarrr, my computer not be working and blowing a few hundred quid on upgraded parts has led to the next problem
The dreaded windows "change 4 or more components and I'll crash" protection method. So until I get a cd sent down I'm forced to use crappy uni computers with crappy ie and tiny resolutions

itches
20th of September, 2004, 20:05
http://uploads.ghettodexter.com/files/piratekeyboard.jpg

BigRedRod
20th of September, 2004, 20:07
Yes, I just seen that
Hence the "avast" comment

itches
20th of September, 2004, 20:08
I felt like sharing it with people who aren't you.

BigRedRod
20th of September, 2004, 20:16
But those people don't matter!

itches
20th of September, 2004, 20:19
This is the spotlight thread, place where the normal facts and laws no longer apply in the same way!

BigRedRod
20th of September, 2004, 20:33
Well whatever the intentions of this thread may have been, I'll be using it as an update thread on getting my computer working and online

Also I'll moan about all the annoying registration crap I have to do (like sorting out my loan which seems to have dissapeared from the face of the earth) and performing exciting rituals to make the crappy computers here work

But I've had enough for today. So I'll buy an RF cable for my PS2 and merrily waste the day

itches
20th of September, 2004, 21:15
Also I'll moan about all the annoying registration crap I have to do (like sorting out my loan which seems to have dissapeared from the face of the earth) and performing exciting rituals to make the crappy computers here work

That's what livejournal is for ;)

The_Friendly_Fiend
21st of September, 2004, 11:17
Uni-computers? I'll take my old Uni-computer, even if it might be a bit out of date now. Of course I'm talking about the university Sun server and all the other odd bits. Can you say, "LAN party from hell," anyone? :)

BigRedRod
21st of September, 2004, 21:03
They don't let me in the comp sci labs anymore
otherwise I'd have been merrily using one of the happy little red hat machines and sticking on a good browser

Although today the physics computer room is open so I get a half decent computer and a reasonable browser (Mozilla)

I think if they find us doing any lan gaming in a uni computer room they hunt us down and shoot us in the lungs though. So I like to avoid taking that chance where possible

elpresidente
21st of September, 2004, 21:53
On the same note it appears uni won't acnowledge my existance until i remember the registration password which i created for easy recollection. i also need to register to get Mr loan allowing me to pay my rent and TV licence, before the nasty TV licencing authority come and decide to club me to death/fine me. :(

elpresidente
21st of September, 2004, 22:01
Oh! it would appear uni have decided to change it and only tell me now after i've been trying to use the one i already had for 3 days

SponkleofInfini
21st of September, 2004, 22:31
I see :worry:

itches
24th of September, 2004, 00:13
Tonight we bond. Tommorow we fight to the death!
Sounds like a plan. Will we be fighting enemies or ourselves?
That depends on how the bonding goes ;)

Gralhruk
24th of September, 2004, 00:15
It's like Quoter/Quotoria.

BigRedRod
26th of September, 2004, 04:21
Bang!

Well I called in a specialist (my Dad) and five hours later I have a fully working computer
It turns out that if you get unlukey with your choice of RAM you can corrupt your OS
It also turns out that only having a SCSI dvd drive and a firewire dvd writer pretty much stops you from installing any OS
Furthermore it turns out that a computer case adorned with randomly coloured flashing LEDs and glowing bubble strips runs up to 57.2% faster than a beige case. It will however also keep you awake

The_Friendly_Fiend
26th of September, 2004, 07:30
Furthermore it turns out that a computer case adorned with randomly coloured flashing LEDs and glowing bubble strips runs up to 57.2% faster than a beige case. It will however also keep you awake

So, drape a heavy cloth over the blinking lights, move the computer or your bed to another room, or put up a curtain between your bed and your computer. As a last resort, you could simply turn the thing off. :cool:

itches
26th of September, 2004, 08:32
[08:32:52] <Sonof> i might go trim the facial hair
[08:40:24] <Sonof> and donwe
[08:40:26] <Sonof> *donw
[08:40:28] <Sonof> *donw
[08:40:34] * Sonof sighs and gives up

itches
26th of September, 2004, 10:33
http://atlas.walagata.com/w/itches/bring-it-on.png (http://tubes.ominix.com/art/characters/skeletons/index0002.html)

The Alcotroll
26th of September, 2004, 12:59
There's nothing like a bottle of gin to give you that inflated sense of self esteem.

itches
27th of September, 2004, 06:27
http://atlas.walagata.com/w/itches/you-want-some-of-me.png

itches
2nd of October, 2004, 03:59
Ladies, Gentlemen and Fishfolk. I bring news from the Great Beyond!

