idiot of the day award

[Talaananthes]

this was a seriously posted 3rd ed charachter sheet from another board. needless to say, i had a field day with this.

Player Name: edited out. noone from here.
Character Name: Darkblade
Class: Fighter
Race: Wood Elf
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Level: 1
Size: M
Age: 240
Gender: Male
Height: 5'5"
Weight: 120
Eyes: Hazel
Hair: White
Skin: Tan

Strength: 14
Dexterity: 16
Constitution: 9
Intelligence: 10
Wisdom: 11
Charisma: 11

HP: 12
Thac0:20
AC: 15
Initiative: +5
Base Attack: +1
Speed: 16
Current Exp: 0
Next Level: 1000

Fortitude:0
Reflex: 2
Will: +1

Melee: +5
Ranged:+4

Weapon: Longsword 4lb. M slashing: +5 Damage 1d8
Weapon: Dagger 1lb. S Slashing: +4 Damage 1d4
Weapon: Long Bow +4 Damage 1d8

Pp:
Gp: 20
Sp: 3
Cp:

Skills

-Basic lore……......0
-butchering …...... 0
-basic traking.....0
-survival…….....…0
-set snares……....-1DEX
-rope using……....0
-silenet walk.......1
-hide in shadow..1
-pick lock doors..1
-clime................0
-swim................0
-listen................0
-balance............1

Special Abilities

-Infravision, 90’
-Resistance( 90% to charm and sleep)
-Secret Doors
-Bow bonus
-Stealth

Feats

-high jump
-Rage

Languages

Ancient Elf
Elf
Pixie

Gear

Wearing:

Pants
--Flint and Steel in right pocket
--cloth in left pocket
---3sp in cloth(Well Secured and Wrapped with cloth To Prevent Noise)

Belt
--Dagger on right side
--Torch on right side
--Sword Scabbard on the left side of me
----Long Sword
--Long Bow on right side
--Rope on left side

-- Belt pouch
----20gp t(Well Secured and Wrapped To Prevent Noise)
---theif kit

Armor
Leather Jacket
--Quiver on my left shoulder
----12 Flight Arrows
Thin Leather Gloves
Soft Leather Boots

40 Lbs Total Carried Weight

[Kahluah]

Bwahahahahah. Oh my god, that is so funny.

Armor
Leather Jacket

The biker elf! BWAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH *falls over laughing his box off*

[The_Friendly_Fiend]

Me thinks it twas a joke. And we all know it was you Talaananthes, so disgusing your name won't help you. :fun:

[Talaananthes]

no, no, it was not a joke. really, im serious this time. this was real, it wasnt me. i swear.

[Cadogan Trahem]

Hair: White
Skin: Tan


*cough*

[BigRedRod]

it's no so much funny as it is weird
it's this crazy fusion of 3e and 2e

[Talaananthes]

oh, also note that the game that this char was for was supposed to by 5th level.

then he blew up in my face when i stated the obvious fact that he didnt have a damn clue what he was doing, except from perhaps a long history of too much baldurs gate.

[Cadogan Trahem]

So this was supposed to be third edition?

[Cadogan Trahem]

Gah nevermind I didn't read your first post right

[Cadrius]

Well don't be shy! I'd like to see some more idiots!

[itches]

Yes Sir! (http://meshier.com/fs/a)

[The_Friendly_Fiend]

A new idiot of the day? How about anyone that trusts Itches when he posts a link. Grrrr....I'm still mad. :mad:

[itches]

:fun:

I need to find that really annoying link.


hmm where did i put this thing, you people will love it ;)

[PaVel]

Well I got troubled calls about that it contained a virus.

I'm looking into it. So please be carefull with that link.

[PaVel]

Okay my girlfriends sister told me that her girlfriend said it contained a virus. ( still with me ? )

But actually she didn't like the page and told everyone it contained a virus because her computer did strange stuff.
But the b*tch cried wolf. ( Peter and the wolf )

So please go ahead and annoy everyone with the link :evil:

[itches]

Why thank you, your permission means everything (http://www.netlaughter.com/haha.htm) to me.