Life!!!!!!

[itches]

I would just like to say that I am the happyst man in the world. Its a good day to be alive.

Someone you may not care , but i dont care that you dont care. :yum:

Once again I say.

Its Good To Be Alive!!!

:fun: :fun: :fun:

[LeeCHeSSS]

You confuse me...

[Cadogan Trahem]

Just smile and back away slowly.

[SponkleofInfini]

I am one happy chappy today also, I got my gamecube today :)

[Setzer Gabbiani]

Good 4 you now. I just got DSL.

[BigRedRod]

You back with Kat then?

Ha, I've had a GC for ages

Ha, I've got an obscene connection already

Ha, I'm confused most of the time (stupid course)

[itches]

And now i shall reply to you all, by stating that Vanilla Coke is Evil.

No two ways about it. I decided i would give it a go. Now i think i'm going to Puke :?

The Moral of this story.
Dont give it ago! Its Evil. Burn it! Burn It aLL!

[BigRedRod]

Vanilla coke is great
It's just a shame I can't buy it over here yet

[Cadogan Trahem]

Blasphemy! Thou hath spoken against the divine juice!! Heathen!! Hang your head in shame! Hang it!! <shakes fist>

[itches]

People. I have been poisoned enough by bad food to know what it is like.

Vinilar Coke did the exact same thing to me.

I do Enjoy the Tolit, but not that much.

Therefore, i have no other conclusion to come to, other then, it tryed to Kill me. Now everything i do is in self-defence.

:angry:

[SponkleofInfini]

I have never liked coke...........so.....I am with you Itches :)

[Spoon]

INFIDELS!!! You are not worthy of the vanilla coke and so it seeks to rid the world of your deformed seed. Out demons lest ye be struck down by the glorious thing that is vanilla coke.

Repent sinners lest ye be judged and found wanting.

<-----not a paid spokesman for Vanilla coke.... no really

[Cadogan Trahem]

Originally posted by itches
People. I have been poisoned enough by bad food to know what it is like.

Vinilar Coke did the exact same thing to me.

I do Enjoy the Tolit, but not that much.

Therefore, i have no other conclusion to come to, other then, it tryed to Kill me. Now everything i do is in self-defence.

:angry:

Can't hold yer Coke eh? eh!?


:)

[Spoon]

wait wait we are talking about cocaine cut with vanilla right?

[The_Friendly_Fiend]

That's fine Itches and Sponkle, that will leave more coke for the rest of us. It does taste better if you mix your own, and that goes for cherry coke as well.

[BigRedRod]

The important thing is Vanilla coke tastes good and everyone who disagrees is just wrong plain and simple

As for drugs(excluding alcohol), I don't really give a rats ass, as long as you don't involve me or suffer any side effects and expect me to take you home / make sure you don't die

[SponkleofInfini]

Maybe we should stop this discussion before someone says something incriminating :)

[itches]

I never said i had anything against the taste. The problem i had with it was how i had to rush to the tolit shortly afterwards.

[BigRedRod]

oh...
well luckily i'm immune to it's effects :)

Was it diet or normal you tried?

[Cadogan Trahem]

to-lit or not to lit, that is the question.

[itches]

diet???

<shudders>

[BigRedRod]

just curious
I must have drank three or four litres of regualr vanilla coke when my mum first brought vast amounts back
and I suffered no ill effects

I've only ever had the one vanilla diet, so I was fine from that too

I'm just gonna say it's because you aren't manly enough for coke :)

[itches]

Normal coke i can drink by the Gallon. I used to drink 2 liters a night, untill i realised what it was doing to my stomarch.

It seems i just have a problem with the stuff that is diluted with vanilla.

[itches]

i would like to change my statement.

Life sucks.

If anythign can go wrong, it will, and has this morning.

shit

Edit: I noticed i ad finialy made 4 Didgets. So i counted back and guess which post wasthe one that put me over. :S well that least it was memorable

[itches]

Ah but where would my manners be if I didn’t give you a blow by blow description of what has gone wrong today.

Each one is only minor, add them all together and it becomes worse, but still cope able. But at this point in my life :?

Okay to start off with, I slept in. Not enough that I had enough sleep, just enough that I was late, and I was still dead tired.

First thing when I get up, everyone in the family gets to have the shower first as they have work/school and that’s more important then what I’m doing today.

Second I go to check my clothes I washed and dried last night, so I could wear them today. Hmm seems they are still wet.

No problem, I can still dry them, I mean I’m already going to be late not too much of a problem. Into my room I go and hmm, what's that smell?? Ah yes the dog decided my room looked like the perfect place to do a shit

I can deal with all of this, so I decide to look up when the next train is, so I can leave and catch that one. Looking it up, working out how long it will take me to get to the station that means ... I would of had to left 10 minutes before I looked it up to make it.

Back to the Clothes, my shirt is dry, but my pants are still wet. Ruddy jeans!! ( A note for people from Britain, yes that is you BRR. Pants are trousers )

Eventually, I manage to get my stuff together, find a train that isn’t too late, put my pants are now dry. I tried ringing the person I was meeting, but they didn’t answer their phone. Oh well off I go.

30Mins later, I get to the station, Tired and Sweating. Up I walk to the ticket machine. Hmm seems it won’t take 5 Cent pieces. Something I notice after I am almost all of the way through putting the money in. Oh well, I'll just travel as a student; I still have my student ID card. Oh and look there is a line forming behind me.

Cancelling the ticket, getting my change, going again ... well that is weird, It is the same price for students as it is for Adults. Ah well nothing for it now, except to try the 5-cent pieces. Working my way down to the 5 cent pieces, I put in the $2, the $1, the 50cent pieces, the 20cent pieces, and I’m working my way through the 10 cent pieces, when the coin slit closes.

When I say it closed, I mean it. The little metal thing you push your coin past, had decided, it was fed up, and stoped moving. The ticket machine was stuffed. I count buy my train ticket.

At this point I decided I had had enough, and turned around and walked home.

On the plus side, I used the money I would of used to buy the train ticket, and brought a bottle of Real Coke which is sitting in the fridge right now.

I think I might go have a drink of that coke now, but there you have it people. Everything that had gone wrong today, and all before 9:30 in the morning.

Add in the larger picture, and I think I can be excused if I say.


shit shit shit shit shit

[LeeCHeSSS]

This thread reeks...

[BigRedRod]

A note for people from Britain, yes that is you BRR. Pants are trousers
well duh
That's what I call them too

[itches]

Hey i wrote that, right after I got back. i was still feeling like shit ;)

As to the pants thing, i once has a conversation about pants with someone from Britan, and somehow after wards, after much confusion, i worked out that when i said pants, they thought of underwear.

So it seems this girl thought i had been talking about my underwear to her for 10 mins. While in relaity i wasjust talking about my pants

... no dont ask why i was talking about my pants for 10 mins.

[BigRedRod]

bah
then you were talking to a stupid girl
I suppose it could be ambigious
but really anyone with 1/4 of a brain knows that pants are trousers

[itches]

Hey i'm not complaining. she thought i was talking about my underwear and she stuck around :roll:

[BigRedRod]

hehe
fair enough then

Must have been a little strnage conversation though

[SponkleofInfini]

:paranoid: That was you!! :tsk:

[itches]

I have one last thing to say on this topic.

Life is like a Birdbath: It is full of water, and birds splash around in it.