LeeCHeSSS: I'll promise to work on the site soon again

BigRedRod
2nd of October, 2004, 07:58
*gasp*

I've actually been too busy to hassle him about that
good job

itches
2nd of October, 2004, 12:51
<Sonof> want to see my scary face?
<calimari> do i?
<Sonof> i don't know, do you?
<Sonof> it's a risk
<Sonof> it's really scary
<calimari> sure
<calimari> lol koo
<Sonof> http://atlas.walagata.com/w/itches/greyface.jpg
<Sonof> to make up for that, here's my happy face
<Sonof> http://atlas.walagata.com/w/itches/greyface.jpg
<Sonof> and my sad face
<Sonof> http://atlas.walagata.com/w/itches/greyface.jpg
<Sonof> my confused face
<Sonof> http://atlas.walagata.com/w/itches/greyface.jpg
<Sonof> my gassy face
<Sonof> http://atlas.walagata.com/w/itches/greyface.jpg
<calimari> JUST the scary one
<Sonof> my "oh my god, something just bit off my leg" face
<Sonof> http://atlas.walagata.com/w/itches/greyface.jpg

*a few minutes later*

<calimari> lol
<calimari> thattts the same face
<calimari> lol they are all the same face
<calimari> LOL
<Sonof> oh really?
<Sonof> just noticed?
<calimari> yes
<Sonof> serious?
<calimari> yessssss

SponkleofInfini
2nd of October, 2004, 15:30
I never remembered your hair being that long ;)

itches
2nd of October, 2004, 18:15
It hasn't been cut for a long long long time. Well before I last saw you in fact.

itches
3rd of October, 2004, 22:03
[21:55:37] <Si|ent0ne> hi, im horny!
[21:56:01] <Kristy`> o_O
[21:56:01] * Sonof notes it down
[21:56:10] <Si|ent0ne> :]]
[21:56:21] <Si|ent0ne> stupid porn pics
[21:56:21] <Sonof> 21 hours, 55 minutes
[21:56:24] <Sonof> Si|ent0ne is horny
[21:56:37] <Si|ent0ne> yes! bend over please!
[21:56:55] <Sonof> not on the first date
[21:56:57] <Si|ent0ne> ill give you candy.
[21:57:03] <Sonof> unless you're really hot
[21:57:09] <Si|ent0ne> im really hot
[21:57:10] <Sonof> which you aren;t
[21:57:16] <Si|ent0ne> stfu :[
[21:57:33] <Kristy`> lol
[21:57:44] <Kristy`> Sonof, would you consider any male to be "really hot"?
[21:57:55] <Si|ent0ne> yes,me
[21:57:57] <Si|ent0ne> :]
[21:57:59] <Sonof> yes, but not Si|ent0ne
[21:58:03] <Si|ent0ne> :[
[21:58:09] <Si|ent0ne> liar!
[21:58:22] <Sonof> you want me, i expect to be showered with expensive gifts!
[21:58:37] <Kristy`> wow, we're alot alike Sonof.
[21:58:44] <Si|ent0ne> i offered chocolate cant get any better than that!
[21:59:05] <Sonof> you expect Si|ent0ne to shower you with gifts before you'll put out, as well?
[21:59:22] * Si|ent0ne flops his penis between Sonof'd eyes
[21:59:31] * Sonof eyes it
[21:59:35] <Si|ent0ne> lol
[21:59:37] <Kristy`> Sonof, yes
[21:59:38] <Sonof> a lot of expensive gifts
[21:59:40] <Si|ent0ne> CROSS EYED
[22:00:04] <Si|ent0ne> Sonof rules
[22:00:15] <Si|ent0ne> sorta
[22:00:40] <Sonof> sorta?
[22:00:45] <Si|ent0ne> sorta.
[22:00:51] <Sonof> you won't get any with flattery like that
[22:01:13] <Si|ent0ne> <Sonof> unless you're really hot
[22:01:14] <Si|ent0ne> <Si|ent0ne> im really hot
[22:01:14] <Si|ent0ne> <Sonof> which you aren;t
[22:01:20] <Si|ent0ne> that made kitty sad
[22:01:34] <Sonof> yes, this convo is going to go into the logs
[22:01:44] <Si|ent0ne> NOO
[22:01:50] <Si|ent0ne> i gotta log for you..
[22:02:28] <Si|ent0ne> BIG o' 8 INCH ONE
[22:02:53] <Si|ent0ne> ok, back to porn..
[22:02:54] <Kristy`> lol
[22:04:05] <Sonof> gods
[22:04:17] <Sonof> ways to turn that into implying a small dick
[22:04:39] <Si|ent0ne> i was ecpecting noless
[22:04:41] <Si|ent0ne> :]
[22:04:44] <Sonof> "you're meant to compensate by having a big real car, not a toy one. But i must say, that is a big toy car"
[22:04:50] <Si|ent0ne> expecting*
[22:05:17] <Si|ent0ne> ok ok, i got 1 inch penis!
[22:05:22] <Si|ent0ne> ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!
[22:05:26] <Si|ent0ne> ARE YOU HUH?
[22:05:28] <Si|ent0ne> HUH?!
[22:05:34] <Si|ent0ne> now im crying you JERK!
[22:05:38] <Sonof> have i been showered with expensive gifts?
[22:05:43] <Kristy`> lol
[22:05:43] <Sonof> huh?
[22:05:56] <Kristy`> from what i saw, i dont think it was 1 inch o_O
[22:06:05] <Si|ent0ne> ill shower you wit semen
[22:06:09] <Si|ent0ne> NIGGER!
[22:06:11] <Si|ent0ne> lolol
[22:06:20] <Sonof> i don't think you're allowed to measure it if it goes under an inch
[22:06:24] <Kristy`> unless that pic you sent wasnt of you?
[22:06:31] <Sonof> you just call it at "one inch"
[22:06:38] <Si|ent0ne> lol
[22:06:44] <Si|ent0ne> relax
[22:06:47] <Sonof> right, i'm going to quit now

BigRedRod
3rd of October, 2004, 22:27
I think that one is actually on the wrong side of the line

itches
3rd of October, 2004, 22:30
There are lines in this thread?

BigRedRod
3rd of October, 2004, 22:34
In the forum

itches
3rd of October, 2004, 22:36
Hmm.

If I get a bunch of complaints, or an offical admin "bad itches" I'll kill it.

BigRedRod
3rd of October, 2004, 22:52
Fair enough. I'm not demanding you take it down, I'm just stating my opinion :)

itches
3rd of October, 2004, 23:02
I thought it amusing, which is why i posted it. But I've found that things like that can offend other people when it doesn't me, and I don't want to unintentionally offend people.

BigRedRod
3rd of October, 2004, 23:10
Bah, people are too easy to offend these days
I remember the old days, of course back then it was uphill both ways

SponkleofInfini
4th of October, 2004, 00:39
:)

The Alcotroll
5th of October, 2004, 07:24
If you're easily offended, under the age of consent, or a Daily Mail reader then please look away now.


Daddy is lying in bed one night, when a patter of little feet going across the landing floor stirs him from sleep. He sits up, and hears the clunk of a door. 'Ah,' he thinks, 'It's just little Jimmy going to the toilet.'

Some time passes, and there is silence. Daddy begins to feel worried. Eventually, he gets up and crosses the landing, putting his ear against the bathroom door.

Silence.

He opens the door to see little Jimmy standing there, shamefaced, a big wet stain spreading across his pyjamas.
"Don't worry little Jimmy," says Daddy, sympathetically, "I'll teach you the six steps to the perfect piss."

"Step one, un-zip your fly; Step two, flop out your johnson; Step three, pull back the skin; Step four, relax and let the golden liquid just slide out; Step five, slip the skin back into position; Step six, replace your meat in your trousers."

Little Jimmy nods his head, and proud Daddy steps back. "Just you remember, little Jimmy," he says, "Six steps to the perfect piss."


The next night, Daddy is again woken by the patter of tiny feet on the landing. 'I'll just go and check on him' he thinks.
Crossing the landing, he presses his ear against the door of the bathroom and hears within a little voice, whispering:

"Three-Five, three-five, three-five..."

itches
5th of October, 2004, 17:27
http://zoo.nightstar.net//images/smiles/killtard.gif

itches
6th of October, 2004, 09:17
http://pictures.greatestjournal.com/userimg/2160188/549240 (http://www.livejournal.com/community/marvel_universe/130550.html)

The Alcotroll
6th of October, 2004, 09:40
Mine was funnier. I have more if you want...

itches
6th of October, 2004, 10:13
If you're looking for validation, you are in the wrong thread.

itches
6th of October, 2004, 11:10
<Sonof> Hey
<Alien8edWolf> hi Sonof ... hows you?
<Sonof> sore
<Sonof> you?
* Alien8edWolf is still breathing ty
<Sonof> breathing is good
<Sonof> with the ... oxygen
<Alien8edWolf> lol
<Sonof> *eh hem* "Dear universe. Get fucked. Love, Sonof"

itches
7th of October, 2004, 18:36
[14:50:09] <Tasha> Back 1h40m4s (afk)
[14:50:19] <Sonof> Welcome Back
[14:50:32] <Tasha> thank you
[14:50:33] <Tasha> lol
[14:50:44] <Tasha> You are the first to welcome back me every time
[14:50:50] <Tasha> Do you sit there waiting for me to return
[14:50:54] <Tasha> Or do you have me on notify
[14:57:32] <Sonof> i sit here, watching like a hawk

*cut*

[18:36:07] <Tasha> Back 2h36m44s (out)
[18:36:10] <DarkPriest420> wb
[18:36:11] <DarkPriest420> !
[18:36:11] <Sonof> Welcome Back
[18:36:13] <Tasha> thank you
[18:36:14] <DarkPriest420> HAH I BEAT YOU!
[18:36:14] * Tasha !
[18:36:17] <Tasha> thank you Sonof
[18:36:19] <Tasha> lol Ben
[18:36:22] <Sonof> i'll kill you!
[18:36:24] <DarkPriest420> lol
[18:36:52] <DarkPriest420> caught you off gaurd
[18:37:03] <DarkPriest420> like a hawk... HAH..
[18:37:06] <DarkPriest420> lol
[18:37:08] <Sonof> i'm distracted by my piece of shit brother in the house
[18:37:33] <Tasha> haha yeah yeah
[18:39:06] <Venetta> i was 5 and he was 6
[18:39:12] <Venetta> we rode on horses made of sticks
[18:39:40] [Quit] - [DarkPriest420] - Reason: [Connection Closed]
[18:39:48] [Join] - [DarkPriest420]
[18:39:49] [Op] - [ChanServ] [DarkPriest420]
[18:40:07] <DarkPriest420> WTF!?
[18:40:23] <Sonof> i told you didn't i?

itches
16th of October, 2004, 06:10
This one is dedicated to Gral (http://www.online-roleplaying.com/forums/member.php?u=13).

Gralhruk
16th of October, 2004, 06:16
As I said, if you plan on using it with a dark background I can get rid of the annoying pixelated edges.

itches
16th of October, 2004, 06:18
I don't intend to use it anywhere except on my livejournal any time soon, so it's not a bother.

Though if you should happen to find nothing to do and feel to the urge to do some trimming, who am I to stop you? ;)

Gralhruk
16th of October, 2004, 06:34
My natural obsessivness is a boon to the graphically challenged.

itches
16th of October, 2004, 06:37
I'm not graphically challenged. I know how to resize images, and change them from one format to another!

Gralhruk
16th of October, 2004, 06:53
In that case, my natural obsessivness is a boon to those with limited attention spans and a tendency towards laziness.

itches
16th of October, 2004, 07:00
ooh shiney (http://www.trappfarms.com/shiny/godflyer.jpg)

errant42
19th of October, 2004, 10:43
Soo... this is the fabled "Step into the Spotlight" thread? I see. It is exactly as promised....

itches
19th of October, 2004, 12:33
Yes, this thread is the stuff of legonds. In ages to come, old men will gather children around to tell tales of The Spotlight Thread

SponkleofInfini
19th of October, 2004, 22:14
Only if you're the filthy old man luring childeren into allys with the promise of candy.

itches
25th of October, 2004, 20:30
<Tasha> Back 53m9s (afk)
<Sonof> Welcome Back
<Kristy`> thx
<Kristy`> er
<Kristy`> wb
<Kristy`> lol
* Sonof eyes Kristy`
<Kristy`> :P
<Tasha> lol
<Tasha> thank you
* Sonof throws smurfs at Kristy`
<Kristy`> ouch
<Kristy`> :(
<Sonof> don't make me throw the angry smurfs!

*click*
http://atlas.walagata.com/w/itches/Squirrelly_Wrath.JPG (http://www.illwillpress.com/)

BigRedRod
26th of October, 2004, 07:02
If anyone has the hulk on DVD could they wang on subtitles and tell me how to say those immortal lines at the end of the film (they're in either Spanish or Portugese, my ability to speak either language is so bad I can't normally tell the difference)?

If they could I'd love them forever. Possibly offering them the ability to have my avatar and title change to anything they desire as homage for a week...

itches
27th of October, 2004, 13:06
You had a pirate attack on your house, and though they were reppelled, you're staying awake incase the decide to make a second, suprise attack?
Arrr matey! I'll keelhaul those peg legged bastards if they come back!

itches
4th of November, 2004, 17:55
* Sonof squints
<Sonof> i had a dream last night, or the night before
<Sonof> in which there was a shoot out i was involved in
<Macro_EARP> did ya win?
<Macro_EARP> or did ya die?
<Sonof> except it was a more normal 'me' instead of the normal 'super powered' me
<TheSnake> lol
<Sonof> i shot the guy in the Back :)
<Sonof> several times

Gralhruk
5th of November, 2004, 01:12
You had a pirate attack on your house, and though they were reppelled, you're staying awake incase the decide to make a second, suprise attack?Arrr matey! I'll keelhaul those peg legged bastards if they come back!
The really funny part of this was the image you sent back to me. I seem to have lost the URL, though.

itches
5th of November, 2004, 06:21
I still had the PM laying around.

You had a pirate attack on your house, and though they were reppelled, you're staying awake incase the decide to make a second, suprise attack?
Arrr matey! I'll keelhaul those peg legged bastards if they come back!
http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/imgs/rst138.gif
Oh, man!

I can't stop laughing :).

I'm going to bed.

Gralhruk
5th of November, 2004, 06:24
Thus are we are all enriched.

itches
5th of November, 2004, 06:53
It's good to make the world a better place. :)

Gralhruk
5th of November, 2004, 07:02
Who could resist a one-eyed, blue, peg-legged wench with a jolly roger ass tattoo? Okay, maybe a lot of people but it still made me laugh.

BigRedRod
5th of November, 2004, 07:02
I should post the photos of myself and my housemate dressed as pi-ra-tays

itches
6th of November, 2004, 15:38
[15:37:43] *** Disconnected
Session Close: Sat Nov 06 15:37:44 2004


Session Start: Sat Nov 06 15:38:27 2004
[15:38:27] [Join] - [Sonof]
[15:38:27] *** Topic is 'Everyone set something positive in the topic about Venetta. She has a hot ass! (Tasha) | netta's forearm is same length as her feet | I love my Venetta <3! (Kristy`) | netter is tasty (exn)'
[15:38:27] *** Set by exn on Mon Nov 01 18:58:11
[15:38:28] [Op] - [ChanServ] [Sonof]
[15:38:35] <Kristy`> wb
[15:39:05] <Sonof> okay guys, see that button on the top left? Don't press it
[15:39:21] <Sonof> danke
[15:40:05] <Kristy`> np's
[15:40:14] <Kristy`> doesn't yours confirm on exit?
[15:40:30] * Sonof checks
[15:40:31] *** Disconnected
Session Close: Sat Nov 06 15:40:32 2004


Session Start: Sat Nov 06 15:41:04 2004
[15:41:04] [Join] - [Sonof ]
[15:41:04] *** Topic is 'Everyone set something positive in the topic about Venetta. She has a hot ass! (Tasha) | netta's forearm is same length as her feet | I love my Venetta <3! (Kristy`) | netter is tasty (exn)'
[15:41:04] *** Set by exn on Mon Nov 01 18:58:11
[15:41:05] [Op] - [ChanServ] [Sonof]
[15:41:06] <Sonof> nope

itches
6th of November, 2004, 18:58
<calimari> my computer makes sounds
<calimari> :)
<calimari> i didnt know, its always turned off lol
<calimari> i mean...i knew before the formatting...
<calimari> but there are sounds and the sounds are different now
<Sonof> sounds is a very vague description
<calimari> i wasnt trying to descibe them per se, just the fact that i have them and i just notived
<Sonof> pc speaker?
<Sonof> humming noise
<Sonof> noise of hardwear doing stuff?
<Sonof> a clanking?
<Sonof> buzzing?
<Sonof> a speaker type of buzzing or another type?
<calimari> ohhhh
<Sonof> when you said your pc was making "sounds" all that went through my mind
<calimari> sounds like when i turn on and off my computer and its to make the experience fun
<calimari> they arent bad sounds
<Sonof> ticking noises?
<Sonof> little smurfy cries of pain?

itches
8th of November, 2004, 12:04
<twisted_x___> My screen is fucking retarded
<Sonof> shoot it
<twisted_x___> It like..
<twisted_x___> blinks
<Sonof> shoot it!
<twisted_x___> I dont have another!
<twisted_x___> =|
<Sonof> you're not going to take that shit from your screen are you?
<Sonof> are you?!
<twisted_x___> lol

Cadogan Trahem
12th of November, 2004, 19:01
And now A word from our Sponsors...

BigRedRod
12th of November, 2004, 19:02
I don't get it

itches
12th of November, 2004, 19:03
I don't get it either

Cadogan Trahem
12th of November, 2004, 19:10
Team Oddball: Four verses Four, collect the Oddball (a Skull) and hold it for the time alloted to the match for the win. When holding the Oddball you can't shoot your guns and are limited to just melee attacks. Co-ordinate your teammates to help protect the ballcarrier from the opposing team.

Or you can do what I did and crack some guy on the back of the head with the skull for a SKULL BASH!

SponkleofInfini
12th of November, 2004, 19:55
Get over it ;)

Spoon
12th of November, 2004, 19:56
Wow that's so not post worthy. No more Halo 2 for you.

itches
12th of November, 2004, 20:12
Normally I would agree with you Spoon. But you have to take into consideration the thread that he posted it in.

Spoon
12th of November, 2004, 20:19
True the posts in this thread are never worth note. This however is simply an ordinary aspect of the game no more interesting then the time I killed someone with the flag.

BigRedRod
12th of November, 2004, 20:24
If you trawl through this thread it has its moments. Although this is where things go that are by definition, not worth their own threads

itches
17th of November, 2004, 10:41
[Topic] - [The_Grey_Ghost] [#Soulkingdom It looks like i might be around after the next couple of days http://www.soulkingdom.cjb.net ]
*** Retrieving #SoulKingdom info...
* Sonof swears
<Sonof> bloody vop
<Sonof> no smart arse comments in the topic from me, it seems
<The_Grey_Ghost> lol
<The_Grey_Ghost> what where you gonna say?
<Sonof> "and thus we discover the true meaning of christmas"
[Op] - [The_Grey_Ghost] [Sonof]
[Deop] - [ChanServ] [Sonof]
<The_Grey_Ghost> looks like opgaurd is on so i can't let ya
<Sonof> apparently the true meaning of christmas doesn't want me to set a topic
<The_Grey_Ghost> lol

itches
26th of November, 2004, 00:25
Okay, this is funny but wrong. So I'm going to explain it out here. :)

In one of the LiveJournal communities (http://www.livejournal.com/community/aussielj/603934.html) I'm a part of, someone made a post about their cousin who had been stabbed and killed about a week ago. Included in this post was a picture of the guy.

In a reply to this post, a person commented that the dead guy looked to be charismatic, to which the original poster said:
He was definitely a charmer, there wasn't a person who met him who didn't like him.

My instant reaction to this was to object, pointing out that at least one person didn't like him, considered the stabbing method of his death.

It was readily apparent that the comment would be in bad taste, despite the humour, so I'm posting it here instead of there.

The Alcotroll
26th of November, 2004, 01:26
How very thoughtful of you.

Cadogan Trahem
26th of November, 2004, 08:04
Tasmanian power company Aurora Energy has completed an initial trial of broadband over electricity lines, achieving speeds of between 10 and 30Mbps.

Broadband over power lines would completely bypass existing broadband delivery methods, including Telstra's DSL network, with its attached monthly line rentals.

Aurora is planning a larger pilot of broadband over power lines in mid 2005 but it will be restricted to a limited number of customers while they better understand its potential.

Whilst the technology was trialed in Tasmania, there's no reason it can't be made available throughout Australia, according to Aurora. The company told Whirlpool that other utilities are looking into broadband over power lines and are likely to make some announcements over the next few months.

Piero Peroni, the Business Development Manager for Aurora is optimistic on how BPL will compare to current ADSL services. "It is early days but we expect to deliver a very competitive service, at higher bit rates to ADSL, fully symmetric [same upload speed as download], and available from every room in the house."

To access the broadband a PLC modem can be plugged into any power point in the home to receive the broadband signal.

http://whirlpool.net.au/article.cfm/1402

The Alcotroll
30th of November, 2004, 00:54
No doubt most people have already seen this. When I watched it, I realised that it would be funnier if it wasn't so true.

Here it is. (http://www.funnypart.com/funny_flash/posting_and_you.shtml)

Gralhruk
30th of November, 2004, 01:28
I think it would be funnier with broccoli. Which isn't saying very much.

BigRedRod
30th of November, 2004, 02:24
wow
A flash animation that was funny and I hadn't seen before, and it came from the orp!
Wonders will never cease

Yes, it is big and clever. Maybe it needs altering and including in the mythical beast known as the FAQ

itches
30th of November, 2004, 15:48
<ProoN> Chess, Sonof?
<Sonof> ..are you hitting on me?
<ProoN> =o
<ProoN> No
<ProoN> lol
<Sonof> only if cali can watch
<ProoN> okay
<Sonof> wait, you weren't hitting on me?
<Sonof> nvm then
<ProoN> lol
<ProoN> FINE

itches
2nd of December, 2004, 15:44
<Sonof> right, who wants to play chess?
<Alma> not i
<Sonof> I'm going to go sit in yahoo chess and look sad =p
<Alma> aww
<Alma> I dont know how to play chess
*** eeyore is now known as mule
<Sonof> mule!
<mule> oi
<mule> no i wont play chess with you lol
<Sonof> a pox on both your houses!
<Alma> hey!
<Alma> I dont even know how to play!
<mule> lol
<Sonof> "I don't know how to play." "You cut off my hands!" "My face, my beautiful face!"

itches
3rd of December, 2004, 14:21
<Sonof> well i just fended off strange old people
<twisted_x___> ?
<Sonof> Nat's grandparents
<Sonof> speaking on grandparents, chess?
<twisted_x___> lol
<twisted_x___> sure
<Sonof> http://perso.wanadoo.fr/chezmaevina/Cat-Fight.jpg
<twisted_x___> what room?
<Sonof> turtle shell
<Sonof> to make it fair, i shall write fiction, eat, and masterbate, at the same time
<Sonof> let me know when you get on
<twisted_x___> k
<twisted_x___> I'll be under s_p_0_0_g_e
<twisted_x___> ..
<twisted_x___> are you saying I suck?
<Sonof> no
<Sonof> I'm saying I'm a bloody genius
<Sonof> i eat people's brains

itches
8th of December, 2004, 00:20
UltramanJimBill: goddammit
UltramanJimBill: I need some kind of magical scanning device to understand what type of flirting a girl is perfoming
UltramanJimBill: get to it
p970167: okay
p970167: there is a method to work this out
p970167: but it involves delving into the heart of darkness, making a pact with the devil himself
UltramanJimBill: it might be worth it
p970167: you will never be able to forget the horrors you uncover, are you sure?
UltramanJimBill: yes
p970167: go ask a girl
UltramanJimBill: ooooh, that is worse than I expected

SponkleofInfini
8th of December, 2004, 00:41
Cadogan says:
no one seems to understand the paranormal relationship between "death traps" and the other known phenomenononon "camping sniper whore"
Cadogan says:
but I think I have a theory
Cadogan says:
I won't lie to you, I think that a cosmic force makes your head explode whenever someone with a sniper rifle sees you
Sponkle says "You mean that's a woman! Dear Lord!" says:
yeah it is called a bullet
Cadogan says:
cosmic force!

The Alcotroll
8th of December, 2004, 00:55
Gosh. Aren't you all so very witty.

itches
8th of December, 2004, 01:51
And don't you forget it.

In related news I dropped my ear phones in my replacement coke glass. Luckily, it was empty at the time.

itches
8th of December, 2004, 07:00
Iudico: Hey
Iudico: where do you buy earphones from?
Kahluah: music store, place like target or grace brothers, electronics store, etc
Iudico: danke
Kahluah: bitte
Iudico: see, you can tell we're hard core because we said something in german
Kahluah: rofl
Iudico: the only thing more hardcore would be to use an umlaut out of place
Iudico: dank

Gralhruk
8th of December, 2004, 07:08
Gralhrk

itches
8th of December, 2004, 07:11
Sure, that's hard core. But is it Hrdcr!?

Grlhrk.

Gralhruk
8th of December, 2004, 07:13
I'm going to refrain from posting mlt prn.

itches
8th of December, 2004, 07:16
<Sonof> Your search - umlaut porn - did not match any documents.
<Sonof> opps
<Sonof> ... you might want to ignore that

itches
11th of December, 2004, 07:39
Zombies have an uncanny way of turning up in my dreams. Theyre an ideal antagonistic in many ways. Simple motivation, basic tactics, tough to take down without being impossible, and numbers enough to make the prospect of failure a real thing. I've had some mighty fine dreams where zombies have turned up, and I've fought and struggled my way through them. Battles that have pushed me to the brink of defeat, but I have held on and overcome by shear force of will. And zombies are a black and white case. They want to kill you, which make them the bad guys. They don't use trickery, so you only need to focus on the struggle. That is at least, until the zombies in my dream turned up.

These zombies were smart. They were cleaver, and didn't immediately try to kill you. They would mingle in with the living people, all of which conspired to leave you guessing who they were, what they would do, and when they would do it. I was sure in the dream that the zombie-creatures wanted to kill me - as all good zombies do - but the uncertainties of when they would stop pretending to be harmless living and reveal themselves proved to be truly terrifying.

The dreamed contained the contained the stereotypical quest, go from point A to point B, avoid/overcome the dangers and save X. In this case X was my friend, who had been infected by the zombie disease, and we were racing against time to find save him. This race against time meant that we had to travel the streets on foot, at night of course. WE had to hide from everyone, try to determine of those we encountered were of the living or the dead, and I had to watch my friend.

That was the real catch in the whole quest, the fact that the person I was trying to save was slowly changing into something that would try to kill me. The change wouldn't be obvious either, these were subtle zombies, creatures that hid what they were for purposes that was beyond my comprehension. So I would watch him, as I watched everything else. I would note the inconspicuous changes that were overcoming him, note the struggle to remain who he was, and I would do what I could to strengthen him against the creature growing inside, snapping him back to humanity and giving him a few more precious minutes.

And I would fear the change. The trick of the whole thing is that without constant vigilance I would miss the moment when he stopped being a person and turned into a zombie-creature. Even with my constant and close vigil there was a good chance they I would miss the moment, that my companion would be a hideous mockery of life, going through a charade to hide the truth of it's existence from me until it was too late. All I could do in the face of this was to watch; fear, and mistrust, while holding onto the hope that it wouldn't come to pass. That a cure could be procured before it was too late.

In the course of the quest we entered a night club for reasons which are lost to me now. It was in here that the way the zombie-creatures blended themselves in really came to the fore. I would scan the crowd of people trying to pick out the death marks. Is that jewellery or an attempt to staple a face back on? Make-up or pallor of death? I could pick out some of them scattered through the crowd, a stomach wound not covered up correctly, one of them not quite mimicking humanity correctly. They were in the minority, but there were more then enough to turn the dance floor into a blood bath.

My observations had gone unnoticed, for which I was relieved as there was no way to be sure how the creatures would react if they found out someone saw through their sham. Even if they suspected someone saw through it they might have given it up, let loose the hunger that dwelt inside of them and slaughtered us all. It was a game of double bluff, trying to see through their shame while not letting them see through mine. An attack would kill us all, so every few moments that I hid my knowledge was a few more moments we had. A few more moments in which the majority could enjoy the blissful ignorance while I watched, plotted, second guessed myself and everything else in an attempt to gain an edge in the coming conflict. Obscurity was as much my ally as it was theirs and I was winning the game - I knew of them when they didn't know of me.

Then I saw her. One of them. She had no obvious death marks, and she wasn't doing anything to give it away, but I could what she was from the look in her eyes, a look of something darker then humanity. She was looking at me, not doing anything else, not very far away, just looking at me. I looked back, and then came to a frightening realisation - she knew. She knew I knew about what they were; she knew I had pieced the veil they were hiding under. They had no more reason to pretend to be human, no more advantage to obtain from restraining the monster within, from holding off the inevitable conflict and operating in the shadows.

I knew what was about to happen. The game of bluffs over, those precious few moments of normality gone. Death, carnage, chaos. It was coming, and we would find only pain in the end. I could see this in her eyes; I could see the doom that would soon bury us all in its terrible fury. I could see the terrible knowledge in her eyes, and I knew it was over. I could see ...

But then I woke up.

I woke from that dream full of terror as my mind struggled to adjust to the new waking reality through the sleep-haze that clouded it. My body refused to get up, and I drifted slowly back to sleep, struggling to keep my eyes awake. Knowing that I needed to watch, needed to be on guard. I couldn't afford to stop watching, stop trying to find them. I had to remain vigilant, to remain firm, to gain an edge.

Then I was asleep.

itches
11th of December, 2004, 07:43
Idc: heh, that was a cool dream
Idc: much better then my zombie one
Gaz: i had one once where i went on holiday and saddam lived in the public toilets upstairs and he wasn't such a bad guy after all
Gaz: we all went go-karting

Gralhruk
11th of December, 2004, 08:06
Nice story. I think it is very telling that you are on a quest under a strict deadline where life and death hang in the balance, yet in the middle of the whole thing you suddenly decide to go clubbing.

itches
11th of December, 2004, 08:11
Notice my friend disapears at the end.

itches
15th of December, 2004, 16:51
[14:08:55] <Gralhruk> Damn kids.
[14:08:55] <Sonof> .
[14:09:01] <Sonof> hang on, flynn is making noise
[14:09:09] <Gralhruk> I'm going to play some 45's
[14:09:38] <Sonof> okay
[14:09:41] <Sonof> 45's?
[14:09:57] <Gralhruk> Records.
[14:09:59] <Sonof> oh
[14:10:06] <Sonof> that thing they had before mp3's
[14:10:12] <Gralhruk> Damn kids.

Gralhruk
16th of December, 2004, 01:17
Hey, I'm in a chat log that doesn't make me sound like a perv!

itches
16th of December, 2004, 01:29
I decided to go for the old man angle this time.

Gralhruk
16th of December, 2004, 01:35
I see that you are setting things up for the "dirty old man" clincher. I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!

itches
16th of December, 2004, 01:39
From (http://imdb.com/title/tt0267913/)

Shaggy: Like, chill out, Scrappy. You didn't have to try and take over the whole world and destroy humanity.
Scrappy Doo: It would have worked too if it wasn't for you meddling sons of...
[door closes on him]

itches
18th of December, 2004, 10:55
If you, me, and elpresidente snuggle up, I'm sure we can do some real damage to the target.

itches
21st of December, 2004, 02:14
Hullo there. I am Jon.
I am new.
Add me. New friends are tops.
☠✬☠

BigRedRod
22nd of December, 2004, 03:26
On Sunday in Starbucks I met Santa!http://bits.bris.ac.uk/bigredrod/Santa.jpg
And his elf took a photo.

Go team me!

The downside is that I closed my eyes and, as per usual, look like a special child in the photo. The upside is that he wasa the best Santa I've ever met. We chatted about stuff while I drank my coffee. Stuff including Kylie, Quantum physics and why I wasn't at a real uni like Manchester

The Alcotroll
22nd of December, 2004, 09:22
Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Craig; One, Tim; Nil!

The_Friendly_Fiend
22nd of December, 2004, 13:03
What you failed to point out is that Santa is really Alcotroll in disguise!

BigRedRod
23rd of December, 2004, 00:53
If I had a photo of him handy I'dd be a detailed analysis to check whether CRaig really is Santa. As I don't I'll just state the following points

-Santa had a grasp of basic science
-Santa was witty
-Santa was jolly
-Craig is a student of the psychological arts

itches
23rd of December, 2004, 23:17
dc: I have air freshener
Cadogan: phone?
dc: what of it?
Cadogan: call me?
dc: ... are you hitting on me?

itches
25th of December, 2004, 14:24
[12:47:16] <Sonof> just so you know, I seem to have milk in my ear
[12:47:24] <Tasha> ok lol
[12:47:32] [Topic] - [Tasha] [(@Sonof) my hair got caught in the fan! (@Sonof) just so you know, I seem to have milk in my ear]
[12:49:40] <Sonof> slowly but surely, the case to have me committed builds
[12:50:33] <Tasha> lol
[12:50:44] <Tasha> I wish I could word stuff the way you do
[12:52:30] <Sonof> i word my stuff normally
[12:56:39] <Tasha> I have 50 belts here to photograph and I have them all laid across my lap and they keep falling off ... feels like being covered in snakes hehe
[12:57:04] <Sonof> you know what being covered in snakes feels like?
[12:57:22] <Tasha> No, but I knew you'd ask lol

Setzer Gabbiani
26th of December, 2004, 01:40
Merry Christmas y'all.